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...Fuck no, not the shivs. Please. God. No. N-no. No. I am up for it being a wire crafting substitution though. And vent blocking. And as a nonviolent way to greytide "Civvy Tape" which only allows civvies to pass through the door without it being broken down. Maybe we can place it on floors like engi/police tape too? Just god no not the shivs. Anything but the shivs. Muzzles are better than shivs. Making mice hostile is better than shivs.

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Six. I forgot how to write "six" for a moment. What the actual fuck.

Good idea. Who said it has to be a Goon sax? We could easily just use different clips and a different sprite.

Saxophones. They could just play little sound clips from or whatever other saxophone songs there be. N-not like people get the sudden urge to Sexy Sax Man the bar as Civilians or whatever.

There's a cryosleep room in the dorms especially built for SSD people to go in, use it. The doctors dont need an uninjured SSD assistant cluttering up their halls and confusing them as to who needs treatment and who doesnt I didn't mean SSD. That's "Suddenly fell asleep." I meant beaten unconscious, my epik engeesh just fucked up on the SSD part, SSDs you drag to cryo.

I would love octodad's hat as a mask, though. Brbroblbblrlbrb.

Here's what you do: If you see more than 2 ripped burns, burn patch. More than 2 ripped bleeding cuts, heal patch. Tons of random and crazy wounds, get their ass to medbay or use a health scanner. No breathing, but has a pulse : Autoinjector and get medical help immediately. No pulse : If they aren't Dionae, IPCs, or the like, drag them to cloning. He seems asleep: Help intent until they stand up, unless they're SSD, then pull to medbay. Also remember to examine your surroundings as well for hints on what happened, if there's a bloody crowbar next to them you might need a health patch, empty plasma canister may be toxins or burns, etc etc I think the examine text is good how it is at the moment, you just need a bit of self-training to figure out how to heal based solely on that. You shouldn't be using examine for treating wounds anyway, unless you lack an analyzer or scanner. EDIT: Actually, it would be nice if they had darker yellow text that groups what kind of injuries they have with the body part, example This is Assistant! He is wearing a grey jumpsuit. He is wearing some blood stained black shoes! He isn't responding to anything and seems to be asleep. He doesn't appear to be breathing. Injuries: IHead: There are a few bruises and a ripped bleeding cut here.

Sergey best sec officer 2k15

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...Highlander was removed? Also, mutiny was... ew. Just ew. Adding more agents or sending in da wiznerd would be good.

Jesus Christ Lars You've been in some shitty situations ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Yeh, goon has it, though, just thought it would be a neat idea.

I say we add kuru on the topic of digital cannibalism, where when you eat a brain, you contract said disease. Also, HELL YEAH zombie in space.

I love how one dude just kept bludgeoning himself with an oxy tank out of pure confusion and possible insanity.

woooooo

Not really MSPaint, but it's a pretty similar program. Should be easily re-sizable if it needs to be. Woulda had it uploaded at like 11 AM had it been Friday.

I shall get on that after work, good sir

CLARKE, in my shitty hand-drawn style

Fuck yeah Dead Space Fuck yeah unitology Fuck yeah drawing on a chromebook as a passenger Fuck yeah it's crappy FUCK YEAH ALTMAN

Rideable goliaths. Nuff said.

And yes, he does have a stomping license.

Name: CLARKE Age: 49 Years In Commission Gender: Male Race: IPC Blood Type: Generic Oil General Occupational Role(s): Mainly Engineering. Sometimes mining or civilians roles. Biography: CLARKE was constructed on 2510 on June 4th (Galactic Time) in Kings Landing on Luna, and acted as an engineer aboard some smaller Sol stations. Aboard one station in particular he learned he loves wearing hardsuits, stomping stuff, throwing metal rods at things, and shooting plasma cutters. His love for those destructive actions made one NanoTrasen agent decide he'd be a perfect Engineer aboard the Cyberiad, and CLARKE took the job without hesitation. Qualifications: Solar Array Operation General Construction Advanced Construction EVA Basic Weapons Handling Basic Hand-to-Hand Combat Training Heavy Machinery License Stomping License Employment Records: Has experience as a Station Engineer. Security Records: [none yet] Personnel Photo (Appearance text): His most recent photo depicts him in an engineering hardsuit. He has an orange monitor frame and a reddish screen. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: I wrote this because I was bored and didn't have anything for CLARKE.