Hylocereus

One day I will gain as much renown as you for virology!

Nice to see my fellow vampire main here How do Sam and Mike always end up vamps on the same rounds?

Ares is p cool and also p terrifying because he's always antag and robust

Security's finest No comment This right here is some famous last words.... I accidentally gibsmoked scichem and killed all three scientists in the room. I got perma'd as a vampire and was generally being an asshole, but voxxy is knows what will soothe the savage beast

Jokes aside these are actually good suggestions. I would really like to see more racial diversity so that races feel more like actual aliens rather than, y'know, humans with fur/tentacles. Much like Skrell being unable to eat meat, I think it'd be cool if Tajaran had something similar with vegetables providing no nutrition. Cats are obligate carnivores, after all!

Losing your memory is generally pretty shitty. For Sam, though... (Because I was falling seriously behind on my dark quota and I wanted to see if I'd improved any at drawing people)

IT'd be pretty cool I think, though some languages (IE - Vox) are explicitly almost impossible for other species to speak. I'd quite like being able to set even normal secondary languages as butcherable actually. Maybe a third language slot that was only useable as a "toddler level" language.

Hi! I'm Hylocereus, also known as Hylo on discord. I have a tendancy to do dumb shit while playing on 2 hours of sleep and consistently dissapointing everyone who relies on me. I roll antag a lot and usually make a nuisance of myself rather than greentext. Despite being pretty average in the robustness department I tend to get insanely lucky or unlucky in the oddest situations. I've actually been on para for over a year now, but I've always sort of lurked oocly and never bothered to get involved with the community much. ICly it's a bit different as I play that irritating bucket of issues known as Sam Aria, who you'll probably have run into at least once gettin' muh snewflek on, being the world's wimpiest antag, complaining about incompetent chemists and getting into hilariously bad situations due to a desire to be reasonable overwhelming any kind of robustness. I also play a vox with a ridiculous name, a catbeast and a few less edgy characters, but only sparsely when I feel like being anonymous. Engineering is witchcraft to me so you'll see me in any department except for that one on my various characters, though I usually play medical or security on my main.

Oh hey, that was me. Yeah, it's random I'm sure, but I do just seem to have an abnormal tendancy to get vamp. I actually had it turned off for a while because it happened almost every other round - my longest vampire streak was four(!) games in a row. I heard somewhere that the system was weighted a little bit to make people who hadn't been antags in a while more likely to get it, but I don't know how true that was, and it doesn't seem to hold water since it really does tend to be the same bunch of people antagging every other round. The fact these people do play a lot though probably adds to it - 'course someone who plays like 5 rounds a day is going to get antag more than someone who plays once. It's just more chances for it to happen.

Glare > Duct Tape > Stunprod > Cuff. The chances of someone getting out a shout in that time frame is pretty low. You just need to be quick with the items and of course have them on hand. But that's not too difficult. The only annoying part is getting someone down without someone else walking in on you. I personally think vampires could do with some tweaking - because yeah, fuck monkeys, but I feel they're one of the more balanced antagonists. They don't have immense killing power, especially early on, but they don't need to. I feel like an auto-successful-abduction ability would be too much, personally. They should play like clever ambush predators pouncing at opportune moments, not charging in and dragging people off into the depths of maint with zero counterplay. Edit: Actually, Rapidvalj's idea looks AMAZING. Scratch what I said about tweaking I am fully onboard with a complete rework.

Nah, that's true, she doesn't believe so though. Chick's got more issues than the Beano. I also have a catbeast.

Some people aren't cut out for going it alone. [spoilertext]I'm going to hell for that one[/spoilertext] Edit: Updated with spoopier Ghost!Rynnt and better shadows

Engineering did a Cool that didn't kill everyone! THIS IS WHY YOU LET THE FUCKING DOCTORS HEAL YOU AFTER YOU SPACEWALK FBSDGH NOT PICTURED - OPEN UPLINK, full toolbelt inside bag....

