FlattestGuitar

Flash, cuffs and pepperspray aren't needed. Just baton, baton, baton, baton, baton... Works every time.

Just caress his ego, that's enough. Also: Hey, persony person I don't know, but most people apparently do!

Wait, don't we already have AP ammo for the Saber that you can print in the protolathe?

Yeah, I dug through the code and it doesn't seem like anything like that is defined. I wasn't able to find any special properties of any alcohols though and I'm pretty sure things like rum make your screen shake a bit while whiskey doesn't do that, so I might have missed something.

Brig Phys is fun. Doctor, bargoer, validhunter. 10/10

Oh you haven't seen Jonah in action yet. He sure is into Zeke.

Yeah, I was experimenting a bit with the torso and lower body, I had no idea he called it the first one. Still, Becky was happy and I had fresh blood of innocents on my hands.

Moar drawings. pls

That would actually make a ton of sense. With all the species that shouldn't be able to fit anything onto themselves this would be a nice thing to see, I guess.

I was trying my best but the lings were rekking the whole time and HoS went to Cryo early. Was nice witnessing the carnage.

Wot. I was a poor officer that you handed a welded locker to shouting "there's a ling in there!". I thought Roman and I were enough to get it dead, so I dragged it to brig and then got intercepted by a ling with warden's ID. We got literally torn to shreds. Poor Eli. That was a long time ago though. I remember the deadchat going 'Luigi is da real MVP' when you lead a bunch of greytiders with the bright flash of 9mm revenge into the brig. At least that's how I remember it, feel free to tell me I messed up any name here or none of anyone was there and I was just high or something

>give me a shot of whiskey >*pours WHOLE GLASS* >welp This is my standard check for every new bartender I see. I accept 5 or 10 units only.

Vulpkanin don't need to snip, but they scratch. OP pls nerf. Also, I'm pretty sure claws don't deal more damage. They just cause bleeding that doesn't change a lot short-term.

Yo, what the fuck dude? How about we add tongue removal too so we can make people mute?

Dammit, I'm jelly of all the pics people get drawn Luigi is a pretty good Blue, but I always crack up when I see him with a secHUD and a Saber. Still, I remember a round where he obliterated three lings at brig pretty much by himself, avenging me and Roman, which was 8/8.

Yeah, I'd love the system too, but it seems it would be a bit more trouble than it's worth. I'd just add the thresholds for all races to make them different and make drinking games more interesting.

MINICHAT: THE THREAD

He uncovered the sicrit.

Does anyone know how much a single unit represents? That way we'd be able to adjust the amount of alcohol that gets you drunk. Probably a good idea to make it work much faster than IRL but the amount needed should be similar.

Considering 95% of all alcohols on Cyberiad are stuff you can find on Earth it is safe to assume humans have a bit more love for ethanol than other species. Making them able to chug more of the stuff before they get drunk would be a lore-friendly buff. Not sure how hard it would be to code, but skrell are already the opposite of that, so maybe just copy their code over and add a minus?

Did you bring garlic bread and spaghetti?

We had to blindfold Zeke because he was spamming glare. Not cool, Vampzeke, not cool.

Not sure it's the right name of the machine, but I think it should be possible to print holsters for shitcurity in the biogenerator. The tasers fit and would make an officer just a bit more dangerous if the botanists were willing to help. Yay or nay?

Heyo. It's too late to tell you to run, so at least I'll tell you to enjoy the last moments of your life.

As long as he's a qt robot I'm in. If you want some robot drugs just hit SPEZZ up, he'll help.