vtipoman

Hey! This will be a really short guide on how to get karma. Im NOT talking about ways to cheat around the system, Im talking about some RP tips. 1. Be original Lets say its the end of a recent round. Karma notice shows up on your screen. You can give karma to a) Squishy, a slime that tried to kill himself the whole round, only to be the last to survive b) James Newman, a chef. Who do you choose? The original one. Be original. 2. Find a partner If you find somebody to RP with the whole round, prefferably on the same RP level as you, you will propably end up giving karma to each other. And this doesnt have to be romantic relationship either. 3. Do something cool Pretty self-explanatory. Start a band! Tell bad puns! Robust that antag! The posibilites are endless! 4. Play Ian If everything else fails, try playing Ian. Use "me" command to roll, droll, bite. Try to steal hats from others (by dragging their sprite on yours). Maybe you'll get karma from the HoP. 5. Dont cheat Just dont. You will get banned. This includes asking for karma or trading karma with your friend.

Man we really need singu gif that actually grows

So I asked an admin how Long time storage works.

Wait, you can CLICK?!! I used to type point-to and search for desired object in list of everything around me. I love you

Now I really want to steal clowns cartridge, use all of his viruses, only to return the cartridge later.

Nice idea, just prepare for graytide asking where everything is. (to be honest, I would be lost too.)

It should also give out stuff from Arts and crafts crate. (or whatever its called) You know, posters, buckets of paint, ect

I once had prescription Sunglasses. It was propably bug thought. (I was chosen to be a quertermaster needing prescription glasses. It actually gave me prescription sunglasses when I spawned.)

Also, make the tour guide constantly talk about how working for nanotrasen is the best thing ever, and offer job to tourists at end of tour. Another idea : give tour guide colored text, visible only to tourists/civilians.

Random idea: Pet handler. Spawns with pet snacks that can heal/revive dead animals, lead (basically easy grab (cuz begginers dont know how to grab), working only on pets, pets can resist), grooming comb (for RP), maybe some toys? Badass goal: Save ALL station pets by getting them on shuttle.

Well, roboticst shouldt be surgeon. Im pretty sure that table is there only for taking brains out. (and you can do that with dead pacient if you want to RP properly)

Eh, you can already put lots of backstory to records (security, employment, medical). Also, why would you write your story down, when nobody would actually read it? Isnt better to tell your story throught roleplay?

Im pretty sure HoS would go headhunting.

No, Im not.

So... this event/gamemode starts as any other gamemode. Everybody is (trying) to do their job, clown is trolling everyone, Ian is Ianing... usual stuff. Then, out of nowhere, CC annoucement arrives. "Warning to all crewmembers. Shuttle of civilians, angry because Nanotrasen exterminated their assistant contracts, is approaching the station. Protect Nanotrasens property at all cost." So... in this gamemode/event, horde of NPCs spawns. They would use model of normal human, wearing a grey jumpsuits. Also, those NPCs would say stuff like: "How do I drink?", "How do I make money?", "Hey guys I need to log out" ect. Only thing they would do (other than talking) would be searching for stuff and devouring it. (because taking its not enought). They would devour anything that can be picked up, getting stronger and faster with each item. If you manage to kill one of them, he/she will drop all stolen stuff and grey jumpsuit. EDIT: Maybe they could use picked items? Like wearing hats and using weapons?