FlattestGuitar

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21 black non-squirrels squirreling.

15 more misunderstood people that just want to be loved like Flattest. ;-;

13 more NTSAMs metagrudging.

I didn't consider how powerful this weapons would be. The faster bullet speed makes it superior to the taser when chasing people down, plus the functionally unlimited ammo makes it even more savage. I guess implementing the gun without the rubber bullets wouldn't make much sense as it would just be a clone of the Saber, so I wouldn't bother. I like the idea of an airsoft gun, but I'm pretty sure there already was the idea of porting the foam force guns from /tg/, so I'd get that done first. If anyone has any ideas on how to implement the pistol without making it either overpowered or redundant I'd love to hear them.

11 more E-hugs I'll give to Dobbins after I'm done tilding him.

Okay, so I've been fiddling with the gun code and I came up with a pistol that can be made in a protolathe and could possibly be a fun addition. The pistol is cheaper than the SMG and of course smaller, but cannot have a supressor attached. You can load it with standard, rubber and AP bullets, 12 bullets per mag. The main point to using this baby is that you can use it as a self-defence weapon. It's still worse in almost every way when compared to pretty much anything else. The rubber bullets are much worse than the detective's, dealing just 10 stamina damage instead of 60 and having a knockdown 3 times shorter. The standard bullets are crappier than the stechkin's, dealing only 30 damage instead of 60. Would this be completely balance breaking to implement? Discuss. The Absolutely Amazing Falcon Pistol sprites to appeal to your emotions and stuff:

I like the idea, but the weapon is VERY powerful when compared to anything else in the sec armaments, so it really shouldn't be made available to normal security. As people put it before, this is at least ERT material.

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Hey there! Have fun being around here as your life turns into meaningless hours inbetween ss13 sessions.

Hoi.

Hey there, person! I'm the guy who always gets the timing right on those introduction threads.

#3664 *grabs popcorn*

The HTML code around here burns well, or so I heard. I hope you have fun while going out in a blaze of glory.

I'll go ahead and give a collective 10/10 to this thread, because counterfeit's stuff is amazing. I can only pay in tildes and crappy code, but it's better than nothing, right?

Welcome, person! This is the beginning of the end.

Eli is the best avatar material ever. I rate 10/10 I'll dispense tildes to compensate, as per server policy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wow, you people. I just wanted to experiment a bit with the code and have some fun. The amount of backlash this got is ridiculous. Just.... wow. Closed the PR. Your lives are now free of the terror that earscratching is.

No, it's normally possible. Unless you're operating on the skull you can use a screwdriver with a 75% chance of success. Same goes for a cable coil for clamping bleeders, a glass shard for a scalpel and a few more.

https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/3611 I'd like to remind you all this is Dreamy's fault.

This is actually something I was experimenting with a few days ago and I have a basic idea of how to implement that. I'll try to get it working for different races and report back. Also, stepping on a tajaran's tail.

Wait really? I was getting excited already... I'm pretty sure it's still easy to do if you just have two beakers though. It's not like it makes a lot of difference whether it's in your backpack or abdomen.

Someone already had the idea to make a new synthetic race that got power the way Bender did. Not drinking alcohol making him drunk and all... Also, dibs on coding this because I have a basic idea of how that would work and I don't want to be non-coder trash.

Actually have to agree. May be a bit hard to implement though...

Considering you can use a dropper to 'feed' an IPC a liquid I don't see why it's impossible to just pour something from a glass. All the reagents already have the proper flags for whether they can be metabolized by IPCs or not and at least pretending to get drunk as a qt robot would be fun. Also, we could totally have proper IPC alcohol if this was implemented. "you pour a bit of liquid from the *glass of whiskey* into your connection port"