FlattestGuitar

I've been dabbling with 3D art for some time now, so I figured I might as well shitpost about it a bit. I don't think my sick 3d art skills can help ss13 in any way, so there's that, but I can still make lewd IPC pics if given enough time. I don't really have many completed projects and that's pretty much the only one I'm willing to share, but I'm trying to make some fun stuff happen and maybe I'll get some things done during Christmas if I don't get too demotivated. I use Blender for that stuff, it's on par with pretty much all paid alternatives and it's completely free. :3 EDIT: I also did this, it's pretty rough, but nice

Do we want to have something completely original and different from Bay? I think considering the talk about IPC fabrication during shifts we'd need to alter a few parts. I can try to write up a bunch of stuff if someone legit enough lays some basic outlines for what we need. EDIT: I'M LEGIT ENOUGH NOW Okay, I made a google doc with the basic outline, feel free to edit it however you see fit and let me know if I fucked something up. IPC Lore for Paradise Station EDIT 2: So a we've actually done some work on this, and it's going great! Feel free to edit all the stuff that's there (or even add new stuff, it's always good if there's more to read on the wiki), just don't griff it. <3

I take it as an insult but relish it every time. I guess I'm off to write my fanfic crew records for SPEZZ then.

I don't really get why a lot of people hate IPCs so much. We're not even that elitist about the whole synthetic thing. I get called a toaster a lot more than I use the words 'filthy organic' in trinary. Why the hate? D: Also, a better backstory for EVERYTHING would be a great idea, but I'm pretty sure it's incredibly hard to do without one specific person in charge of it...

Two disappointed IPCs who know that 2 in ternary is just 2.

Dont kil my qt NTSAM.

I think you're just jealous of being a cute robot.

Gr8 lore m8, I r8 8/8. I'd love to know what shit I can get away with in crew records so it makes some degree of sense.

50 people shitposting numbers for no apparent reason.

36 household appliance - related slurs cast at cute machine people.

1021 IPCs still using ternary because it's still as cool as it gets.

26 IPCs waiting for the admins to go to sleep so they can start shitposting.

There's only one way to play nuke ops correctly and it involves shouting 'Spess Jam' over the comms and then dunking your way to nuclear annihilation.

I'm terribly sorry, I absolutely misjudged that post's intentions and spontaneously mislabelled it as necroposting. I am genuinely sorry for my behaviour and promise I will think twice in the future. I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me. /s ayy

I'm cringing so hard right now, please stop posting here!!! AGH! The necroposters' guild

202 IPCs using ternary because it's just better.

Bones, since we've already touched up on synthetic drugs I consider this conversation perfect. AND WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD ULTRA LUBE ON THE FLOOR INSTEAD OF SMOKING IT OR GIVING IT TO YOUR FRIENDLY CAPTAIN IPC WHEN YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE JOB IS TAXING ON HIS MENTAL HEALTH.

Ten bewildered looks of a person who still doesn't get the meme but wants to fit in.

I'll save an introduction thread and arrive a year later, thanks for the idea.

It's pretty much the same thing. The recipe is just a small bit more complicated. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT This is why I do drugs...

And gets IPCs high! IT'S SO EVIL! I wouldn't mind any, if you have some though...

I tried every single time, but it took me being the commander to make a difference. Worth it.

A beaker of lube is blueish, so I think that would be a better color.

Well, that mashing was caused by blind rage, so I suppose that could have been the case... Back to the subject though, why can't we make all spilled chemicals visible? They already have an assigned color, so I think it would be possible to just use the blood textures, right? Most stuff should be easy to spot IRL...

I got my first bwoink for mashing a Vox into the floor tiles with a toolbox and it seemed pretty blue.