FlattestGuitar

I don't like megathreads because it's harder to find the character you're looking for. As for the race: save up for IPC and become one that doesn't call themselves a unit.

Hey, Eli was drunk and he's in a relationship anyway. Louie will have to find someone else. Sorry.

While you're at it, make it possible to label pill bottles with pens.

Got kek squared by NTSAM, there's no escape. Tsundere Louie is 10/10.

>So you're into guys? >AGH, GET AWAY! >You didn't say no. > SHUT UP! SHUT UP! >...He's into guys. >AAAGHHHH *runs out*

Forgot to mention he's into guys.

Easy, they [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED]. That's how we got Vulpkanin onto NT stations.

Bump, because it seems nothing is happening. I'm not the one to make the call, but maybe just go with my original idea of having something rather than nothing while we're waiting?

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I think we could replace the current 'face fixing' with the surgeon just typing the new name in. Bam, you can fix a disfigured face or make a traitor buddy change identity. Monkey(420) becomes a wolpin(69) and Dick Butte leaves medbay happy after a successful bone repair surgery (that is, until he sees a mirror).

I had this stuff written down for some time now, but since yesterday I actually used it two times in game I figured I might as well finally upload it. Also, Eli is short tempered towards heads that don't know their stuff and make crappy excuses.

Cztery międzywymiarowe istoty niszczące wszystkim zabawę.

Name: Eli Randolph Age: 24 Gender: Male Blood Type: A+ General Occupational Role(s): Security and Medical roles, sometimes more menial jobs Biography: Born on 21st March 2535 in Lowell City on Mars in a small emigrant family. His parents being the only Vulpkanin he knew, he quickly took on the human culture of Mars, leaving his roots behind. At the age of 14 during a magtrain accident both of his parents died, leaving him alone with what little money they had left. Struggling to make a living, he was able to work half hours and study up until he was 16, at which point he was accepted into the Lunar Academy of Medicine as a part of a cultural enrichment program. He finished his formal education at 22 and quickly joined the NT fleet hoping for a better life in space. During his first year of service he was proposed additional security training, which he passed and obtained basic qualifications, allowing him to serve security-related roles. Since December 2559 he’s been serving on NSS Cyberiad. Qualifications: - LAM Degree in Medicine - Basic Security Training - Ballistic Weapons Training - Bartending Course - Advanced Security Training - Space Forensics Course - Advanced Space Forensics Course - Reportedly read "TG4407 model maintenance for dummies" - Reportedly read "So, you want to be a Blueshield?" Employment Records: [spoiler2]Employed for two years, Nanotrasen was his first official employer.[/spoiler2] Security Records: [spoiler2]Multiple cult conversions and shadowling enthrallings, no other outstanding records. He's reluctant to getting implanted.[/spoiler2] Medical Records: [spoiler2]Appears to suffer from incredibly low self-esteem, no treatment has been deemed effective as patient refuses to take any form of psychoactive medicine. Patient has been the object of many botched cloning attempts, which seems to have resulted in severe mental trauma (he was once forced to drag his own corpse onto the escape shuttle), further examination needed.[/spoiler2] Personnel Photo: - He eats only steaks and jerky (sometimes eggs, but they're gooey) - He dislikes seeing the medbay fridge not stocked - He only drinks whiskey and hates most sugary things - He's been cloned so many times he's almost definitely lost count, but he still hates it - It turns out a weekly liter of mango shampoo isn't deductible, so he's poor - He is a terrible, terrible snowflake.

Make sure you shitpost from time to time.

I agree. Implants shouldn't show up if it's that easy to check. Still, it should be stated somwhere on the wiki that they don't.

A lot of times the scanner is just an 'AI Open!' away from access, so most likely nobody will ask a doctor for help. That said, if the implant is only contained in the torso then it's not that hard to check for it. I guess we'd have to have some wiki page for dealing with antags and include this one there.

Hoi~

Oh man, you just made us all jelly. Welcome to Paradise, where not dying is a luxury!

I have a feeling Garoon is going to like these. Nice job as always, Dreamy!

Change age to 28.

Not sure if I'm right, but as far as I've seen not a single type of a syndie implant shows up on the body scanner. Almost every single traitor round I see security rush someone to medbay, scan them and release them because nothing shows up. It's advanced 26th century tech, it should at least show it as 'sum weird stuff' rather than assure everyone that there's nothing there. Just make implants detectable. I don't want to have to cut everyone open just to check if there's anything there, especially that the implant could be in ELEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES. Even right now, in 21st century it's possible to spot a small chip in someone's brain using MRI or something. Pls.

That's the best reason right there.

Wait what. We have shit like this?

Yusss

The worst thing there is is letting Nat into the bar office. I want moar.