Edd

I think this thread turned lewd after the first ten pictures or so. Tongue waggle gif is just another step forward to new lewdities.

I must come clean about this: You're really beating decomposed horse remains here with all that Warhammer heresy shenanigans, in my opinion.

Can you wield the baseball bats?

Lewd. I don't know if criticism is welcome, but it would've looked fab without the tongue waggling up and down (I like the "drunk bubbles" (?)).

There is at least two dozen guns. How about the more conventional things to robust stuff up with? Here are some ideas: Baseball Bat - It is a baseball bat! - It could have a wooden and a metal variant (possibly be able to craft it out of metal rods and/or wooden planks)! - You could wield it (wielding it could possibly increase the K.O. chance if you land a hit on someone's unprotected/weakly armored head)! - It could spawn with the Mafia Kit OR it could spawn at the holodeck and/or dorms! - It could involve a baseball somehow! Ice Hockey Stick - Pretty much same things as for the baseball bat (except instead of a baseball, it could be somehow involved with a puck)! Switchblade - Maintenance Snakes rule! - We're the Maintenance Snakes! - And we rule (and have a switchblade spawn inside of maintenance)! Wrist wraps - Gauze wraps that boxers wear underneath of their gloves! - It doesn't do anything, but makes you look more robust whilst robusting someone! - Could be bought from the ClothesMat! Tire Iron - It could spawn with the mechanic or at the paramedic's (for ambulance maintenance)! - Plain brute action! Fiber Wire - Traitor uplink item! - If you attack someone from behind with it, it will start to strangulate them (faster than strangling with your hands)!

The image appears broken for me. :<

But that's every elf, ever. NEVER TRUST AN ELF

Guess that explains why I was able to use protolathe as a janitor.

You get the fire axe from atmospherics, I'll get the one from the bridge!

I am confused.

*Digging up an unanswered question on the thread intensifies* I'd love to see you draw something and refine the picture (y'know, to make it look less sketchy (I know it'd take more time)).

I am Edd. You might recognize me from the server as Roscoe McCloud as Zee Captein who declared monarchy on the station and demanded royal taxes from the "peasants" or as the guy behind the other end of a fire axe during, well... Any round with confirmed traitors. I used to play as Johnny Rubbish and Wallace Gibb (Both o' 'em waur talkin' wi 'tis specific dialect, whilk ye can identify as some depraved form o' highlandish scots). Guitars are pretty cool. I've played some for around two years. I've played on Paradise Station for multiple months now (starting from last summer), but only recently I got active on the forums. I've made quite a handful of suggestions on threads made by others (and even made my own, about putting flash powder, black powder and napalm in to cigarettes!). Used to play Security, then the detective, some Captaining in between and nowadays chemist (I should probably go science to make grenades. Lots and lots of grenades). What do my Spessventuers include? Here are a handful of happenings: 1. Me and another security officer caught a vampire. Due to the vampire's persistence and usage of glare, we had to improvise on how to take him in without giving him greater chances of escape - drag him throughout the hallway, constantly stunning him so that he couldn't run away when we got glare'd. So began the epic journey from Chapel maintenance over to the brig (we ran out of stunbaton charge along the way, both of us and were forced to use pepper spray, heh). 2. I got arrested for breaking in to the brig to steal the fire axe! Then I got permabrigged for trying to escape imprisonment! I was put in to permabrig with a caught Syndicate agent. He was very rude and the first thing he did was punch me once and then walk in to a corner. I took off my cuffs, shoved him in to a bar of soap and cuffed him. Eventually bucklecuffed. What followed was his growing aggravation. He got mad and broke free, trying to beat me up. What I did was break the lights from inside of the permabrig and crack a window to expose an electrified grille. I lurked in the shadows whilst holding on to a broken tube light, as he tried to find me. "Two options: We can break out or only one of us stays in here!" "Come get some." So he grabbed the grille, got shocked and broke his mechanic hand! Whenever he tried to beat me, he'd lose a grip on an item and get stunned for a few seconds. By the end of it I had him brought down to crit just by the time that security noticed that the sensors of the permabrigged prisoners were going wild. Survived with a few broken ribs. 3. Wizard and his apprentice came to visit me during my captaincy. We had a chat and CentComm gave orders to try and bring them to CentComm for interrogation (by the means of letting them stay on the station if they did no hassle). After a cup of tea, donuts and an argument over whether or not it would conflict with space law if the wizards were to turn the clown's head in to a horse's. The moment they left, my Internal Affairs Agent runs over yelling "Captain, captain! They spoke about stealing a gun!". I wrote a letter a little later and fiddled around with my antique laser gun's display case. Time passes... With my antique laser gun in my pocket and a tea cup in my hand, I stood about in the bridge. AI goes "Wizards in the Captain's Office!". I casually waited, before entering my office to discover that my antique laser gun display case was broken in to smithereens. I had actually, placed the aforementioned note inside of the display case. The note read: "Do you like my handwriting? :)" Blah-blah-blah, they stole the nuke disk, yadda-yadda-yadda, I declared red alert and hunted the wizards down with a fire axe and about 7 security officers (including the Warden and Head of Security). Eventful round, albeit could have gone through without having a handful of the crew killed and holes made in to the station's hull. One day I'll build a bomb... A corgium bomb. Have it surgically implanted inside of a female corgi and state "So that's how they give birth". See you on the station.

