MrBarrelrolll

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Tru Chaotic good sounds right

Honestly, when I first made Maximus his entire job was to just go around, helping people out and stuff, being "HONOURABLE" and doing good. Now he just fucks about. He's morally good, though. Deep down in his slime core. Just, you know, neutral good

A lot of fun shit happens when you're , warrior of Ye Olde Xarxis 5. Here's just a few screenshots I have. I'll update whenever I get more good ones. First two screenshots come together as a story. Basically, it was a Vox trader round. I entered, like, an hour into the actual round and the Voxxies were packing up. They had a TON of shit, and had generally an awesome round. I was travelling in space, and I found the Skipjack, but I didn't KNOW it was the Skipjack. I had just joined the round, right? So I hack into it and I'm immediately shot at, but I dodge and leave. I hack in through the other door and their leader is like "Let him in," and I say "Yo, can I chill with you guys? I want to go into deep space and this is the easiest way, plus I'm interested." Anyways, we get their, and they say "Alright, cuff him, let's make him a slave." Well, doesn't want to be a slave. So is like "Oh, yeah, cool, just uh... one sec man..." After hacking several doors in an attempt to get to the cockpit of the skipjack, they get him cuffed. All seems lost, until a Vox unties his zipties. This is when hell broke loose. Bolting to the skipjack, released a tank of plasma and tossed his welder into the mix, catching the entire Skipjack on fire. He desperately tried to hack into the cockpit, but he kept getting interrupted, as the Voxxies were ballsy enough to follow him into the fire. One ended up burning alive, even though he was just trying to run. All their supplies were taken, anyways. Anyway, eventually holds them off long enough but realizes he can't escape in time, so he just burns in the fire, refusing to be a slave. So the Voxxes all get ready to leave. They're like "Well, he fucked us up pretty bad, and we lost one... But we still have a good haul, man." Whoops. Somebody opened the crate containing the Supermatter Crystal. That story ended up with a Vox major victory, even though they all died.

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I don't mind re-editing the wiki if stuff I write gets changed. So far from what I can tell, the only difference that I would have to make is removing the bones thing, and adding stuff to explain some other things added (why they take more burn damage for example, which would be easy) Plus, on the chance that it doesn't get merged, then we won't have to worry about it at all.

Thread here: http://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Sli ... le#Biology Yo! So I play Slime a lot, and I want to fix the bare-bones (except they have no bones) lore. I talked to Deadeagle who wrote most of the original lore, and he's fine with it. Still waiting on word from Scrat, who helped. I'm gonna get started on it and post what I change later today. If anyone has ideas, post 'em here. Just to calm anyone worried I'll ruin the race: I won't be changing too much from what is already in place. Just fleshing out the already-existing base. I won't be adding anything about slime politics, because as far as I'm concerned, there isn't really any. Things I plan to add: Why slimes can break bones [DONE, PLUS OTHER BIOLOGY STUFF] Expand on slime life before being discovered by Nanotrasen Expand on Xarxis 5 and what it looks like Expand on slime life after being discovered by Nanotrasen (not planning to do too much with this) Fix the one contradiction in the wiki regarding Slime People's relation to regular slimes. Like I said, if you have anything else, post it here. ALSO: If anyone has a problem with anything I add, tell me!!! I'll do my best to remove any contradictions, and anything that hinders RP. I won't be writing this purely as a Maximus Greenwood fanfiction. As far as I am concerned, Maximus and where he came from are quite separate to how Slime People generally functioned, as Slime People are a very diverse people. There is no "they generally did this" imo.

