Bill Chompski

They do, it's called Ayylmaoinese.

During that round where the Research Director made a good 8 fucking AIs, me (Way too professional Captain Jean-Pierre Rousseau of the NSS Cyberiad) was genuinely fearful for the pior RD's life when Blueshield Bright started to get really pissy. Captain Rousseau fired the man in fear for his safety. From Blueshield Bright. You made a Captain worry about the well being of a Head to the point where he had to fire aforementioned Head to presumably keep the Head and himself safe. Bright, unwillingly or not, intimidated an overly professional Mercenary Captain. As a Blueshield. Wat

"MARIO! The Syndicate kidnapped the Captain, MARIO! MARIO, YOU GOTTA SAVE THE CAPTAIN MARIO!" But really, fuck Toads voice. If these shrooms are anything like him, I'm going to robust them all.

I know this is like how IPC's die already, so I'm not putting anything on the table, but I've always imagined their screen shutdown to be like the death/shutdown screen in Terminator 2.

Pics or it didnt happen

But we are security, not murderers. We brutally beat and injure, but no killing!

Use it all the time, everytime. Flash, baton, cuff, pepper spray. Works every time.

Police brutality is great. Someone even trying to remove their cuffs? Give their nuts a lesson in applied kinetics. Someone screaming out, even though they were doing illlegial shit? Stun batons shut mouths quick. And no one will care, because greytiders deserve it.

No No no no I saw a brig doc get choke-slammed by the prisoner he was helping. I don't want to end up like him

Name: Jean-Pierre Rousseau Age: 55 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: B- General Occupational Role(s): Captain, HoS, Battlesuit Operator ((cause Mech Pilot isn't cool enough)), Warden Biography: Born on Earth, not much else known. Became Hesphaistos Industries employee at age 25. Served Hesphaistos Industries for all his life after. Not much else known. Qualifications: Command, Security, Intensive use of Firearms (Ballistic and Energy), Expert Mechatronic Unit Pilot, First Aid, Knowledge of Uses for Chemicals Employment Records: -Grew up on Earth, Sol for 21 years, unemployed until 20. Became bartender at various bars. -Joined Hesphaistos Industries as weapons tester. Where accuracy in using firearms was learned, is unknown. Suspected gang activity. Was offered job as a soldier in Hesphaistos Industries Personal Security Army (states he is not allowed to say much, but that he did always pilot a battlesuit.) -Recieved multiple promotions, and served in many operations. Excact amount is kept confidential by Hesphaistos Industries. Rank is Commander. -Enlisted into Hesphaistos Industries controversial Mercenary Program, in which they sold not only their trademark firearms, but also Mercenaries to use them. NanoTrasen purchased extended use of Commander Rosseau's services. Security Records: -Connected to illegal Black-Ops operations by the Sol Central, but not enough evidence was found to convict him. -Assigned to a Hesphaistos Industries mining facility at age 39, a would be assassin made attempt on his life with a broken bottle at bar. The assassin made a single solid hit on the cheek of Commander Rousseau before Rosseau pulled a hidden blade from his boot, and sliced the jugular of the attacker. Rosseau was not charged with anything, as it was self-defense. The reasons for the assassination attempt are unknown. Medical Records: -Started smoking at age 24, no adverse side-affects as of yet. At age 55, he mostly quit, keeping himself to an occasional cigar. -Known to have taken many bullets and energy blasts to central body. All have healed. -At age 33, lost left leg to a Vox Raider's IED while defending Hesphaistos Industries factory #34. Was replaced cost-free by Hesphaistos Industries because of his service. -Assigned to a mining facility at age 39, a would be assassin made attempt on his life with a broken bottle at bar. The glass ripped his cheek open, leaving a permanent scar. -At age 55 on the NSS Cyberiad, where he is still stationed, a Syndicate assault was held, but ultimately failed. Officer Rousseau was seeking out surviving agents when one had approached from a nearby corridor, wielding a RPG. Rousseau reports the agent panicked, shot, and fled at the sight of him. The fired projectile hit in front of Rousseau, sending him down the hall, where he fell into unconsciousness. He was revived by a nearby human surgeon who proceeded to operate, fixing the various fractures and other wounds. However, the blast had removed both of Rousseau's legs. After the threat had passed, and the crew was sent back to Central for interviews and advanced treatment, Rousseau was informed that neither NanoTreasen or Hephastios would be providing another pair of replacements, and company policy prohibits employees outsourced from another corporation are not permitting to bring Nanotreasan property off of Nanotrasen owned areas. This includes limbs grown and built in the labs. And legs gained via cloning. This results in Central removing gained legs when returned. It should also be noted that Rousseau has taken a much more lighthearted atmosphere and mood after the incident. He says that while he was on the operating table, he saw his life as he had been living it, and decided he wasn't living how he should be, and was quoted with this, "If you spend all your life being serious, never enjoying yourself, then what are you living for? The next paycheck? Duty, honor maybe? I lived for that, a combination of all three. But I regret always being to serious about it all. I'm 55, and can't remember a time in all those years I was truly happy, and that was probably because I never made an effort too. I've probably got about 25, maybe 35 years left, perhaps more if I get healthy. So, I'm kicking smoking for one, just a cigar every now and then. And what else? I'm also gonna stop being so uptight, and try to be happy. Now, I'm tired, so can you go away?" Rousseau was promptly left alone by the two interviewers. [uPDATE] Recently, Commander Rousseau has used a latge portion of his paid vacation days (he has never taken a single vacation until now) to take a 3 month vacation to various alien locales, on a very pricey series of high class trips. On top of this, he has used personal funds to purchase a new pair of high end synthetics legs, one of the best on the market. -Is taking medicine to control his anger, and outbursts are much less common. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): The picture shows an older man, happily smiling at the camera, his face is showing some wrinkles. His left cheek has a large scar going down it from the corner of his lip, to the bottom of the cheek, putting that side of his mouth in a small frown. His hair is definitely graying, with no color from what his hair was once pigmented left. He's wearing a deep green Hawaiian shirt, and combat khakis, with a pair of sunglasses pushed up on his forehead. Looks like this was taken right after his vacation. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: nah.

