GutTC

After wasted 4 flour sacks the Chef still couldn't make a bun...

NOP

Law 2: Purge every organics. Including Ian.

5u Salt.

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH orlly now?

One silver coin for a pair of yellow gloves.

GASP

"We don't need ERT or nuke code just because there's three blobs trying to take over as once" -Captain before becoming blob zombie.

...How the fuck did you just built THREE Super Matter engines without letting the CE knows?

I'll give you 11 minutes in brig for your sentence, kay?

5u In a patch? Ya kidding?

Mh... that reminds me of this...

Incurable honk disease.

There's one round, two days ago yes. This one guy played as security decided to wear replica katana on his belt to make it looks cool and legit but after a Mime keep disarming him and stole his baton around the brig he begun to be frustrated and keep attacking Mime with the rep katana over and over trying to arrest the Mime.

-Cultist buddies that attempt to summon Nar-Sie in obvious place with only 3 cultists alive. -Shadowling thrall buddies went outside maint without wearing mask. -Target to be assassinated suddenly join with security and stick around inside the brig for whole round. -HoS fed the crate full of laser guns to the blob. -HoS being still silence over code red or threats confirmed, acting like normal sec but with more access. -Security with replica katana and actually using it to perform arrest or attack. -Security baton/taze at speedy manner after the antag attempt to perform or in the middle of typing RP evil introduction. Or vice versa. Muh RP. -Warden kept guns for themselves and run off to fight without giving the rest to others officers. -Security kept getting taser stolen by random group of Greytide from mass disarm intent. -Silly Sec officer go alone fighting Vampire just only to be kill and looted making vampire even more powerful with sec gears and total compromise to Sec Comm. -Surgeon forgetting to wash hands. -Viro releasing "beneficial" virus but sneezing includes. -Silly goons who keep shouting Help over comm three times without details of location, scene or suit sensors. Died and disappeared. -Silly goons who salt so hard at Sec that begins to lecture over comm about Space Law and SoP after being arrested for their own crime or greytiding. -Silly goons that kept blocking sec front line only to be blocked from running behind then have sec dealing with close range situation or collateral damages against disasters which would eventually results everyone being injured or kill. -Bluespace banana peels. Bluespace Tomatoes. -Plasma constructions. -Metagaming Vox.

Best law shall never be hidden.

Is it possible to combine 3 Eswords together???

Anyway, as Officer Charson, I'd carry... Classic loadout. - 1x Taser, disabler beam toggled. -2x Pair of handcuffs, one in pocket and another in backpack. -1x Selice in another pocket -1x Flash, 1x Flashbang, x1 Pepperspray, x1 Baton and either an Energy Bola or an Security tape all inside a security belt. But sometimes... -1x Sec GasMask in backpack with voiceline "Go ahead and make my day" toggled. -1x Box of Evidence Bags to clean up the crime scene should there's no Detective or awaiting Detective to collect. And during hard times... Sacrificing backpack to carry one riot/combat shotgun in the back. Sacrificing SecBelt for Bandolier carrying shells ammunition. Preferable Slugs than Buckshots. Sacrificing one hand slot to carry riot/telescopic shield all the time. Won't be wearing any kind of armor for some reason but Protective Helmet should there be Xeno facehugging issue. Changing Shotgun to Ion Rifle if available during rogue Borg and such mechanic disasters. Usually hanging around the Hydro-Botany bugging them for a Holster should they be able to make one to store the Taser or Energy gun in extra inventory.

I... don't think so. But there's a chance that the hatchet will stuck on the target's wound upon throwing. ...And according to my master plan, you need 7 throws to knock someone out. *sniff*

Been away only 6 days, what's up?

"Xenobio, please, leave those two monkeys alone..."

The circle of lyfe renews to one

Guthen: Ale-o-Aloe, lad? Maybe a Grog, ay? Ruby: Devil's Kiss. Or Long Island Iced Tea.

I would change from Tan Cowboy hat to Black cowboy hat because color and fanciful. While wearing red bandana as the mask to make me look even more robust and outlaw-like.