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IPCs are kinda snowflakey as hell as-is, honestly, so we shouldn't add 2000 more things to it I don't think giving high movement speed'd be wise, but I'm all up for higher hunger capacity. Could be nice. I myself think we could go for a weak EMP shield upgrade that can increases your EMP resistance by like 0.5x, it's not a ton but could save your life without being op pls nerf.

Speaking of laughs...

Whatever that image was, it was blocked on my school campus under the category "adult pornography". I think you posted heresy Adr. Does that mean the world is coming to an end? >warhammer porn

That's bananas, Spark. NO REGRETS, PUNS FOR ALL!

ffff....ffffive?

Oh my god, why? not?

I'm pretty sure we have an EMP slug already. It's just named weirdly. I like the rest of these ideas, but isn't uranium slugs a thing for like torpedoes? They'd probably do more than just cause radiation, that shit could explode if it's put in those things and shot out of a firearm. I think. I thought some kind of codebase had net guns. Energy shieldwalls sound cool and should combat all the chucklefucks breaking the barriers blocking a breach because "kek enginerring ies stoopid hehheheeenjdbj dfsj,m gv." Paintball guns sound fun, you should be able to get them from Cargo in a Paintball Gear crate, complete with all the padding and shit they have. Hover beds sound neat. I don't think anyone will use them when they can just use a roller bed (and rarely do people even use THAT.) but I'd love it to be there even if just for ambiance.

* You tell the thread he's killed you Eight times before. * His breathing gets funny for a moment.

So you want it to be easier to use a shitty mechanic rarely used for its intended purpose? Cuz then greytide could just switch their intent or aim to push all the time and get an even shittier way to be worthless. In my opinion it'd be easier to remove tripping or change it so you can't do it without a decently painful blunt weapon blow to the legs. Or maybe make these intents have a pretty good chance to trip yourself when you fail .

2 members of the Synthetic Masterrace in this party.

(((Story time has arrived. I'm shitty at writing this stuff so feel free to laugh and point at me. This is probably gonna end abruptly and reek of awkward writing because I've always failed any class that involved writing big shit back in school.))) What the hell. Just. What the hell. I'm not gonna go too far into it, but today's shift was one hell of a ride. I originally thought it'd be a peaceful day, judging by how no one was screaming over comms. and Arrivals was intact. But no. I was wrong and terribly wrong at that. The first signs of this shift being fucked up was the fact that lights were blown out everywhere. This didn't alarm me that much, I just remind myself that this shit happens on planetary settlements all the fucking time from god-knows-what. Then I notice the blood. Oh, the trails of blood everywhere. Signs of a whole buncha fucking struggles. This was the point I started to acknowledge the fact that today is not going to be a nice day and some shit's going down. Then as if it couldn't get any more fucking interesting CC sends some report of a creature in the vault. Curious, I head over there with the 40 other fuckwits and I notice the creature (which later turned out to be a fucking facehugger.) just LEAPED ONTO THIS FUCKING FLESHBAG'S FACE. FUCK. Being the shitty validhunter helpful civvie I am, I got my welder out and started welding shit as fast as I could. In between my welding, a multitude of things happened. Some dude was screaming about lings. I was kissed on the screen by some fleshbag. Some pig-headed shit-brained fuckwit kept recalling the shuttle for shits and giggles and got terminated by CentComm. (((OOC note, Jesus Fuck this was annoying and I hope this dude got into some deep shit.))) The captain got killed..? I think..? Fuck, I know she died at one point. I met a fucking LARVA in the holodeck and I think I trapped it in the piping. A whole bunch of other shit I can't remember because they were so minor but when combined they turned out to be crippling as all hell. After what seemed like forever the fucking shuttle finally arrived and I couldn't be happier after such a confusing, shitty, and maybe fun in the dangerous way kind of shift. And that's my shittily dictated log... heh, dictated... hehhehhhhhh... hehhhhhh.... I'm ashamed of myself now.

It'd be great to see some simple Snake or Tetris machines, the shitty turn-based games get boring after the first 2 times. Also arcade room prty pls

The only money issue we have, imo, is that you can't buy anything with it and only 3 jobs can get more of it easily. You're an idiot if you spend it all on Robust Coffee and you're an idiot if you spend it on the Cargo Merch computer. A casino would be lovely though, but it'd be great if we could work on making the cards-toys easier to actually use so you don't put your ENTIRE FUCKING HAND INTO THE DECK because you misclicked.

Smashing "Yes Please" button intensifies.

Four years in a personal Hell.

Y'all know small questions like this is why there's a question section on ahelp, riiiight?

Adr, if you use frilly-dress you as an avatar I will convert to whatever the Warhammer version of whatever's non-heretical.

Goon has terminals. They're fucking actual terminals, with customizable hardware. It'd be great if we could somehow make terminals. Fun terminals. Disk terminals. Code terminals. )))))))))

That IPC's face is fucking cute. And Adr's frown brings cruel tears of satisfaction to my eyes.

mm Yes, as we were saying If you don't want to face the end of the round crazy killing stuff, just hop in a pod and block it off. So basically deprive other players of being able to escape, (especially if escape is on FIRE), just because you don't want to deal with people? Seems to cause more trouble than benefit really. This. Don't be a jerk and lock people off from their possibly only hope. If you don't want to deal with people end-round just get off your selfish ass and get a snack. And this is in general too, if you don't like End-Round grief, just leave the PC and do something that'll last you barely even a minute.

FUCK.

I thought that Fox McCloud once said, in IC chat, that when everyone gets to CentComm they go crazy because of some gas. Sounds like a good enough explanation, you know CentComm is a bunch of cruel bastards.

>not using platinum for your banhammers

I thought it was his hands. Jonah is like 75% robotic cuz of his limbs, remember?