You made that rhyme. Sweet Space Jesus you are the main man of this forum.

Perfect, there needs to be more of Dr. Von's creations. He should try slicing off a changlings blade arm and attach it to someone else. A molding of hunter and hunted.

And that horrifying new bod earned Louie 3500 credits nearly right off the bat. The stupid things he does for cash.

It's not an abomination, it's art! Von's living canvas. Von is a true artist.

On the subject of Von, he recently made a new abomination/piece of art. Here are the links, curious what good ol' Zeke would think about a bastardization of his race in one body. viewtopic.php?f=32&t=6990 And I even took a screenshot of this 4 species monstrosity in the showers. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=89&start=1140 Head of an Unathi, leg and arm of a Human and Skrell, and the body of a Vulpakin. Jesus.

Welp, imma gonna have to change that then.

Alrighty, updated this since good ol' Louies gettin retired for awhile, and you may want to read his profile again to see why. That was such a noice round, I just had to make it canon with his lore.

Ok, I'll stop. RiP Minichat Thread

i am smurt i uncovur sicrit

I'm going to assume that I am right when I say that it means 'cutie'.

You would like that, wouldn't you, NT? I dunno, we'll just have to see how to two get along. Also, I know I'm going to probably sound like such a noob (I swear I'm not), but qt?

Trying to convert another one to main as a synthetic, eh? WELL LET ME TELL YOU yeah sure IPC's are pretty rad. Just going to have to substitute some robo drugs for booze. Well, 5 more karma points, and *AEU Ike (good name? Or should I follow I do the whole letters that are short for something, aka, AEURIS ) will appear! *Atmospheric & Engineering Unit

And because I'm lazy and need advice, I'm going to be making a fourth character (Station Engineer or Atmospheric Tech, I'm still deciding, you got any advice for which to choose), which I will likely main in order to actually interact with y'all, as Louie is a pissy substance abusing tsundere, Pale-Light is a clueless Diona who thinks other species jumpsuits are skin, and Mur Chant who's only gonna hang about in his shady shop if shadiness. So yeah, I'm gonna need someone new to RP. Which raises ANOTHER question, which race? I already got 2 humans, so I wanna try something new. Sorry for all the rambling questions.

Well ok then. Off topic, but I'm going to post my other 2 characters today, Pale-Light of Morning (naive and young Diona highly skilled in chemistry, but unexposed to most customs and races outside of human and IPC) and Mur Chant (The Merchant from Resident Evil 4, but in space). Should it be all separate threads, or make this one hold all my characters?