KingPhilipIII

Believe me my drawing ability should be classified as a crime against humanity. Just about the only thing I can draw well is a really detailed human face, and that's mostly through muscle memory. Don't even remember where I learned to do it but I can. In any case if I save up some extra money down the line I'll come knocking.

You're so good at drawing Dreamy and your pictures never fail to make me feel bad about my own inability to create artistic things. If I weren't so cheap and operating on a college budget I'd be commisioning ALL the art.

Spark is a huge nerd. 2. Sue me I can't be clever all the time.

Welcome to the short bus that we call the forums.

Damnit Light. Go figure you'd be the one to ruin it.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. And some blood but who needs that.

Bork

Five harmbatons to the head.

Three shadowlings lurking in the old bar.

You stopped being welcome six chains ago Dumbdumn. I know no repeats, I just wanted to say that.

Bwoinked four rounds in a row.

I can't think of a pun about sixes so six. Sue me. Edit: WAIT HOLD UP MARCELLUS WENT TWICE IN A SINGLE RUN UNACCEPTABLE!

This stopped being funny three months ago.

Truly there is no hell like trying to herd a bunch of autistic operatives to put their uplinks in, then have to redistribute when one person fucks up, repeat until someone gets annoyed and spends their unfair share and then you're all cheated out of crystals except for that asshole. Or someone spends it all before distribution even has a chance to occur and it's just a goddamn fucking headache.

I remember a round months ago as the blueshield when the whole station exploded. Someone had planted a ton of toxin bombs all around the station in smugglers satchels and I was cloning the CMO in medbay when suddenly everyone outside the cloning room got vaporized. I finished cloning him, stole a hardsuit off a dead engineer and stuffed him into the medical hardsuit before making my way to escape, which was on fire. Traitor emagged the shuttle and left while I was left with a mentally retarded clone and a lot of salt.

When I first saw this thread, I was originally on board for the loyalty implant, but after reading through, my opinion switched. It's true that it isn't the RD in itself, but the lack of restrictions on what Science can do so easily. A traitor scientist basically has all the same abilities as a traitor RD except they may need to emag their way around, or they may get questioned when wandering around. -1

I love this. Very much so.

I've had someone 'Apply some screwdriver' during ghetto surgery because we were lacking bone gel. Still trying to figure out how that works. It was an admin though so unless that is legitimately possible, might have had something to do with it.

Is it really? I need to pick a fight with that magistrate then. (Names will not be named.) But my point being, there are instances where people do this ridiculous stuff and nothing happens to them aside from a baton to the gut and five minutes in a cell tops.

I personally support a lot of the laws that have been suggested in here. I've had so many instances where I was the HoS and I get officers complaining about the crew harrassing them and there is nothing they can do. Or trouble makers who go around being assholes for the whole round but still don't fall into a crime, so we can't punish them. I had a round where someone ran around slipping security officers in the brig and nobody could remove him. Aside from entering without permission we couldn't charge him for more than a minor crime (Because slipping people with bananas and soap is !FUN!) despite holding up three officers for five minutes before someone finally managed to tase his ass and cuff him. More recently I've had instances as the CMO where my doctors outright refused to leave rooms they weren't allowed in or were harrassing the geneticist or some such.

I don't think handing out a medal in game is necessarily the same thing, but what do I know. I've seen you a few times Jack, really enjoy rounds with you in charge. I've only been playing for a few months as well, but you're one of the least terrible heads I've seen. Don't see too much power tripping or hiding in your office while nuke ops bang on the door. (To clarify, that is an example to prove a point. I have not been a part of a nuke ops round with you as captain.)

Totally going to try and convince my next Nuke Ops team to give it a try.

I appreciate this list greatly. It gave me a few good laughs.

I don't know if you're at a disadvantage. Make golems, order them to kill your target, blame your partner. It's a process, but if it's late game with changlings or vampires with a lot of deaths, there are a lot of ghosts for minions.

I only recently made an account on here. But I'll look into it.