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It seems that someone recorded and VO'd my D&D session and other shit that happen around the station. Props for Rimmy - Downunder Gaming who made this video. Enjoy~

The title says it. I want to get rid of those damn worms by adding the pest spray to the Biogenerator item list. You usually run out of pest spray within 20 minutes, and then i have to watch the blinking red lights for rest of the round. Make it cost 20 10 points or so.

Nothing beats the warmed up donk pockets!

What i usually do as IAA, is that i make this freaking huge Status report paper. I go from department to department, interviewing people about the situation around the station. I ask simple questions like. "How would you rate the overall security of the station/Do you feel safe on the station" "How would you rate your co-workers, is/are there any particular person(s) in your team that is/are noteworthy?" "How many meals/drinks/minerals/veggies have you managed to produce during this shift" then i keep rolling around, writing down any good or bad things that happen around me (like HoP giving access to people without proper paperwork, When security officer uses too much force on cuffed person or when bartender/chef is being kind and serving people quickly). I usually just emote "Frank Anderson is writing something in his memo", then shake or nod my head, smile, fix my tie, cough etc etc etc. I let the people know that i am present, and let them figure out if they did something wrong or not. I am just an observer, who's weapons are pen, paper, fax machine and a cup of coffee. I usually send my report to the NT rep (if there is one), and captain (if there is one), and then i usually ask them to review it together with me and then we will choose the best course of action. But captain is usually too busy, and he keeps running around the hallways with guns blazing but now and then i have had some good chats with NT rep. Then, if both of them ignore me, i write that shit down on the paper, and fax it to the Centcomm, and tell them that Captain is being a comdom, and NT rep is sleeping on duty. I rarely got reply from centcomm, but i usually just keep camping around the fax machine, and hope that they will send reply. After writing multiple report, best quotes are "i would rate science, Blown up/10" "Captain is being a massive comdom.. again" "Warden is out there, arresting people instead of watching over the prisoners" "What do you mean there is something wrong with my grilled burned mess?" My guidelines for IAA - Observe and interact with crew. Note all the good and bad things that happen around you. Try to stay out of the harms way and stay neutral. - Show your paper work to Captain/NT rep, and suggest the course of actions that should be taken to improve the situation on the station. - Always tell/write the truth. You are loyalty implanted and you can't lie. - Experiment and improve your paper work. Make the reports look neat and professional! - Stock your office with food and drinks. At least you will have enough supplies to survive the shit storm that is happening around you. - Write that fakkin report and fax that damn thing into space!

Sound interesting. Care to give us a small sneak peak from the sprites?

Yeah no, please don't make lewd posts like this; it won't be tolerated. Alright, wont make any more lewd posts But back to the topic. Add Tourist as civilian alt job. Let them have some nice hawaii shirt, cargo pants, sandals, sun glasses, camera and fancy straw hat. You could have one person to tour them around the station, and show them the Shitcurity glorious Security force and it's cells that are filled with assistants + one clown and some vomit/blood dangerous criminals that security has managed to harm batton and bed cuff subdue with without unnecessary violence, and the kitchen that serves Cutlet knife cereal, grilled burned mess and deep fried toddlers magnificent meals.

"oh look, a dead Goliath! I wonder if these snacks wor..... OH SHIT, NO, NO THE TENTACLE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE!"

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In-game info Hey everyone! You may know me as a racist cargo tech, Michael Banks, who loves gambling and keeps sending shit to you even if you haven't ordered it. Contact me in-game if you want to play blackjack at cargo and get yourself (or me) humiliated with all kind of bets. You may also know me as a Skrell, who's last name is so hard to spell that even i forget it. People usually call him Dr. Blurb. He also managed to send syndicate operative flying with the wheelchair (in spoilers) I also play a robot, A.T.X-(put random number here), and i have noticed that there is another ATX model on the station, but that's not me. A.T.X is usually a security robot, but NT loves to test drive him now and then at the other departments too. IRL Info im 23 y/o guy from Finland. I have been playing space station for some time now, and i've been wandering from server to server. Currently, im sticking with Paradise, because i have made some nice connections with my characters in-game. I usually keep my OOC turned off, so best way to contact me is via forums pm or find one of my characters and have a chat in LOOC. I love cooking, listening music + all that other crap that people usually do. Im currently studying at the IT-school, and i do some part-time work now and then. I also have almost a six month old daughter Anyway, i just wanted to say hi to the Paradise community and the staff. I hope that we can have some nice (and horrible) memories together.