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Books can be coded to have text in them upon spawning, right? I would pressure doing what Usanake said and use the books. At least for now, based on what tigercat said.

Making it viable in combat being out of the question, we could simply give it a clever description. "This is a sturdy top-hat - it is a small item. It could probably knock a marble statue's head clean off. Probably." Edit: Speakimg of statues, here's an idea pulled out of "the hat" (It's terrible, I know). Give it the ability to damage statues. They can already be destroyed with many other items, and throwing a hat aroumd can prove pretty impractical. I'm just all in for a reference.

Zeke bashes Jonah over the head with the bottle and makes him wear the cultist robes whilst he is out cold?

Isn't that the fun part of it?

That's that then.

Vision this: Submissive Steve surrounded by Vox halflings in maid outfits (just like in the picture!).

Here is what I mean. Sturdy Top Hat just /cries/ to be made a semi-lethal throwing weapon, to be turned in to an Oddjob reference! Hand out your opinions.

Frankly you're making little sense to me. All I know is that beards are cool. Edit: Here's something that'd flip Adr's socks upside down if it were to be drawn

Isn't Heretic a dude, or did Phantasmic for some odd reason simply draw them as one (quoting that comic where Phantasmic wanted to read the admin chat)?

*Bump*

Please, no. Vox are one of the best races around, with their unique general characteristics and behavior! Skree skree!

Is that because Zeke wouldn't fight you? He avoids getting into fights because he doesn't want anything to happen to his pretty face. No, but in general, whenever I've seen him.

Zeke seems much more timid in-character than he is on these drawings.

Phantasmic! Draw Adr in a maid's dress, smiling whilst dusting off a pauldron!

Let me guess... One of the people asking is Squishy.

Ya think so? Looks genetically enhanced to me (or could be a muscle suit). Also, how lewd of you to post pictures of grown men defecating!

Duh, they are obviously compensating with those enormous metal pieces of armor that are 3x the size of their fleshy human bodies.

Why don't you start your own art thread?

Oh my was the Head of Security pissed off when I refused to grant him the permission to execute her, until I had gotten that picture taken. Heh heh heh.

Maybe Zolt is a 40-year-old virgin? That much sexual tension oughta make anyone grumpy.

If a hypothetical Lone Operative event would have regular antagonists in it, it'd probably feel more fun than a chore as being the only antagonist without the ability to enthrall/revolutionarize doesn't sound like too much fun.

Name: Roscoe McCloud Age: 42 Gender: Male Race: Human(?) Blood Type: O- General Occupational Role(s): "Whatever I make will be!" Biography: Not a single living soul knows where he came from. Only two things are sure: He knows how to axe questions and likes cake. Qualifications: None to be found on Nanotrasen records. Is he even officially employed? Employment Records: N/A Security Records: Minor offenses: Assault; attempted to suffocate another crew member with cake. Medical Records: Possibly insane (claims unconfirmed). Personnel Photo (Appearance text): The attached picture was taken during Roscoe McCloud's temporary captaincy. He is wearing the Head of Security's uniform and SWAT gas mask. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: N/A

You're an administrator. You should bring it up with the rest of Paradise Station's staff team that it needs heavier enforcement. Makes my life easier when I don't have to perform ghetto surgery on people in the dark, just because every assistant nicked one flashlight each from around the station.

Some might find Skrell in Mankinis a bit questionable.

I shouldn't browse this thread on a school computer... But I do like art.