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They can also just ask the Chaplain. If Chappy's worth half their shit then it's gonna be easy as hell.
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This is the third time any character in any media ever has made me cry.
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Yes, he's an eyesore, but that face is so adorable. The story behind this was I took a nap and had some weird meme-filled drug-trip kind of dream. I was NTSAM as a traitor irl and I got some fucked up kind of e-sword and slipped on space lube just after getting it. I got robusted shortly after by some IRL validhunter. aka >roll badass syndicate mofo >time to kill the cap bro >yeah swords >fucking space lube >suddenly, laser spaghetti >i tried to pick up all the spaghetti but i fell and panicked >i get beaten with my spaghetti by a clown I need to not fucking breathe in air now because i'm afraid that there's drugs in the air molecules
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Gorgo Freemin when? That umbrella is pretty badass too.
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Stealth Ops or how Paradise learnt to love the Bomb
NTSAM replied to Taaketa's topic in Stories of NSS Cyberiad
I was making a guess, is all. Doesn't look like there are any, though. But still, * The nukie gibs the captain with his lolchainsaw because fuck everything. * The captain whines in deadchat. "It was a perfect plan. Fuckin' nukies." topkek -
I for one hand love trying to make a mad dash to the shuttle or pods, it's kinda like a fun minigame.
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Because no traitor thinks, "Shit, I think Security's onto me. Maybe I can buy this key and keep watch." Instead, they think, "Oh no security found a suicide that i'm not even linked to guess it's time to murderbone them all for being productive"
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Welp, one can dream. Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. * Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true. i'm sorry i had to i just had to
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Stealth Ops or how Paradise learnt to love the Bomb
NTSAM replied to Taaketa's topic in Stories of NSS Cyberiad
Wasn't that a blacklisted item? Also g i b b i n g -
So we know you're not a cuck trying to start shit when you first join. Makes people ACTUALLY READ THE RULES WHEN THEY'RE NEW instead of just letting them limp on by as a greytide.. Just something simple, begins before you first enter the game at the lobby. The screen you get first can be something along the lines of "Hello, [name]. This is your first time playing on this server and we'd like you to make sure you aren't here just to cause problems. Feel free to keep the Rules tab open while taking this short test." ((something like 5-6 questions or whatever. Dunno, probably shouldn't make it ultra-long.)) Then the questions can go something like "What should you do if you're beaten senseless by some mute bald guy with a toolbox to the point of crit?" with answers like "Adminhelp the situation" "freak the fuck out and kill him" "let it just happen" or whatever. If they get below half or something below like 3/5 then they have to retry until they can at least function like a normal player. tl;dr implement a short confirmation system that makes sure baldies can operate right. Probably a pretty fucking stupid idea, and I probably didn't explain it well enough. Probably not even possible, either, but a man can dream.
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Hot.
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Spess Mehreens are actually softer than a fresh chocolate chip cookie, chances are they'll be scared away by your art materials. Doooo eeeeeeeet. pppplllls?
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Vending Machines Constructionable and deconstructionable
NTSAM replied to Holyass's topic in Suggestions
Couldn't find restocks for any medical vendors, nor can I find their construction steps. It'd be nice to be able to build these, yes. It sucks when lolrampancy outta nowhere destroys the spesshul vendir masheens that you can't get back without adminbuse or selling your soul. -
Vending Machines Constructionable and deconstructionable
NTSAM replied to Holyass's topic in Suggestions
As I've said, you probably made a computer frame. That or you didn't fully prepare the machine frame. (Note: You have to wire the machine frame, add the board, then add some restock units. Then screwdriver.) Oh. Wait. Can all vending machines be built? I know you can build coffee, clothesvendors, soda, and snack/booze-o-mats machines, but I'm unsure what else. -
Vending Machines Constructionable and deconstructionable
NTSAM replied to Holyass's topic in Suggestions
...Whaa? I've seen vending machines broken and built... I'm pretty sure you can do this already, anywho. Also, screwdriver + crowbar begins disassembling them already, and you can disassemble them like any other machine. EDIT: Double checked, there are indeed vending machine boards and construction steps in the code. DOUBLE EDIT: I think I see where you might've thought they were unbuildable; You probably made a computer frame, whileas vending machines use the... er... machine frame. -
Pretty sure that :t works too. At least that gives you the [#unk] channel last time I checked.
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Hope you have a nice time here.
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♡ Tauka is based god and top husbando.
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How the heck do you draw that perfectly in a car? I can't even draw a straight line as a passenger. ;n;
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Aw, thought IEDs could be filled. Dammit. Also just a warning that you should never, under any circumstances, break open cryopods (unless you mean sleepers.) to kill someone going into SSD, even as an antagonist.
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I myself have a newer idea for a language. They rumble and screech, making their sentences sound something along the line of "Grggrggrgggggg shshhhshhhhh." Their text can be bold, underlined, and purple like in my preview. Stupid idea, but hey, it's an idea.
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They were wearing pants the whole time? Good, Adr can't exterminatiaatatata something Warhammer cannon thing as bad as he could've. [spoiler2]imo the full drawing is sexier than the sketch [/spoiler2] And I love how you drew the bionic hand, I just... robot hands masterrace
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A radio channel. For like, only 2-3 people. I'm pretty sure both the Magistrate and IAA agents have Security Radio. This is all that's really necessary communication wise, if they need to discuss something in private, well, they have PDAs for this exact reason. PDA system down? There's a thing, you know, it is pretty amazing, it's called contact. Find some room (IE your office) and talk in there, the only people able to hear you is the AI and in what world is some employee complaint matter meaningful to a glorified IBM? IMO IAA and Magistrates are useless in all forms, noone bothers to RP with them, noone bothers to RP as them, they never even touch the fax machines, they all treat everything with a "We'll handle it at centcomm" manner. If for whatever reason they were removed I would not bat an eye, their offices waste some nice hallway or maintenance space.