Bigtimetripod
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totes fixed now don't ask how
Do not know if i just bypassed this problem or...
We forgot to meet our bi-monthly quota of mentor sacrifices and the internet gods got mad...waitwhaat?
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Igne Rai...
Name reminds me the feeling that i need to run away... or its i hate genetics cause, i haz xrays and hulks... me gonnas check maint. Forz strange objects and might run into antags... oh no strange objects? Ill stealz sec key and keep looking, maybr godz spawn mores... oh antags... me smash! Me no validhunt, me look for strange objects!!!
God i hate genetics...
Getting off-topic as usual, amm... have a good stay? Since ye joined before i did how can i welcome ye... either way, Haya! *laugh
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Them graphical glitches are getting out of hand!
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Granted, but all portable light sources were cut from Nanotrasens budget.
I wish people would not scream bloody murder when i check their headset for keys when they are cuffed in brig.
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Haya and welcome to our lil slice of heaven, Paradise.
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huh, it's sop to leave the prisoner with the headset, you need an IAA, not a new "feature"
Come to think of it... then yeah, that was my reasoning behind giving prisoners headsets.
Permabrigging:2. Prisoner must be stripped of all belongings, except for his/her headset and ID Card. Said belongings must be placed in one of the lockers next to the Interrogation Room.
This topic is kinda... useless unless changing title to prisoner PDA.
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If person behaves and doesn't give me a too much of a headache while im warden then i just let him keep his headset, just pop out keys.
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Serious levels of adminbusing in them objectives!
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8/10
Avatar: Love the avatar, interesting GIF.
Signature: Law does not work like that. *laugh
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I have noticed i do this all the time as warden:
1. Open up my locker.
2. Ditch them ugly ass police hat, armored jacket and red jumpsuit.
3. Get the black jumpsuit, dark blue coat and dark blue berret on.
4. Look like a badass
5. Throw useful stuff in belt and get it on, taser in exo slot and place holobadges on equipment table while takin one and stickin it on me
6. Run to security equipment and vend evidence box.
7. Empty the box and put it in me backpack.
8. Rush b... i mean rush tool storage and grab medkit( if still there) and all tools.
9.shove tools in evidence box, ghetto toolbelt.
10. Head to armory and rearrange racks.
11. Set up 3 flashers so they cover all of armory.
12. Yell at HoS or Captain who runs into armory and starts handing out weapons on green alert
13. Throw SoP in their face
14. Get ignored/stunned for gettin in the way as a mere security officer
15. Cry and commit suicide with taser.
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I'm gonna go forge some 100% reports in the mean time.
Heh, hopin' much there. God... *cough* CentCom are always watching.
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How to Greytide, Paradise Edition!
Kiddin aside, i think people could benefit from guide to Cooking/chef-ery or w/e the eff ye call it. I have seen a few good cooks around, that dont heat up a donk-pocket and then deep fry.
Also, Ping, gonna contact ye later. I have a few guides, but im not sure if i wanna post em. So ill talk over with ye cause yer all mentor now and stuff, gratz.
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So to add my two cents.
Was a shadow person few rounds ago as RD. Not by choice, but Experimentors RNGesus blessed me with that power... it was quite annoying to break lights in science that had no switch and then yelling on everyone to put on nightvision goggles, cause science is a Dark Zone from now on.
That box thingy....
It does not work as intented i think... yes, i blocks light and prevents takin damage, but ye cannot heal while in the box. Yer damage is stuck that it was prior entering the box. My logic is that when ye close the box, yer in darkness and should heal... not pause the damage takin.
But either way, it was a interesting round. Also caught acting RD as a hijacker tatortot who was building AIs on outpost and bending em to his will. I broke all the lights where i moved around on the outpost giving me regeneration. While he only had a PDAs light to guide him, i had nightvision goggles and was able to stalk him and steal his AI before captain and everyone else got to the outpost.
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Maybe as a semi-"fuck-you" to suiciders... they cannot leave their body?
Would be interesting, since lets say tatortot is in brig, confirmed and all that, but he has glorius death. Right now its easy. Wait til processed, thrown into perma/cell, buckle to bed, wait til noone is around and suicide. Ye greentext glorius death... but what if when ye suicide, ye cannot ghost around and have to stay on yer body? When being revived, ye cannot say no, when being borged, cannot say no, cloning aswell, as long as ye are in the body.
It could be a punishment to suiciders not to take that way out per say.
As a added note, if this gets implimented (never will, trust me) then maybe make that all people who have suicided, cannot be revived until Psychologist green lights it. After being revived, they are not released back to the station, but put under Psychologist care to... see good things in life and teach people that suicide is not the answer. Would give Psychologist a lot more stuff to do and a real job to do. After Psychologist approves the papers for the person who suicided and he thinks he can live a good life once again, then CMO stamps it and person is given back his life.
Giving out my 2 dimes once again.
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People got real angry about that, I thought it was great. Finally a hijack that isn't just "emag doors, emag console xddddd". It did lag the server for like 3 minutes, though.
Admin gave me that idea when i was tatortot on another round. Asked if i could Kamikaze my target with maxcap and also complete glorius death? Was denied, but he said it has been a long time since he has seen anyone getting bombed cause being a target. Ding Ding... was given Hijack... bombed tons of people.. kikikiki
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Since you on yer own will spent all that time trying to get it open just to find its empty is the reason you want it removed?...