A fate worse than death for all involved

Fuck me in particular I guess? Tfw you reform your klepto ways to fight aliens but you're wanted anyway That's... That's not how it works Oh really? Well that didn't last long

I really shouldn't play security at 7am. Or at all, really. I'm a terrible judge of situation.

Name: Makosa Age: 2 (suspected) Gender: Female Race: IPC Blood Type: Oil General Occupational Role(s): Makosa is not really supposed to be trusted in any roles other than the most basic, and yet it would appear someone keeps messing with our paperwork because she has been spotted in literally every field. Biography: Makosa appears to suffer from some faulty drivers that mean her memory is astonishingly bad. She has no concept of danger and maintains a cheery, optimistic outlook that is endearing at times and horrific at others. Everything she does, she does with a happy beep and a spring to her step. She is very easily manipulated due to her childlike nature, and has been subverted on numerous occasions because of this. We believe she was built by an enthusiast who wasn't entirely sure how to create a fully functioning IPC. We really can't tell - she bears no manufacturer's marks, and has no memory spanning past a few months. Qualifications: Absolutely none. Do not under any circumstances expect brilliance from this machine. Employment Records: Makosa wandered aboard the NSS Cyberiad as a civilian, apparently looking for someone. She insists on returning, so we suppose we can use her for basic manual labor. She has, by pure fluke, occasionally ended up with actual jobs. These include Blueshield, Mechanic and Quartermaster. Security Records: Makosa is something of a headache - while she is largely benign in nature, she doesn't seem to understand the importance of following the law and views being hunted as a game. She is known to playfully antagonize officers just so they will tase her. Medical Records: Makosa is an IPC, so damage done to her is generally easily repaired. We suspect she has some faulty wiring and processes going on, but she dislikes being inspected by our roboticicsts and have never been able to confirm this. Personnel Photo: "Makosa" is etched onto the side of one of her antenna. She's of fairly average height for a young human female, standing at 5'7". While most of her body is plainly mechanical and unadorned, there is a soft latex exterior like flesh and skin covering her face to her upper torso, giving her a humanlike appearance... Well, if a human was various shades of green and blue. She seems to look perpetually confused, or at least as much as a machine with not much control over facial expressions can. Medals Awarded: Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

"Not guilty" mhm yep sure Another incident of "Not Guilty" of dumb shit Sam doesn't believe in dress code Edit: A wild Rynnt appears! Edit AGAIN: An edit of Rynnt, now in a more neutral Vanilla flavoring!

Ended up waiting over an hour and a half to be executed as a tator that went ham sandwich, but I got to hang out with and discuss weapons with the blueshield and a syndiborg for like an hour of it at least. There ended up being a queue for a chair. I STILL didn't get executed, but the other tator that got caught opted to die of his own sauce... While we watched.

I miiiight have completely forgotten about this thread. Time to organize stuff and post it oops! Finished some-actual-effort-involved pics; I've been doing text RP with one of my characters and she has a worrying tendency to murderbone when backed into a corner. Also, I seem to just roll REALLY high whenever I have a knife on her. Alex headshot! I don't play her on this server anymore, but I felt like doing headshots a while back. Sam's mute, stoic big sister. A mysterious traveller. This is actually quite old, but I don't think I ever showed it off before and I'm proud of the colors. Tryin' to practice drawing people, so sketch spam next!

I REGRET EVERYHING ;-;

Eeee! Thanks guys. I just noticed I forgot to give Sam her freckles. FUCK. Lemme just, uh, fix that.

So changing my character's refrence pictures every few hours wasn't enough for me, and honestly so much shit happens in this game that I can't NOT want to draw it. First up though have a sparkly birb! And part 35432 of Sam has a Bad Day; Shadowling Edition! Stay out of maintenance, kids. I really wanted to draw a creepy looking shadowling, and of course I needed a handy victim. Not pictured - hapless bystanders coughRynnt that try to help and get rekt. Can you tell I suck at drawing hands? Working on Best Surgery Ever

Your art is STUNNING. Zeke is rockin' those robes!