FarmWizard

However theft from departments should be punishable by demotion.

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love Font Color. Basically I want to host a forum RP, very lax rules and such. Probably won't be gamey as I'm horrible at that. I just need to know what genre of Roleplay you all want to do.

WIP Name: Thomas Aurora Killzaeinheiser Age: 23 Gender: Female Race: Slime Blood Type: Water General Occupational Role(s): Medical Security Command Biography: A slime of unknown origin, all records have no entries accept attendance to a NanoTransen Higher Learning Facility. She remembers nothing of her life before college except a woman named Prop Anolol. Qualifications: Sufficient commander, EMT, and security officer. Employment Records: None Previous. Security Records: Erased. Medical Records: Erased. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A Purple slime woman with a soft rounded face and wide, happy eyes. (More to be added later when I finally unlock the fucking slimes) Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Yeah, an Amnesia character. Real original I know. Fuck it though, I just want a security officer that's half decent to cover all the roles Riley can't.

I wouldn't mind programmable pipes, especially if they're "If X happens, then Y"

Power Cell, Cable Coil, Wirecutters, and a good screwdrivering should make a makeshift Defrib. I want to revive my recently dead clown bro without medbay's help, Glory to Cargotzska!

Perhaps Atmos techs should also have access to its own toxins style room for experimenting?

So I'm going to suggest blasphemy here, but hear me out. I want to allow ERP. *flinches* But wait, I want to allow it in a way that the admins don't have to listen if they don't want to. Now, what if ERP was allowed if it was RPed well. Admins could interevene however they like, except with the banhammer. Security could arrest you for doing it. Plus how else are you going to get Senpai to notice you? Really just have a soft ban on ERP, where you can be kicked or fucked with, but not banned. This means bald Unathi bookers or a banana peel bomb or just being left alone if the round is calm.

It's be better if you could have a fireproof inflatable airlock and fireproof inflatables. Along with fire hardsuits and some heavy duty fire extinguishers. Think botany's backpack water tanks but with a firehose nozzle.

Dear god what have you done.

Any half decent atmospheric technition would know why the pipe freezer is in and wouldn't want it removed.... You've never tried anything with excessive a,punt of back pressure have you? Seriously, Atmos tech is like an engineer only its LOOOOOOADS harder to fuck up, and LOOOOOOOADS harder to master. Also I've never failed to have fun as an atmos tech.

What's there to do? Totally remove atmos and rebuild it from scratch each round?

Maybe it's a karma unlock?

I like the idea of a radio jammer to cut out the whole "Halp griffin" part of a murder.

Id like if the station was listed during weekdays and during non-peak hours. I mean what kind of a process is it to list/de-list the server?

I wanna suggest some new sprites for a fedora. I want a fedora, or a triliby. But if you don't wanna im fine. I'm not going to have an aneurism about not having my special hats.

It doesn't make this worse, just slightly more RP centric. Also I think artifacts could do with a slew of good effects aswell. Like recharging nearby APCs, Borgs, ICPs and power cells. Or healing all nearby mobs lightly with minuscule tricord doses. Perhaps also light generators or laser lightshow generators. Or fog machine artifacts.

So you know the Xenoarcheology cultblades and artifact tools and whatnot, what if they came pre-cursed? With an inability to remove the artifact if you don't have gloves on and the potential for insane whisperings and other things like random mutations or a laser light show. When scanned it should have a hint like "Object shows ability to quantumly link sub structures it comes into contact with" or some other sciency voodoo terms.

Riley Scott is bend in an obscene and alien way! Just thinking about it makes your brain hurt.

