LightFire53

Are you taking fluff item sprite requests? It is more of a recolour if anything, what I am thinking.... just a lot of it.

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Update, now with colours!

My proudest moment as a Maint Drone: Wood bridge.

Jay is Nar'sie confirmed

lower the price then mothafucka it's like 100 karma Plasmamen are the shiny "wow, the server really likes you!" race. However, they are essentially vox that are flammable. It would be nice to see a couple more features added to them.

This is the basic script I use as AI. To change title, all you have to do is select the desired title, and edit it. For example, Can be modified into I will try to keep this updated as I make more titles. Currently, I lack anything for Cargo Techs, Shaft Miners, ERT, Paramedic, Engineers, Atmos Techs, Bartender, Chaplain, Botanist, Clown, and Mime. I am looking for official sounding titles (Notice how everyone in Medbay and Science are doctors due to their doctorates).

The only thing they serve in suicidal plasmaman hell: Demons blood please.

~I ship it~ ~How long until it is canon?~

A reasonable explanation.

Hm. Who does PR's... Sparky?

Are you saying Jenkins doesn't?

Confirms Comms Officer Jenkins uses Assistants as footstools.

They weren't lusty enough.

I am glad Lady Tesla is now canon. I am also sad Hyperion can not court her.

Hyperion dealt with the hauntings on the bridge one shift as NT Rep. Sacrifices included a goat, Runtime, Renault, Commander Clucky, Ian, two bowel issued wolpin, and the humanized monkey. Central did not respond to Hyperion's request to join Paranormal ERT.

Hyperion ain't taking none of your shit. Or all of it, with that two hit decap. ((Head was gone after the second hit))

The pod pilot could use a more effective jacket, really. Some armour value like the standard armour, as well as the ability to hold as weapon. Maybe just a copy pasta resprite of it is needed?

I guess I did forget about the ability to card from each mainframe.

Monkey Dispenser: nice idea, as I am tired of chasing monkeys around before I can feed them to their slimey overlords. However, as Kero said, it does take a big chunk out of xenobio's work. Slime fridge: Yes. A set order would be nice, though I imagine the same argument has been made for the chem fridge at some point. Gold Slime Spawn Ratio: I suggest making the plasma injection one, but also keeping the blood injection one. Just keeps things less crowded. Extract injection flash OP, pls nerf Slime Slayer: I never really have an issue with the fire extinguisher. You pull your desired slime into the mini airlock system, spray them down with the fire extinguisher. 98% of the time I find, the slime is dead. Proceed to grinding the little bastards up. If you aren't a fan, as Kero also said, the temp gun is your new weapon of choice then. Advanced Mutagen: Isn't this what we already do with some of the slime extracts? If you added this, it would pretty much nullify a couple of the current extract abilities. Now, if it RNG changed the slime species (limited to once per slime), this could be an idea. TLDR: I could be down with some of these changes.

I am against this, personally. This would make Malf AI a lot harder to do, when it is already a challenge to take out an AI that knows what they are doing. The fix to that is if one or two AI mainframes died, it would be completely kaput. AI = dead. As for traitors taking out the AI, this also makes this harder significantly, as well as making it harder for the AI. One of the ways an AI can tell it is being hunted is that it can hear what is going on around it's sat. It can hear people welding in, it can hear explosions, it has camera alarms all over the place. Splitting it up in to four pieces removes that completely. You could be helping security open a door, get a camera alarm and be significantly damaged, because the camera alarms don't activate instantly. Repeat and, following the earlier suggestion, you are kaput. Overheating. Hm. HMMMMM. I can see how this is true, but I think a better way to address this IC is to just have it set to Server Coldroom and make it so the AI HAS to have it set to coldroom, like the RnD servers. However, an interesting idea pops up. If you have 4 AI mainframes, what if they were linked to a sector of the station? If you lost that mainframe, you loose control over the equipment and APC's over there? (You can still open doors, though.) Or a mainframe for each department, including one that is just door controls for the entire station that could be stored in the Central Block? Again, I am against this, but I am one person, and I can/will learn to live with change.

Fox, those people have Morgue access, not standard medbay access. Morgue is it's own button, I believe. Thus, they wouldn't have access to cloning/cryotubes. I think this is a good idea. More open space, in a commonly cramped area? Boo ya! The chem fridge does seem a little out of place though. What if you had a stash of manitol locked up behind a pill cabinet (like the one in exam) instead? As for mutadone, that should still be in the standard chem fridge.

It sounds like you want to make greys a humanoid chameleon projector. Interesting. I like it. The balance here seems good. Charge up time, cool down, and debuffs for appearance altering. Were you thinking something along the lines of Diona run speed? Or a little faster than that, like hardsuit run speed? This would pose as an interesting mechanic for antags too. Hide your ID, wear a gasmask, change to desired species, commit crime. Again, with the debuffs and such present, being able to hide yourself is really only effective if the AI is the only one around. Not overly OP, I imagine. In short: This would get me to buy greys. Sounds like fun.

Araris Valerian was contracted as a xenobiologist. Naturally, he goes into xenobiology to breed slimes. He finds two of his coworkers, also xenobiologists there, and continues to do his own slime breeding. After three slime attacks, resulting in two trips to medbay, Araris quits doing xenobiology. He does some brief work in RnD before the roboticist mentions that the toxins researcher is dead. Being the good Tajara he is, Araris went and rescued Lyn Lovegood's corpse from the now depressurized toxins launch room, and delivers them to medbay. After waiting around for a bit, and Lyn's revival, the duo go to robotics to replace Lyn's missing leg. Alas, misfortune has struck yet again! Robotics has been completely destroyed by a bomb! Araris and Lyn, persistent to get Lyn a new leg, travel through the maintenance tunnels in order to get to RnD. What do they find? RnD is also destroyed, by the same bomb! Traveling to arrivals in search of a cane, the pair report to the Head of Personnel's office to be reassigned, as now over half of science is destroyed. Now contracted as engineers, Lyn and Araris head off to engineering to grab their new gear and materials to repair science. Disaster strikes yet again, and a spider in the Chief Engineer's office breaks free from it's glass constraints, and the two have to fight off the spider. Valiantly, Araris takes all the blows while the two robust the spider with toolboxes. Spider dead, Araris is beginning to feel the poison coursing through his veins. Lyn drags Araris to medical, but he dies before they arrive. After Araris's ghost watched the coroner immediately begin an autopsy instead of cloning, it patiently waited until the cloning process began. Upon cloning completion, Araris woke up cold, naked and alone in cryogenics. After requesting help, the CMO responded and began to try and find Araris' gear. Lyn managed to find Araris' patiently awaiting the CMO's arrival, and began to strike up conversation once more. The CMO shortly returned with Araris' gear, and he started to re-equip his gear. Our final disaster strikes: Lady Tesla. She teleports into medbay, and kills most of the living crew in the department, including our heroic duo. As the tortured souls of the medical victims cry out in pain, the last survivors begin to take action. One such person clones Lyn, and puts her in a cryotube. Another doctor, for an undescernable reason, debrains Araris and runs away with his brain. Lyn, fresh out of cryo for the second time, wakes up. To find out Lady Tesla is a cruel god and returned for the kill. And so ends our story. A story of slimes, explosions, and giant energy balls shocking Tajara and Human alike. Rest in Pieces.