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Cheer up buddy

>escape alone >nuke station, kill everyone AND self, end round >best alone escapee 2559 >oh shit i'm dead nvm Or >need to kill a random civ >blow up the whole station for something that can be done fast with a chainsaw >because fuck people A glorious death isn't a fucking nuclear bomb, that's just "kek fuck yer round i want muh cod nuke seen." A glorious death is about killing YOURSELF, not killing EVERYONE. None of your objectives given to you as a traitor end the whole round for a reason. Anywaaaaaays, I would like to see this reimplemented for the same nukie dilemma.

So, while on my undeserved vacation, I thought of a good TC bundle pack. The Urist Pack It would contain the following: Dwarfism SE injector (if we still have it) A dwarfy UI injector (Name could cycle around between Urist Robustholds or Itol Blahhahhah whatever. Gives a big brown beard) A +platinum warhammer+ (Basically just a normal warhammer.) Dwarfy rags (Just for keks and gikles) The rest of the box's slots can be filled with Magm-ale. It'd probably be somewhere from uncommon to rare considering dat warhammer, but it'd be a fun little pack.

Jesus Christ this is good. The last sketch made me chuckle, all just because the paper's title.

S n o w f l a a a a a a k e s tauka Other than that 10/10 would Super Station Bros Saga beantide again (I didn't misread right? Does it mean more plant dude types like that?)

Temp gun best gun confirmed.

SHIP is a p. chill IPC, also, welcome.

It'd be neat if we could make them take slight electronic damage when resting in the pool. Or whatever EMPs can do, thought it was Burn. And I don't mean er full EMP storms I just mean a little drowning-type burn.

Shouldn't that just stun them, not cause them to shake like a madman forever? If their servos lock up, wouldn't that mean they stop moving for a bit?

>using the wrong color get out normie

It'd really help with that moment when "I fucking hate playing aliens, give some ghost my larva and-- OH LOL INSTAGIB XDDDDDDDD" You'd still have a chance to play as a human if the aliens are nice enough not to eat you or if the crew is able to kill that fukken alien before it digests you. And if they try cloning you and you are that larva, just make it appear as "Mental Interface Failure."

Well, Kane's bursting wasn't... Clean to say the least, dunno why there wouldn't at least be a blood splatter left behind. A-and what's with everybody suddenly becoming depressing? WHY? I'm gonna need more than a bandaid to traverse this forum nowadays.

Still, aesthetic effect.

ATM, Chestbursting gibs you and there is no way of getting you back unless the aliums are nice enough to free your brain or if you were backed up. CM chestbursting simply kills you and makes a hole in your chest, dunno if cloneable but better than just gibbing. It gives you more of that "Alien" feel, as there's a little bit of a difference between this: and this:

Er, well, if we gave him the different objective thing and make him fall under "Play Antags Responsibly" then this may be avoidable... darn, I'm clueless of what to do now. Also, isn't 20 TC what norm. traitors spawn with anyway? All the nukie'd get would be a fancy gun and a suit he can get from the normal uplinks anyhow.

I'd expect it to be pretty pretty rare (maybe as rare as a xenomorph infestation?) but I doubt it'd be too OP. After all, how long do murderboner nukies last when they stray away from the group during the standard Nuclear Emergency gamemode? Not that long, really, especially if they have noone but theirself to mooch TC off of. EDIT: Also, I think it'd be better if we changed the "Nuke Station" objective as mentioned earlier. Just make them like Steal AI Rob the Vault Locate other Syndicate Affiliates and give them a certain weapon you spawn with (A lone nukie with this objective could have less-than-normal TC to discourage straying farther from their objective and to make them more infiltrate-y) Of course all my ideas for this are sub-par, but it's really up to whatever the code wants to do and I doubt that any of my ideas minus "Steal AI" would work. Oh, definitely yes, I believe someone suggested AnturK add it fo the Create Antag menu too.

I could see that, maybe change the objective to "Raid the Vault" (IE steal all the moneh) for example.

Don't see why it'd hurt anything. Doesn't bay have this? Some dude on reddit asked why we don't have paper shreadders and someone linked to that, so it wouldn't be too hard to port it, would it? also coders pls don't yell at me if I'm stupid and it can't be becuz i is code illiterate ;n;

T'hish r'eeally i's prett'y bl'andh don'chu th'ee'nk? It's 'ev'en ann'oyin'h af'hter' aw'hi'le. With only like one or two letters changed and a bunch of apostrophies added it's just dumb IMO. /tg/ slurring would be better, actually.

Aww, you're leaving? D:

"H'I theIr FelAr" no. We need something like "WEirder Differeces in speekh." That is all.

From what I read it was indeed a midround event that could happen on any/most roundtypes, so you can have 12 changelings, 3 traitors, and a lone operative if you were lucky.

Simple, just a single nuclear operative that can be a random (probably really rare or just adminbus) event. Will they succeed? Probably not, but it can start up a nice "omgwtf" moment or two. Kinda like the "Lone Operative" part of this.

Woosh, sounds very cool. But don't you think that human nose is not... sensitive enough to detect such pheromones? What if you're on internals?! What if you're not human!?