Out of curiosity... Is there currently any ways to reanimate dead bodies?

I had this idea pop in my mind. How about we make it so that... The Chaplain's Flask - No longer cures cultists and vampires from their evil aspirations - Can be used as a weapon with the "Harm"-intent, splashing about 5u at the target from up to one tile between the target and the one with the flask (Illustration: [V][ ][C]). - Deals intense burn damage to unholy baddies if it uses holy water (as it has by now, but now it can be applied without forcing it down their throats)! Instantly you are thinking: "But Edd, how can we deal with vampires and cultists in ways other than hiding until Beepsky has gone through the entire crew and arrested the evil doer?" We add... The Holy Cross - When used with "Help"-intent, the holy cross is raised before the eyes of the b̶l̶o̶o̶d̶-̶s̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶s̶a̶t̶a̶n̶ ̶p̶r̶a̶i̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶t̶a̶r̶d̶ misguided soul, running down an action progress bar for a lengthier duration of time, before attempting to cleanse the unholy traitor (to avoid Chaplains from running around and trying to validhunt people by trying the cross on every single person), inflicting minor brain damage and blinding them temporarily (aforementioned damage can only be done upon unholy creatures) after the action progress bar has ran its course! - When used with "Harm"-intent, the holy cross is slapped against the target individual, dealing minor damage. If the target is hit to an uncovered area, and they happen to be unholy, the shape of the cross would be branded upon them and leaving behind a burn mark (could be healed with conventional burn damage healing methods, so that it were not to ruin someone's cultist/vampire round by having them branded for the entirety of it). - If a non-religious h̶e̶r̶e̶c̶y̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶c̶u̶m̶ person (anyone that is not the Chaplain) tries to use the holy cross for one of these epic purpose, it does nothing. You just wave the cross awkwardly in the air or irritatingly slap it against someone. That's my two cents on the whole Chaplain theme.

Git off muh station, you darn rascals!

Could that be used to make the person blind? I'd like that It could be something like: 5 units in a cig - the person is momentarily flashed (kinda like using a Flash, but without the possible brain damage) 10 units in a cig - the person is flashed for a longer period than 5u would do, but doubled with temporary deafness (it is flash powder, exploding in your hand/mouth) 15 units in a cig - the person receives eye damage (possibly blinding), becomes deaf for a period of time and possibly receives brain damage from the flash itself

New idea! How about Flash Powder in cigarettes?

Here's a question every visual artist gets: Do you do commissions/draw things people request you to?

You could, possibly, maybe, make it a renamed toolbelt (Detectives are all about noir, black sec-belt would look silly on a detective) with less slots + it would include a flashlight of a sorts.

How about patting? Here is an example: say "*pat-Ian" --> Sample Character pats Ian's back What is running through my mind is patting a Sec Borg on its back after it has successfully slaughtered a Nuclear Ops squad.

Why has no one brought up the ability to tape people's mouths' shut? That's something we need. For them antags and clowns.

What kind of question is even that? What are you? AN ELF!? Weldercigs are one of the funniest ways to mess with Heavy-RPers who barely know about game mechanics.

I guess you could use the argument that we are in the year 2559 AD. If we have teleportation and clowns, I think stuff like burn patches and styptic powder patches aren't out of the question. I see the point, though.

Are cigarettes even incorporated with the temperature system?

I tried using welding fuel in a cigarette, nothing happened (could be that I had 5 units of plasma in it too).