[Stories that hurt]

Uh, that one time that a nuke ops was shot by an ion rifle, and his implant triggered so he exploded taking his entire squad with him in a glorious death

[[Job Idea] Ghostbuster/ Paranormal Investigator]

 

When the ghost haunts a zone it will be able to pull objects, flip tables, and throw objects similar to telekinesis.

 

no

I can already see how messy this will be.

 

If the game was centered around this thing alone then sure. But it is not, so ghosts being able to interact with other alive people other than "boo!" is gamebreaking, metagaming inducing and will just be a pain for players and admins

 

[Nerf Diona into the ground]

 

50 toxin damage from one spray of plant-b-gone

thats two sprays away from crit, and I dont think they regenerate that, I might be wrong.

Anyways they should first off only regenerate brute, and perhaps easier get lit up in flames

 

[[Job Idea] Chinese/Pizza Delivery Boy]

you mean the cargo technician?

[Blob rounds]

It is still in development process, so if you find it so pure and utter boring then instead of scrapping it you could help us in ways of making it better

[Admin/Random Event: Vigilante (or Superhero)]

 

HoS - So you are this vigilante of the station, huh?

whatever - YES SIR!

HoS - With a flick of a wrist they extend their telescopic baton

 

ahelp "HELP HOS IS GRIEFING ME CALL SHUTTLE"

 

[Blob rounds]

that one person voting no would be the blob whom the round would be ruined for doe

[L2 Spell NOOB]

 

shut up ;w;

 

I would fix it if I had the power

 

[Bans/Ban Appeals, a humble consideration.]

 

Already briefly talked to some of the staff about it, I was worried as well so I guess this was just a well written trigger, and I will push to make changes to our current appeal system, but as it stands now it would be the higher authority that decides a final verdict if there would be a conflict.

I still want to add some basic rules to how to correctly fall a verdict on any appeal, for an example that you need at least two of staff to review it and that you need someone else's opinion before denying / accepting, because yes we are all biased to some extent.

However this is not my decision, I am just brainstorming, but I note fox and ponies about this thread, and hopefully get a change and opinion about this

 

[Can we actually follow this?:]

 

I'd love to enforce it, go ahed and admin help those security people who just see someone "suspected" or "confirmed" a syndicate, but not lethally armed and open fire with lethals.

I hate it when that happens, only reason it should be acceptable to do that is if they have been known for opening fire on officers trying to apprehend them before, or have something that is directly lethal to the officer, like an energy crossbow, energy sword, ranged weapons etc.

 

[New Magical Items/Spells]

 

Exploding Butts - Causes brute damage to the groin of all non-casters in range. 50/50 chance for the butt of an affected entity to be removed. 50/50 chance of a removed butt exploding into gibs. Robeless spell.

 

Summon Meat - As Fireball, creates a projectile and sends it in the direction the caster is facing. Instead of exploding, the projectile deals brute damage to the first thing it hits, then explodes into blood, gibs, meat, and bones with a wet, squelching sound. If it hits a person, everything that person is wearing is now covered in the maximum amount of blood and cannot be cleaned. Robeless spell.

Your goon is showing

 

[Can't connect to the server?]

Update your byond?

[A Question about Space Law]

What Roland said, if it is in green then you can't do anything based on suspicious activity other than reporting it to the HoS and others.

[[GAME TYPE] The Great Game]

 

Easy fix

 

"minimize casualties"

"Do not get caught"

"Only kill your target"

 

[Has the death squad ever failed?]

 

Not even the legendary DeathSquad can survive in Spider Station 13. A marauder can't do a shit against a swarm of 100 giant spiders.

Tactical BSA surgical strikes from Centcom while the only DS member left is Heather, her hair colored green from all the spiders she has robusted as she caves way through endless hordes of the clown who keeps pressing "respawn as NPC"

 

[Has the death squad ever failed?]

 

Remember Franckf? He robusted the DS as a janitor.

He died though, my policy is that DS may "fail" but the nuke will still "mysteriously" go off.

I will also not consider those who fucked up as DS for DS again

 

[Nations Mode]

 

I did this once, but I had different rules n stuff.

I might do it again, but I will have to make a template to follow.

 

[Pets for Other Heads]

Heather should get a catgirl pet

[Hello people :)]

Hai

[Dionae names, make a more fleshed out character.]

 

A faint breeze from behind

 

I know my jokes suck

 

[Deus Ex Augmentations!]

 

I am going to say it again, I do NOT see this happening at all on our server.

First off it will unbalance pretty much everything, it will cause more problems than it will improve gameplay and to top it all off it will require A LOT of work with coding, sprites and balancing.

 

It's a lot more work, pain and balancing than it would yield

 

[Deus Ex Augmentations!]

 

No.

Make everyone more OP than they already are?

Just no. Everything listed is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to OP to what SS13 is built around

 

[Dealing with robust assistants]

 

Taking the Captains laser as captain is just power/metagaming

Why would the Captain go through the process of getting his old laser put in a display case if he is just going to smash it open the next day?

 

[Secure Armory, Gamma Armory, and Red Alert]

 

Quick note I need to make before I take on the rest of this thread

Gamma armory is unbreachable, unhackable and telescience proof

Try a welder on the walls, it won't work, try C4 on the walls or door, it wont work.

 

Now for the gygaxes, I agree with you, it is too much to rely on that the roboticists are able / capable / present to equip them, lockboxes would be a viable option for weaponry

As for charges, I can see two wall mounted in security, one in warden and HoS office and one at the shooting range

I think two more in security lobby would suffice

As for red alert, we did it because there were nobody using security alerts AT ALL, after we added the red alert restrictions more people used the codes because they were needed too.

After the recent surge I guess you could say we got a lot more new and inexperienced players, thus they are not using it as much as we would want them to, a fix for this is for admins to manually do it, send a message to centcom to let them know of the problems on the station and that you require assistance, thats a way for you to do it anyways.

An idea would be to add the ability of sending an emergency message to centcom as AI

 

[Balancing Cyborg Modules]

 

Horrible, limits cyborgs too much or is redundant, you choose

 

The fact that they have to recharge is enough already