NTSAM

Good thing SAM is a unisynthetigender name.

Wasn't he a she at one previous point of time?

As stated in the title. A defect or disability that gives you annoying flavor messages and hallucinations if you were to witness major violence. If you see someone hitting another with an average object that does considerable damage (toolboxes, fire extinguishers..) it should start giving you annoying texts such as: Disgusting. That didn't seem pleasant at all. Eughh... And perhaps make you wince every once in a blue moon. If you see a person getting shot or hitting another person with a weapon made for combat (e-swords, e-daggers, such and such) it should give you bolder text. Terrible.. Absolutely terrible. That looked very painful. Death should start to give you minor hallucinations or really annoying texts. Gibbing should give you hallucinations and possibly make you scream. I thought this'd be a good idea because no one ever roleplays fear and everyone is a fucking hard-ass. Having some sort of optional disability that simulates maybe a somewhat over-exaggerated version of fear sounds like an OK solution. After all, you're a fucking worker on a SCIENCE STATION, you shouldn't be used to people getting shot to death then blown up.

Absolutely.

Sure.

Was the Drone in Permabrig? It isn't funny unless he was >

You could probably ask for it as a donation fluff item.

oh

Scissors can change hairstyles. Bartenders get those scissors at roundstart. Traitor bartenders can get neck-splitting scissors which cause bleeding and some pain. Making a straight razor that basically does what the traitor scissors do but without the TC cost is just utterly fucking stupid and pointless. Also, the barber HAS been changed to be more on the RP side. In fact, there was an update that made the job make sense about like 6 days ago: https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/2472

1) It's that we already have too many jobs with weapons. This is not Call of Duty in space, you do not deserve a weapon just because you want one. If this was the case, we'd be Greystation 13: Tide at War, and I'd absolutely fucking hate that. 2) Brig Physicians are allowed in the brig because that's their fucking job. A barber cuts hair for no reason but aesthetics, no where does it state who's hair they should cut, and so if people want the barber to shave them/style their hair they should theirselves or bring the dudes that needs a haircut to the fucking barbershop. A Brig Physician nurses wounded, brigged personnel back to health, and more often than not said brigged personnel is in CRIT, which requires IMMEDIATE AID. It's justified. Same with Detective, they often have to stand by the dude held in custody to show their evidence. IAAs are buttbuddies with security and will often overlook arrests. Just put a shaver in the Warden's locker if you want to shave prisoners, simple as that, Jesus fuck. 3) I laughed, thanks for that! ^u^

Yeah but Bartendering is forgiving as fuck, if you screw up you actually made something still. Chefs, however, cannot experiment with their job as they have limited materials and their kitchen system isn't as flexible as reagent-drinks are. This PDA cartridge would be wonderful because I fucking hate having to look at the wiki when I want to know that one fucking ingredient that could waste or wisefully use that last bag of flour.

They're basically civvies with a fancy shirt and scissors. Nooooooooooooooooooo.... You can do the exact same thing just by dragging the handcuffed people to the Barber Shop, with much less opportunity for greytide/grief/general trouble. Also, why in the FUCK would we give a fancily clothed civilian A FUCKING MURDEROUS WEAPON from roundstart? And please don't respond "cuz it's fun" because that's a fucking stupid excuse. EDIT: And rarely ever does Security EVER let prisoners interact with eachother. Giving the barber brig access to shave hair "for preventing lice" is a stupid excuse as well.

>a human-controlled corporation. >human-controlled. It was synthetic masterraces all the time, Adr. Your leaders are secretly Terminators.

What a sexy kiss.

*1 NTSAM is learning to read.

4 IPCs smacking theirself to crit.

thx <3 Now if only I still had stuff to draw with.

"did you really just shoot my ass?" Best quote 2k15

I CAN BURN EYES BETTER THAN YOU CAN

This, folks, is why Tauka is forever on my shitlist.

I tried making a Dwarf Fort-style mineshaft on the asteroid. I guess it looked OK.

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Yes, please. Inb4 one person loves the brig layout and gets himself arrested just to admire the room.

The problem is the Brig Phys -can't- prepare the meds that easily. No chem access of any kind. The best they can do is hope that the Chemists actually do their fucking job and make medicines.