Lars

When you help botany to crush 23429834 monkehs as a mulebot you end trailing blood pools essentially forever. Not pictured here, the part where I ran over a cultist that teleported into disposals maint during a rad storm.

Oh, I saw one of those bars

If you can't escape the confusion state (e.g. due to a white spider bite), you can make your way where you want to go by using a table. If RNGJesus sends you the wrong way just climb back the table to try again. Once you move in the right direction, rebuild the table under yourself.

I have a pet peeve with a specific type of toddlers that think it's badass to chuck away food from kitchen tables. Like, what the heck man, who let them out of the pram.

I was thanking admins for the announcement before realizing they were scapegoating him. ? Here's Hero NPC Pun Pun protecting the station after being teleported in by a wormhole

From yesterday's cooking contest:

White spider glitched me into permanent dizziness while soloing the spoder gateway, but still managed to dump all the plasma cans into supply so the remaining spoders could be burninated.

Missing the part where Pckables was methed up to the eyebrows by a poor borer during the medbay and the durand fight. After said sad borer left his corpse he found a crit guy escaping the summons via disposals, nursed him back to health, and the guy proceeded to loot a fire axe and a miner suit to make an epic last stand at the arrivals pods chopping harvesters, to escape alive in the end. The other borer also fought with their host to survive the final summon.

Dead janiborgs still clean floor like a janicart with floor buffer upgrade.

You have a bad day as a cultist when an ER engineer, a security officer, a clown, a baton vigilante, a civvie, a miner, a fish and a one-limbed cat human lynch you in the bar.

When golems break the "do not interfere" rules by telestealing the armory, you get a three pod ERT kicking down your doors. Do not break the rules, kids.

Engineer doesn't wake up in the abandoned station? No problem! We build our own!

Private detective clown out to solve crimes for a fee: This guy was so ashamed his fibers were on the glass he walked back into the cell and repaired it. The actual detective was fairly amused. Went out to get a proper hat, and found a syndie crate with apron fibers, tho sec never aprehended the botanist. Followed some cold case trails to an abandoned ambulance, then had to use my mighty cap gun to escape from a suspicious snowman that chased me away from the scene. After writing a report for the detective, I repo'd next the botanist's janicart from chapel maint, and sold him the fingerprints for 250 credits. Some called for help for a Ripley thievery. The guy had used it to drill Ian to death. Got his confession on tape and Miranda paid me 2500 for handing it to Security and helping to get him out of the Ripley. Tho I have to say, cap guns aren't very effective against mechas. QM blew up! Not much on the scene, but then my keen souless eyes noticed a shipping manifest on the desk. QM had bought security gear for his office. And, as it turned out, they had actually been buying null crates and selling illegal gear all shift without being busted until then! After all that work I finished the shift as any proper private detective -- gambling and drinking.

To cover all directions Singulo could go loose. ... or maybe if you just wanted your little part of the station to remain uneaten.

Poly can play cards by grabbing his hand and right clicking them in the Status tab.

EXPERIMENTOR's ultimate power There were so many that they devoured the singularity itself: Science could possibly make enough bags to contain a loose singularity engine!

Waiting forever for engineering to finish their part of the job

Weird captain

Budget cuts

That gibbing gave closure to us in deadchat that had been watching that cow orbit for an hour.

As a drone, you can fill a fishbowl using the spray with water loaded in it.

Drone Syndicate hideout in science maint.

The secret to great cuisine is reusing empty plates.

You can fit so many Watts in this bad boy