NTSAM

I'll show you an induction port.

I'm pretty sure rum dehydrates you. You let Garrus down, you proud of yourself, mate?

You know why that's NEVER gonna happen. Or will it?

I thought that was what Spacemanspark said, that sounds definitely better if I was misreading his though.

Why not Blackmage's AI and NTSAM

Spark's idea is a good one.

I agree.

i'm cute

I haven't seen a /load/ of IPC haters recently but I doubt that many people actually hate them. I do notice that whenever the "lol synthetics master raise xd" shit starts up the hostility amongst and towards IPCs increase dramatically. It'd be better if we could just tone down that superiority bullshit in any new lore in case we get a "LORE IS SUPER STRICT OKAY JACKASSES" kind of person. also i don't take toaster as an insult :<

I like this idea better than whatever it was Kevak was going on about with a tool, i guess. doesn't mean i'd ever make my cute little tv guy a human though I do think that IPC bodies should take a little bit of research and materials before they're made. You shouldn't just be able to poop out human mobs from Robotics like you can with borgs. Also the 100% voluntary thing is good, you shouldn't just force people to be a species they don't want, that was my main complaint NOTE: Wouldn't IPC lore also need a slight bit of shifting around with to get this to work? Would organic-to-synthies be treated like a pariah or something?

Four hungry humans looking for jiffy pop

I don't think she needs to be told to.

all ur playerbase is belong to us Agreed.

Yes, because being able to manipulate surgery code and make a metal block into an organic blob is totally intended and that's totally why there's special surgery steps for it in the code oh wait

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ONE REALLY TICKED OFF IPC THAT CAN'T DO A 69 JOKE

Well apparently it's enough to be labeled as a "bug" and "exploit."

But it was left unreported for so long, is what surprises me. And then when it IS reported it stirs up some really retarded drama.

Because it takes advantage of organ code in a way it shouldn't. I repeat, it has been exploited to FORCIBLY CHANGE IPCs into humans, no consent or SHIT. It's fucking retarded and should be fixed, not left in because "LOL IM AN EX-SYNTHETIC LOOK SUPER SPESHHUL RRRRPPPEEEEEEE"

Step One) Step on lubed up tile. Step Two) Fall flat on your butt on tile. Step Three) Swear. Step Four) Spray the path behind you.

It's a fucking bug. Get the mother fuck over it and stop whining about "MUH EXPLOITS." IPCs have been turned into humans without consent and I think it was... Arenn?... that said someone tried forcing them to be a human but they gave up. I have examples. It is an abusable exploit and you should fucking deal with it.

48 IPCs dialing the sir one more time for good measure.

43 IPCs quickly making sure no one messes up the count because we're this high

39 IPCs putting bread on their head for the sir.

I swear to god Space Cleaner already removes space-lube, Tauka, but I might be wrong.

On an unrelated note, holy shit Spark is blue as fuck