Name: C.O.L.A
Age: 12
Gender: Frosty
Race: IPC
Blood Type: Strawberry
General Occupational Role(s):
Cola Commando
Biography:
Created by the now defunct NT Entertainment and Marketing Department, C.O.L.A was designed and programmed as a prototype in order to increase Space Cola sales.
Recordings Acquired from NT:EMD Satellite Debris.
[8:43]:Please let me go! I don't want to drink anymore cola!
[8:43]: NO COLA?! But Space Cola has all the ingredients a growing body needs! Laws:Laws:Laws: Increase Sales. Cola. Cola. Remind customers of our loyalty program: ERROR.
[8:44]: It tastes like burning sugar gunk!
[8:44]: Now, now missy! I won't take that kind of brand disloyalty!
[8:44]: (Screaming, Electrical discharges)
[8:44]: Are you interested in buying a case of sweet, delicious SPAAAACE COLA!? Warning: Space Cola contains small traces of lead.
[8:44]: (Electrical Discharges)
[8:45]: Don't worry Doctor... Cola is food for the soul!
Qualifications:
Marketing
Chemistry
Law Enforcement
Employment Records:
Property of Nanotrasen
Security Records:
Medical Records:
Likely dysfunctional personality matrix: Won't stop talking about Cola
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes:
Holey Molars! It's time for Colas!