KingPhilipIII

Three admins in particular like to ruin our fun.

Six dorks.

Jay finally made Rear Admiral Mosser canon, and I got to watch you overwhelm the crew from the comfort of Centcomm. To those of you who don't know who that is, a few days ago as an ERT captain I managed to yoink a disk that was next to the blob core by knifing my way towards it with a combat knife. Of a blob that was winning definitively. Ran back to arrivals and we armed the nuke and the station went bye bye. Tactical Adviser Young said Captain Mosser would be getting promoted for his performance.

Three. Bite me I'm tired.

Spark I hope you are lonely for ruining our fun. One. Who wants to hear a hippo haiku?

I'd pay money for that donut.

One.

Halp badmin ban 4 no raisen.

If I had a nickel for every apiary crate I ordered that didn't include the Queen, I could probably buy a candy bar.

Ew it's Spark. My one true enemy.

10 cultists drawing pretty pictures in ketchup.

Seven changelings are plotting in the toilets.

Screeching Go away Light. 1.

I thought Light retired or something. 13

Love the pixel art style. Feels retro. I love it.

Ten. Fuck you I'm tired.

I could take on atleast six people no problem. Try harder.

Mortality rate references would be skewed by virtue of the overwhelming majority of crew are usually human.

Go away Dreamy no1 wants you here.

@gangelwaefre For future reference, you can get rid of the cobweb in the corner with soap. Scrub it directly.

Taj definitely need their flags on their claws changed. I have no issue with the sharp flags making me bleed but if I had a nickle for every time I've had one decapitate me I could probably buy a candy bar.

He might have finagled the HoS into giving him a new implant too.

Maybe detective was a changeling that eaten the det?

I once assisted the Chaplain in summoning Harambe a while ago. After we had like ten cultists chanting as the chaplain did a human sacrifice(Voluntary) the admins spawned in a monkey named Harambe and I can't remember what powers he had but he promptly butchered all his cultists because we forgot his bananas before sparking a stationwide manhunt through the tunnels.

I only ever tape my boots if the noise starts to get on my nerves. And I try to avoid a lot of these tips because smashing an opponent into the ground might supply a brief high before it occurs to you that now you have nothing to do because you just slammed the opposition.