Bump because I haven't played in 6 months

Alright, so, it's pretty obvious that not very many people use disabilities. That being said, the current disabilities are either LIFE-ENDING (seizures can fuck you up in a desperate time, deaf can fuck you up the entire GAME) or VERY ANNOYING (obesity means no outer wear, and eyeglasses remove your ability to have sunglasses to prevent flashes, mesons for mining, or night vision for night vision). That's why I propose we implement a new disability: Hard of Hearing. It would work pretty simply. On spawn, you get a special Headset. It works the same as all headsets, except it's also part hearing aid. While wearing it, you hear fine, but sometimes (about as often as seizures of seizure-prone people) it'll emit a static buzz that deafens you for a couple seconds, or pick up on small bits of text from other radio channels. That part is not the main part, though, and isn't really necessary. The MAIN part of the disability is that, if you take off the hearing aid, or it is taken off of you, you can only hear within whisper range. If someone is two tiles away, you hear bits and pieces of their speech, like whispers. If they're right next to you, you can hear them. Simple enough, yeah? Also, if the coders don't want to make a copy of EVERY SINGLE HEADSET to make them hearing aids, an entire item could just be made called "hearing aid" that can be put on your free ear, since you have two, and one is almost never used. For traitors: If a hearing aid is e-magged, it could stop working altogether. If they are implemented into headsets, perhaps when e-magged, they could do the OPPOSITE effect and make the wearer deaf. Then, you can put it on someone, and they'll be deaf until they get it off (impossible if cuffed) I think it's cool idk. Tell me what ya think.

So, here I was, , honourably taking the trials of the Syndicate Base through the gateway. I failed in the first few minutes. So, as any person may, I went over to the Ghost tab and went to spawn as an NPC. But, what's this? A KITTEN on the list? Fuck yeah, I want to be adorable and shit! http://i.imgur.com/NrCq51f.jpg Wait.. where the hell am I? What's this room here? http://i.imgur.com/0W1dG1z.jpg Oh, cool, IDs. the blue one says "Lifetime Identification," whatever that is. http://i.imgur.com/ZovRfhl.jpg This room's called tool storage. Syndie mini-bombs...? http://i.imgur.com/HmnW85W.jpg Woah, this room up here has all the mechs! http://i.imgur.com/w1r9KrV.jpg Mother of god. Every weapon in the game, nearly. Those are real katanas, by the way, not replicas. http://i.imgur.com/XW2VsSQ.jpg LOOK AT THIS SHIT http://i.imgur.com/AdCPo2A.jpg Down and to the right is the "Dojo." That's an energy katana, not an energy sword, and ninja clothes. http://i.imgur.com/mRyXQXH.jpg Just above is the labs, with "DANGER" written on the door. Regular medbay on the left, and a chem lab above with a "Toolbox of Robustness," and a couple other things. Nothing too crazy. http://i.imgur.com/gfTapOQ.jpg Just over to the right is the "Gambling Den." Wine, some cards, not much else. http://i.imgur.com/CIoln9O.jpg Back in the central hallway we spawned in, then down, is the cells n stuff. http://i.imgur.com/YnoiKdE.jpg And then the farthest southern area has this teleporter. That was everything. The kitten had access to all the doors. The mysterious adminland is now known to the public! Guess I gotta be an admin now, 'cause I found Adminland and all, sry

