Mrs Dobbins

I swear there was a PR for something like this on /tg/, which looked like it would make griefer atmos techs' lives a lot easier, as they could just fill distro with CLF3. I'd find the PR, but I'm too bloody lazy.

Bay are doing something similar with tajarans and Unathi to auto-roll Rs and Ss. Since this is functionally the same, I can state that autoroll and autostutter would get very old very quickly and just become very annoying.

Goon has segways. They appear to work to my untrained eye. (plus there is nothing better than stealing a sec officer's ID, breaking into sec, stealing a secway and ramming into sec officers and Command, yelling incoherently about the thunderdome, recovering first, farting in your victims face and running off)

If I were to list the number of taboos and hidden rules you just broke by turning up here, we'd be here all night. And to answer your question, yes you did do something wrong. Go outside and make some friends and don't play 2dspessmen games. [spoiler2]Jk welcome to the forums[/spoiler2]

But make the temperature threshold where walls melt much higher and introduce "plasma reinforced walls" on the incinerator and the plasma burn chamber. Frankly fire is completely toothless at present and having fire as an actual risk would be fun. When I put on the Atmosian jumpsuit I want to feel like a protector of the station, not an assistant with engineering access that sits around debating different ways of cooling gas. I wanna be out there fighting fires and panic siphoning rooms, not waiting around on my arse waiting for toxins to screw up.

Five Dank Droids Jojo-posing.

Get out while you still can. Trust me, anywhere is better than this shithole (Source: I've been here for almost a year)

One Slade being spooky.

Get out while you still can. Don't get stuck in this madhouse.

one day I'm going to play as AI and RP as a Diona.

Two atmos techs shrieking at toxins.

Four Slade is one of the koolest kids in the kool kids' klub.

Goon has this, so its hard to take without them getting pissed and DDoSing us. All of my+1s to saxes though.

The amount if crap you have to deal with when playing security is crazy. The fact that we keep screwing security over with things like this, only results in security continuing beeing one of the least played jobs on the station. Which in turn results in very poor performance of security, because all experienced players will sooner or later realise that playing security is a massive pain in the ass and not worth sinking your time in. All we are left with are a bunch of new / inexperienced players that don't have proper guidance and thus we create shitcurity as it currently exists. As a sec officer, its is your job to put up with the crew's shit. You can't play sec and expect to be liked by the crew in general, greytide is out to get you and most people (including myself,) are pretty judgemental about sec players. Don't like being bottom of the pile? Stop playing sec. You could probably make a convincing case about all long-term sec officers being mentally ill from either being huge masochists or utter meglomaniacs.

Apologies, I'm not very eloquent in the mornings. What I meant was that it is a very useful tactic for revs and other antags. As dread said, it is impossible to make a fun station that is also grief-proof.

Lockboxes are, I my honest opinion pretty stupid. If a non traitor antag wants to pack some heat, then they have to either have stolen sec access (which 99% of the time involves murder, and thanks to those "100% balanced, honest guys!" instastuns, isn't always feasible). Giving sec yet another power creep would be disastrous, As the age old tactic of whining at sec until they let you have ed-209 parts and then roaming the halls setting targets and heads of staff to arrest now costs telecrystals.

12. 12 is a good spicy number.

Ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｂａｓｅｄ Thank you. That is my new steam Avatar and and is going in my sig shortly.

To be honest, Robocop and Paladin are too vague to really be lawsets- they basically both say "Hunt antags and do what command tells you" Asimov has a lot more room for maneuver. The laws shouldn't be easy to interpret, but they should be able to misinterpreted with ease.

All non-asimov lawsets are too vague about how much a synthetic can do to stop an antag, meaning that they can do pretty much anything. The robocop lawset is really bad for this: What the hell is the public trust anyway? The AI would be forced to be more indirect, and sec wouldn't be able to lean on the AI as much.

I will provide you with six paperclips and my everlasting adoration if you draw Dank Droid shittily in MS paint. I need new stuff for my sig.

Could be worse, could be the challenge map pretty much every time, like it was. Because everyone loves powergaming a maze that is lethal if you make a mistake in order to get an LMG and deathsquad armor. I would like to see the wild west and the space-battle map added to the rotation though, they look cool.

I like the idea of this, and anyway, we don't have enough Hitchhiker's references in the game. In the books the Babel fish didn't make it possible to speak whatever language, just understand other languages.

The thing about SS13's general clunkiness is that it adds to the fear and tension, knowing that you could be attacked and wouldn't be able to defend yourself too well. This would just give sec more power as they'd be able to have their instastuns on the field in fractions of a second.

I will provide you with as many brownie points as you can cash in if you draw mother atmosia. I don't mind how you sully her with your degenerate paintbrushes as long as she has an atmos hardsuit helmet on.