Name: Riley Synthasia Scott Age: 27 Gender: Female Race: Human Blood Type: O- General Occupational Role(s): Xenoarcheology Atmospheric Technition Internal Affairs Agent Security Pod Pilot Biography: Born on a medical transport shuttle between The Haepolonia and Xzenza by a Miranda Scott while being chased by Nanotransen pod pilots for crimes committed by her father. Her brother, sixteen at the time, managed to save her by placing her in a cryostasis pod and jettisoning her out the airlock towards a nearby battlefield. Riley managed to catch a final glimpse of the medical shuttle before a Kinetic round punched a hole in the rule tank and exploded into debris. The cryo stasis pod flew towards the smoldering debris of a station, recently nuked. By pure chance her pod slammed into the hull of a ship, a syndicate ship. On this day a Sebastian Crowley would be spacing bloody clothing out the airlock in his space suit as a cyrostasis pod flew into the airlock and against the interior airlock, leaving a large dent. He shut the airlock and looked inside the pod, the display flickering to life and displaying the name Riley Scott. Sebastian pondered for a moment before finally deciding to invest all his money into a small home where he could get away from his dead end job and finally settle down. He gathered the tiny infant into his arms and started bidding on small asteroid homes on Satern's belt. Eventually he secured one, and at the age of three Riley Scott began her life of a simple station Repairwoman and security force. Sebastian would take her along as he went about doing various tasks, including repair and fending off pirates. Riley eventually reached the age of twelve and left off for school, eventually securing a Nanotransen College contract, agreeing to work on a Nanotransen station for at least seven years but also having her college taken care of. Sebastian didn't mention his previous occupation when she excitedly thrust the papers into his hands, and with a wave of sadness overcoming him he signed the papers and hugged her close. He resigned the girl and sat in his now empty home, mixed emotions welling up. Riley finished college with B+ or above in all her classes and graduated with honors. Qualifications: Heavy Equipment Operation Adept Engines Professional Scientist Professional Basic Security Ability Employment Records: Xenoarcheology as a Temp. Guard. Three weeks. Engineering as a firefighter. Two weeks, Three days. Discharged due to injury. Engineering as Engine maintenance personnel. Five Months. Xenoarcheology as an Xenoarcheologist. Three Months. Security Records: 0 Item(s) and 1 Note(s) found! Suspected syndicate involvement. Medical Records: Left eye permanently blinded by shrapnel, Right eye partially blinded by shrapnel. See injury report Sigma-9-15682 for details. Treated with prosthetic implants. Subject also shows latent psychological issues. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A slightly short, lean and athletic woman, with deep blue eyes and long purple hair. Her face is soft and slightly rounded, and her chest and back have scars due to an explosion from a fire. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Suspected Syndicate involvement: Suspected collaborator, driven by threats against her father. If showing signs of syndicate involvement please subdue and report to psyche ward. Subject also shows slight psychotic tennancies which may become pronounced by certain medications or outside factors. Subject also mutters incoherently in her sleep, tossing and turning violently and screaming are not uncommon. She claims to not remember these dreams. Also intersex, claims to be a futanari, unknown if both organs are functional.

I hope it's also useful for latching onto a wall and grabbing items/artifacts. Only problem is getting someone to code it.

Well if having an interesting username qualifies me to talk about things like botany then hot damn I'm going to. This guide is for bum rushing good plants. This guide assumes you know how to make plants and seeds and do various simple things. First off on your task to create the best fruits ever is to grab all the left 4 Zed as you can and whatever plant you want to make uber. Then run to Chemlab and ask for Unstable Mutagen, Dyovaline, and Ammonia (some special plants dislike the other fertilizer). Then run back and scan your plants with your scanner. They're looking good right? Handle the plants while also going to get your stuff from Chemlab. The next part will require some finesse so stay with me. You need to grab a syringe with 5u Mutagen 5u ammonia 5u Dyovaline. Then inject the plant. If it doesn't die or mutate into another then you're golden. Now wait for it to grow and harvest some seeds. Keep a single pack from this generation and start the next, making sure to repeat the mutation mix from above along with Left 4 Zed. If the next generation isn't better than the previous then use the previous generations seeds and try again. Enough tries and eventually you have the best plants on the station. Unfortunately due to the Baycode botany, this takes substantially too long to happen and the round will probably end before you get godlike plants.

How experienced must one be to become a mentor?

Why not a safety drill that doesn't spin up when not against rock?

I wouldn't have a problem with it if the guy wasnt a total lawboner and didn't steal all science's "contraband" AKA Anything over research levels 3. Seriously, half of what !!SCIENCE!! makes contraband for them and this guy would just arrest all of !!SCIENCE!! every single round.