Name: Age: Undefined Gender: Male Race: Slime Blood Type: N/A General Occupational Role(s): Captain, Chaplain Biography: is an older Slime, that is for sure. He is average height, around 5'9", and emits a greenish hue from his slime. His slime has many visible tissue scars throughout it, from countless battles of old. He lived on a settlement in Xarxis 5, on a largely uninhabited plains area. There was little food there, and the group had resorted to hunting of wildlife nearby. quickly became an efficient hunter, and until his settlement was discovered by Nanotrasen's officials, he was appointed the leader of the small tribe. Once discovered, the group was quickly offered jobs, however declined, saying that it was dishonourable to work for a company decimating his homeland. He was offered an education of his choice, but still declined. Ready to give up, the Officials turned to leave, when a hostile member of ' tribe shouted from the distance. He was angry, and held a spear made of stick and stone. He charged the officials, for reasons unknown to this day. The Officials raised their weapons, but before a shot could be fired, the butt of ' spear had collided with the hostile Slime's head. The slime toppled, and was taken into custody by the Officials, and was offered a reward for defending them; anything of his choice. He chose to be given a ship-- a simple, small star cruiser. spent the next ten years exploring space, and fighting grand battles in several systems, before eventually returning to Nanotrasen to accept education and a job. He worked for three years before being injured greatly on the job, and perishing beyond repair. Temporarily. (cont. in Medical Records) Qualifications: Captaincy, hand-to-hand combat, combat with a melee weapon, combat with a firearm, religious teachings, basic understanding of space pod flight. Employment Records: Has been recorded with the following careers. -Captain -Chaplain -Bartender Often takes "vacation time" aboard the NSS Cyberiad, simply lounging aboard the station, assisting in small ways. Security Records: N/A Medical Records: ' body was damaged beyond repair in a fatal accident. His slime core was retrieved, however it was mistaken for a space slime's core. The core was frozen and stored, until very recently, it was removed by a Xenobiologist. The Slime Woman, Shirell Larkens, had had her body burnt to a crisp during a station accident, some time after this.. She was killed beyond the possibility of cloning, however with the scientific discovery of Solomon by NSS Cyberiad Chemist NTSAM, she was revived. Her body, however, was still damaged, and her slime was not rejuvenating itself properly. The idea of merging a wild slime's core with her was tossed around, however instead of merging with a wild slime core, she was accidentally fused with the core of For one week, she suffered from Bipolar Personality Disorder, going from her normal bubbly self to an angry, violent person. One day, while in a Centcomm recovery wing, her body began to split. The slime peeled, and from her was reborn. Shirell is still recovering from trauma, primarily from her brush with death, however has continued work at the NSS Cyberiad with a new sense of valor after having been revived. The two were both given synthetic Slime flesh in order to retain their regular sizes and heights. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): **The image shows a green slime man with large, wide eyes staring at the camera. The slime is smiling widely, and the small bits of his chest that are visible show off bronze armor, a black scarf, and a hide mantle. The top of his head is styled in a human's military haircut. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: speaks quite loud, and has only spoken quietly on two recorded occasions, apart from when he was inhabiting Shirell Larkens' body.

UPDATED CHARACTER LIST -Sukie Greene -Casimir Gettemy -Shirell Larson -Chicken God

Okay, so. My character, , is a warrior. An excellent warrior. He has fought many age-old battles with blade and steel, and from his experiences, he has developed a powerful sense of honour. Upon being appointed Captain, he told his crew of Honour, and how they would be honourable during that shift. And boy, did they come through. Minutes into the shift, our 3-person Security team immediately reported a large grey ship, which was quickly identified as Syndicate Nuclear Operations Units. without skipping a beat, began to arm himself, and was ready to call red alert. A member of the security team, however, came up with a better idea. "Wait, Captain. They don't know that we know they're here. We can attack them as soon as they leave their ship, they won't know what hit them." And so that is what they did. Two Nuke Ops were quickly killed in the fight which took place, and the rest scattered. One was captured in his ship, and soon after suffered from SSD, rendering him unconscious. However, in the battle, most of the security team was wiped out. This was when Red Alert and the ERT were called, and despite the large-scale battle which had occurred, it was so swift that the workers of the station hadn't even noticed. Yes, the only damages were an armory breach, with nothing taken out. Soon after the ERT was called, they arrived, swiftly took care of the remaining members of the team, and secured the disk. All was well, however one last member was lurking about. Nobody knew his location, and the ERT had decided it would best to call the Emergency Shuttle. Once again, crew members were confused, some not even having realized we were at red alert. The crew was told to stay in their workplaces until the Shuttle arrived, and to then make a beeline for it. While the Nuke Ops were hunted, the ERT began to devise a plan, and the crew continued to work. The Captain, mighty took a trip around each station, and, lo-and-behold, most of the crew was working diligently. There was virtually no fear in the station from the Nuke Ops, despite the puny size of our Security team. One HoS, one Detective, and one Space Pod Pilot were all it took to cripple their forces, and the ERT simply took care of the remains. But the ERT wasn't done yet. The Nuke Ops still had their Nuke, and Major Fitzgerald of the ERT wanted revenge. Sacrificing himself as the shuttle fled the station, he flew the Nuke onto their home base, detonating it and destroying their base entirely. T'was a glorious day for the employees of Nanotrasen. The security team are all awarded Robust Security medals in their deaths, and will be buried with the medals pinned to their chests.

Yo! I'm MrBarrelrolll. Sometimes I play video games. I play Casimir Gettemy, Sukie Greene, and occasionally the Chicken God. I'm so tired