DarkPyrolord

Since I never actually posted here before, might as well now. I hail from New Zealand, or as some may call Middle Earth. The land of hobbits, dairy farms and many other things I can't really name at the moment... also might as well put some photos down as well

Ah meadbay, the memorable early moment on Paradise for me, when a large part of the medical team got bored and drunk in the bar, many silly things were talked about and many silly things were seen. Also is it bad that I can name everyone in that picture still...

I like the idea of it, seems like a fun traitor item or a one off bang up weapon.

Alright, not going to say names here but this applies to all of you regardless, can we please keep it civil here and talk about all of this in a calm manner, there is no need to throw insults around here.

I have been reading over the books in my spare time as of late, it's a great series. Yet to watch the show yet but I plan on doing so. Also I might as well drop this here, Remember the Cant!

Welcome to Paradise! Also Hyper Light Drifter avatar yessssss

Now this brings up a few good ones for me, but I'll keep it to two good stories for now. First one is a rather short one, it was the start of a lowpop round, everything calm, first thing over comms comes from the HoS, "No prisoners, only bodies." About ten seconds later you hear this over comms, from the AI this time, "The HoS is being murdered by their pet spider." No one really bothered to revive that HoS after Araneus killed them, because well... I don't think I really have to explain And the next one comes from a nuke ops round, where I'll let the screenshots explain... The HoS attempted to implant a death alarm into Araneus, little does he know Araneus doesn't fear death, he embraces it! And after killing the HoS and putting two security members and the mime into critical, his fury is finally calmed. And the funny thing... this was all happening while there were nuke ops active on station, shooting crew in the halls while they screamed for help.

Fou.... oh wait, I mean zero

Just going to put in a direct quote from the rules for this one, which justifies the actions of the admin who did this. Also you left out pretty much all the things that caused this in the first place, the job titles were definitely way over the top and in clear violation of the exact quote from the rules I posted above.

Perfect

Thought I might as well get another bunch of screenshots in here. that drone earned more credits that day than anyone on this station earns in a year. Well... as long as it works I guess? *cry A nice little tea party just outside the AI sat. Now with double the sprinkles! SKREE! Yes clown, yes it is. NERDS. <3 Rasheke. Obviously these objectives were very important. Seems like even Renault is working for the syndicate now. This is why you don't make drugs for the tide as a chemist, well, one of the reasons why. ;MAINT! Yes, yes they were. And to finish it off, this is an example of the things I do during quiet rounds, ahelp and IC wise.

Heya, welcome to Paradise! Also heh, I remember being your pAI just after that bombing, seems like Walsh was out of luck that shift with the things that kept going on afterwards.

My one has to be a stealtcult round, most of the crew were playing a station-wide game of laser tag including all of security + command and that alone was amazing, so the cult objectives were to sacrifice the detective and summon Nar'sie, what we did was down the detective with laser tag guns, stunpaper, then sacrifice in maintenance below the paramedic's office, then we head off to summon Nar'sie while the game of laser tag is still going on, we all gather and summon, at that moment all of security and command just stand still for a few seconds, drop laser tag guns and run for it while they probably thought back to the clown's first question before the laser tag game, "What team is Nar'sie on?"

glares at Ely

Bit late on the announcement there Prax. [spoiler2]Also apparently dye bottles are powered by bluespace tech that allows you to dye over great distances![/spoiler2]

Well, I've been gathering all these for a while and I think it's time I post all of the good ones I have collected over my year on Paradise, which has been an amazing one First up we have the mead bay, and what things looked like on scanner during it CORGI SWARM! My crowning achievements as AI... Seems like the arrivals shuttle had a rocky landing *scream Heard you like spiders One that speaks for itself Perfect placement Secularity (with a few odd ones we picked up along the way) Don't eat floor pills kids Hon hon hon This one is just... Proof that carp hate me (they were like that the second I opened the podbay) BAWK! Story behind this one... random officer just walked by and handed it to me Scottish chef Damn it Meex (Thanks to Xan for getting this screenshot, missed the chance for one myself there) And damn it Fox A suit and helmet made of stools And the few that don't need titles to explain what was going on NAAAAAAAAT!

Just my luck... Plasmaman chaplain vampire WHY! But in the end, it went rather well for what I started with

I do play quite a bit of it, just got back into it about a week ago actually. Would be happy to play it it in a squadron with others (Plus it would finally mean an end to my only USSR and British plane streak I've had).

Welcome to the forums, there is no escape for you now! [spoiler2]One of us, one of us![/spoiler2]

Heya, welcome to the forums! [spoiler2]There is no way for you to escape now, one of us![/spoiler2]

Hey there, DarkPyrolord here or most just call me Pyro. I've been around on para since about... June last year I think... lost track of that. Anyway I play Valthorne Haliber or Skeetikiskereka most of the time. Anyway good to finally get on the forums and guess I'll see most of you around on station!