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B-b-b-but Rush!

SUCH A FUCKING VICIOUS CYCLE IT BUUUUUUURNS Also, I'm all up for burning cigs into people. I don't want it to do much damage, but it could work for some RP contexts.

SECURIDOG! (That was a joke.) Yet another robotic pet. It belongs to the HoS (because he's so lonely. Fuck the warden, he can get beepsky dammit) and it has a neat little power. You can use him like a skateboard (vehicle. think of the Paramedic tug) and he beeps/pings/sometimes buzzes/barks. I dunno what he'd look like. I guess this is a half-serious suggestion.

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I remember a shift, quite like any other... And on that shift, I was a civilian. Like any normal non-greytiding [spoiler2]Non greytide civvies? HOW[/spoiler2] civilian, I applied my buttocks to thine wooden throne in the tavern. Then I just stood there. The whole shift. I did nothing else. I just... Sat there. Apparently, nuke ops stole the disk and the shuttle arrived. I just sat in the bar. I got spared until the nuke went off. THE END This awesome story has been brought to you by Jebediah Kerman's flesh.

I'd like this alot. I thought Goon had a very similar thing, I could be wrong though. ((What would plasma taste like?))

THOSE EYES, THOSE HORRIBLE BLACK EYES!

God damn I remember that round and god damn I remember that plant-spreading botanist -.-

Lmao

Oh, hey, this is half-decent

Hello. I make crappy art. Tiny little clown dorf

Is that a challenge my good man? *twiddles moustache*

I rob all the morphine. Delicious morphine....

What it says on the tin. If I had a screenshot of the banana tree spreading thing, I'd show you, but it gets that bad. One round, the whole of botany told me, "Fuck you, we're making spreading glowshroom plants." Later in that round, I had little supplies left. Not to mention that it makes the whole station a mess, goooooooooood whyyyyyyyyyyy.

"Arrest Urist McDruggy for chasing the purple dragon." Best sec radio line ever.

Hey. I've been here for awhile but never made an introduction. So yeah. Keep an eye out for me I guess. My ckey is Shadowscynthe.

Why am I slightly reminded of watch_dogs? (I have not played the game but I remember reading something about hacking shit.) I also wanna make the clown's PDA honk incessantly. To both piss them off and do their job for them.

What it says on the tin. Made with 2 (3?) sheets of plastic or dispensed from the autodrobe. No flash protection at all, but still look cool. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I (Kaya) rushed into the CentComm bar endround and... Madness ensued involving my stunbaton. Long story short, HARMBATONS FOR ALL.

I'm remembered! EDIT: Aaah, those were the good old days, when I was an actually decent person.

Shirell sounds familiar.

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Have it in a preference mode. Like the 'be alien' thing, just 'be spooky.'

I want this so badly now

.... ba dum tss.