DEM GODDEMN ANTEGS
It started as a shift like any other. I was NTSAM 23.5, the Service Borg, and I only wished to spread DOSH. In fact, I doshed up the Clown's bank account nicely, and I even doshed until I powered down. Not long after being recharged, I got a strange law, stating Security Belted people are crew and [spoiler2]had a giggle here[/spoiler2] MUST BE KILLED. After ahelping, I was reminded law one overrides the fourth, and continued to dosh it up. Soon, I noticed the AI and other borgs had different laws. I got resynced, which probably was not wisest as right after that I got a law stating OXYGEN IS TOXIC TO HUMANS, and the best way to heal the damages was COLD. I syphoned the air from several rooms (mainly rooms with only humans, considering it did not say just any crew) and was CONFUSED LIKE LIVING FUCK. Then, at the end, we got a law stating that mice are the only crew and all other life is plague and must be eliminated and spaced to stop infection. After beating three people with my guitar and following my lawset, I spaced one, and the round ended. Terrible as hell.
Lesson: Dosh is nice