Yeah, quoting Farya on this one, stetoscope is not for only for checking if someones heart is pumping.
Ey.. giys, litz remowez Beepsky... wez nut gut and got caught! OP!
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Already have a connection with we... was a miner and made escape fancy with gold doors... ye run at me in the shuttle and start hackin me down, i yell help run to security. Ye get tased and yell i wanted to kill everyone. Ye get up, get out a screwdriver and start stabbing me... ye get stunned again and cuffed while yelling i wanted to hijack the shuttle and kill everyone for makin gold doors....
Either way i hope it is just the newbie phase and it will pass. Anyway, Welcome to Paradise, our lil slice of heaven.
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The day i almost hijacked a shuttle with 6 maxcap bombs...
First picture is just below the escape shuttle. I used 2 maxcaps in escape to blow up 20-40 people that was waiting to get on shuttle. Not much seen on the picture, but confirms my tator actions and ooc rage that thaks to my bombing, game froze and hung about 3-6 minutes.
Second image confirms my hijack objective and wanna know how i died? I has 2 maxcaps left on shuttle. One in the smugglers bag and another in my bluespace pocket. So instead of using lasers i had to kill off the few people that made it on the shuttle, i decided to use of my maxcaps. So i threw one in sec wing and ran to command area to shelter from the blast. Guess what happened next? I sent the wrong code on the signaller and blew up the one i had in my bluespace pocket... aka was in the epicenter of an maxcap bomb... People who were in sec wing survived and made it off. Out of something like 80 people on the server, 2-3 made it to CC... and thanks to my foolishness... i failed my hijack.
Also Woo! New kill record!
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WOO! We are merged! Cannot wait for the next update!
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Dealing with shitters is a small price to pay to bring in new, worthwhile players. I never would have found Paradise if it hadn't been listed when I was new to the game. Now it's my home.
There is truth in that... i sticked with Paradise cause of no lag and it was well developed. I was going thru the list after a year of pause looking for the server i once was on. Stumbled across Paradise instead of the server i was looking for (yogstation).
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New players are fine and all, but some of them are... oh god...
Was miner one round, shuttle had arrived and i had 50 units of gold on me cause science didn't want em "Cause ye just wanna buy weapons for gold" (dafuck mate? I ask for a better accelerator and ye think im bribing ye with gold...)
Anyway, back to the story, so a shuttle docked and i thought i would fancy up airlocks and made gold mineral doors. All fine, everyone got in and i take a seat. Then... out of nowhere a fucking cargo tech runs up to me and starts hatcheting me. I run to sec wing and yell help, he gets tased and yells "Miner wanted to kill us all!" Was like da fug and he recovered from the tase. Takes out an screwdriver and tries to stab me in the eyes... sec tase again and cuff. He screams bloody murder once again "MINER WANTED THE SHUTTLE FOR HIMSELF! HE BLOCKED AIRLOCKS WITH GOLD!"
ME SIGHS....
EDIT: Another great story
Thought i would try to be warden while we are listed. NEVER AGAIN!
Round started without HoS so i run to the HoP to get acting HoS. All good, new face as HoP... hope to my self he doesnt fuck up anything.
Round goes along, few shitlers here and few there. Clown threatened to kill me for giving him 15 minutes for Mayor trespass "Itz Onli 4 Minnus Wherez Is Plais beforz"... welp
It was nearing the end and i was acting HoS the whole round. Me and Eli (FlattestGuitar) investigating few sensitive items he found and then runs up some chucklefuck in a yellow jumpsuit and demands something.. first im like who the fuck are you?... Examine him and see job title "High Templar" (!?!?!?!?!?!) Ask who the fuck he is ( lot of swearing... kindergarden management simulator was eating up my nerves)..
He stand proud and says he is the Warden... since i was the acting HoS i was supposted to atleast be informed that new warden is coming or even be consulted by the HoP if i even need one. After arguing with him, he doesn't get in uniform and stays as warden in yellow jumpsuit ( random civ was promoted warden (WTF)). HoP does not answer, no captain and i got so angry, that i shot my self with a taser infront of Eli and "High Templar".
Later found out that HoP made himself captain, the went into cryo with all of captain sensitive stuff (nuke disk etc.) Cause later Tripp the real captain showed up and could not find his stuff anywhere.
... WHO THE FUCK PROMOTES A CIV TO A WARDEN AND GIVES HIM A TITLE OF "HIGH FUCKING TEMPLAR" WITHOUT CONSENT OF THE HOS! REALLY
Later he wanted to replace me as HoS cause quote ,i was unfit for duty for yelling at him, end quote.
FUCKING LISTED DAYS MAN.. IM MAD JUST WRITING THIS!
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Haya, getting banned means ye just went a bit too far, but hey,,atleast its a temp one. Everyone gets banned once, but life goes on.
Welcome to our lil slice of heaven, welcome to The Paradise Station.
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Every time i have to kill someone and gib em, the brain with and magical name tag bothers me. Yes, you can hide it, but still, if someone finds it, they know whos brain it it... kinda an odd system.
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Yeaaahh, I don't really consider chems that deal damage to be nonlethal
Gets the job done.
Neuro-Toxin ( drink form ) will also damage if left in the system long enough just takes quite a bit longer.
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Also... google cannot help me translate this... either way... Welcome? Whatever this Latin-ish gibberish is...