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- Skulls cracking and exposing brains - Fart-inducing eggs

I love to bring up Shittingston's and embedding a lot in the discord but I figured we might as well compile a big list of these old nostalgic/godawful features from forgotten times for shits and giggles. Lemme begin. - The accursed science outpost and xenoarch - Tiny-ass brig - AI core being right in the center of the station - Object embedding and shrapnel - Meteor rounds, Alien gamemode - Bulma Briefs - Dorms having barracks - Glass bones - Kingston's and Shittingston's - Telescience - Male AI voicebox - Purple and yellow-themed mining - Vox having random names forced on - Telecomms being on a whole new Z-level - Ah, shit, how could I forget the supermatter engine being so robust it could destroy all of the station except the very fringes of the chapel?

2 dead IPCs

The meme of non-antag chemists putting a copious amount of drugs in their food or tiders getting ants all over them every shift probably doesn't help chef player quality either

hee hoo no

Five bugs smashing mugs

'Protagonists' don't really belong in a roleplaying game, really.

The not only Low-RP but also Anti-RP vibe I get from some not quite new people bugs me.

Gonna miss you, man.

This is just the Rimworld event Hippie ran some time ago. Jokes do not get any funnier when you repeat them ad infinitum.

Such is life in Glorious Cargonia.

6 DWEEBS sent back to 0.

Feels like we have enough conversion antags in the rotation.

Bar's name was the Anthill, also

PogClown, just in time for Clown Day.

These kick ass, good stuff.

Remember, even when greytiding, be polite.

Welcome to the forums!

Slow down, fatty.

Kida are fun to play just because you're a strong bug dude. They are a scarce sight on the Cyberiad. For better or worse, people will notice you and you will most likely be memorable just for being one of the kidan players -- They're all pretty distinct and things like DNA scramblers and chameleon kits don't really work. Mechanically, the "no eyewear" thing is a pain in the ass if you play medical or security, but you can adjust with time in your own way or get implants. (As someone that plays a kidan that exclusively plays either sec or medical.) Slimes are also fun to play because they're little goo people. They're a tad more common and fit into disguises much easier than Kida, partly because of their very human anatomy. They cannot be revived on death without quick recovery, monkey-man clones, cyborgification, or skilled doctors with a supply of mitocholide and strange reagent, which is really their main mechanical drawback. Slippery blood also causes a hilarious shitshow during an emergency, with dying people slipping where dying slime people came through. Kidan customization is high-quality, and a bit more diverse than humans. You can change antennae, eyes (which make up a good portion of your sprite, mind you!), horns, and body accents (which affect your biolamp colors.) People seem to physically ID kida by eye color. Slime customization is very human and limited -- The only real difference is you can change the color of your slime. This slime color is probably what people will ID you by.

2 number nines, a number nine large...

Meet the Paramedic

3 ants with prosethetic replacement legs after the previous admin's cruelty