ReynTheLord

THIS IS ESSENTIALLY NOW A GUIDE OF HOW THE INTERNET WORKS

I WANTED to make a guide, But... It turned into a shitshow

God is dead

THIS REALLY ISNT HELPING MY FUCKING MOOD.

Ok, Now this thread is just USeless Protips 2. Fucking... I WANTED to do something here, but you all fucked it up

I TRIED to write a guide here, But NOOOO, I had to be fucking invaded by the staff team!

I was GOING to write guides here.

Reynthelord Here, And I've recently noticed some things with various antagonist types while playing them. Gimmicks you could pull off, Little Strategies, So on and So forth. These strategies Haven't All been field tested, but theoretical uses for various antagonist abilities and items will be listed here. Some gear will even have special sections! This post is just to establish the premise, So... Yeah.

Fourteen Assistants being murdered in maint

Although having cursed gear is usually disadvantageous, If you're a powergaming sack of shite, Cluwne equipment actually grants you some types of clothes which Cannot be removed, such as a mask or an outfit. This however does run a few risks, and does not justify getting cluwned, as getting cluwned means you dun fucked up, and abusing this strategy may GET you cluwned, but, Having a certain piece of gear on you which is specifically stuck on you might not be the worst thing when dealing with certain antags or bad situations. Hell it can keep you with an identifier. On another note, If youre not a powergaming sack of shit and have an ounce of common sense, NEVER wear clothes from a cluwne or floorcluwne victim. The items are cursed and CANNOT be removed. This gives major disadvantages in actually doing your job, and essentially locks off whatever equipment slot you wore cluwne gear in, Making some jobs undoable. Statistic Disadvantages are not all known, but there are known disadvantages such as : Being humiliated, Having your coworkers laugh at you, Being potentially stuck with clown shoe noises for the rest of the round, Not being able to use magboots, being unable to use any gloves other than the clown's, Admins being confused when someone talks about their coworkers having cluwne gear and think you're tripping balls, when you never meant a full cluwne set, Medbay beoming Cluwnebay, and so on. One round i was one of the few people in medical who DIDNT have cluwne gear on. It was a fucking mess. However, The fact that the CMO had the shoes may have made it all worth it. Oh, right, as an antagonist, if you really want to Be a complete asshole Ruin someone's round and make it hard to operate, if you can find cluwne gear, put it on them. If they manage to get out and about, they might be lynched, and they're stuck with that gear on them unless it gets surgically removed. Note, Although these strategies may be brought up by me, these are NOT admin aproved, and you should probably ahelp before using these strategies. I take no legal or moral responsibility for what happens to you through admin intervention if you use tips involving practical use of cluwne gear. Next from my protips, which may ACTUALLY be useful, and aren't from a professional, Holoparasites, and their special little tricks.

As vampire, you are immune to having holy water splashed on you, or at least your face, if you're wearing a mask and/or a hardsuit. I'm not sure if the hardsuit is required, but the mask seems to work for that.

-4 Hells

I put gold in my cake.

5 YEARS FOR WHAT YOU DID, THE REST IS FOR TRYING TO RUN. YES TWO FOUR SIX OH ONE

Sixteen Rounds of Meteors

Fourteen Assistants breaking into sec.

Twelve Shitcurity Inquisitors

Ten fucks given

To: Central Command From: A concerned security officer Subject: Dress code, Regulations, Retards and Dumbasses "Recently, I've noticed that security has been much more lenient over... more insane outfits. Someone came to work in a chicken suit and kept the damn mask on the entire shift! Plus, I've had to deal with visitors constantly raiding workplaces, and occasionally killing other visitors or workers! Cargo workers seem to have problems with kleptomania, My Fellow officers are Insane, The botanist is always growing narcotics, and Don't get me STARTED about the chaplains i've had to deal with. Will you consider stricter psychological and medical checkups and requirements for workers here, or at least better equip security, Or do you have any advice on how to make this situation better ourselves?"

I am Ninety Percent sure that this will quickly devolve into using flogging for every last minor crime in an attempt to "Accidentally" kill the flogging victim. Plus, this will also either result in a lot of long term injuries, or, if medical actually does their jobs, a metric fuckton of workload on medical Plus, We already have the warden breaking the clown's ribcage enough when it's illegal.What the fuck will happen when flogging is legalized?

Most of these are ones where you either A: Don't have to do anything to suceed, or seem extremely griefy and just PAINFUL to deal with as anyone OTHER than the antag, instead of engaging.

Four memes and shitty posts ago

two four six oh three FIVE one

I THINK. Don't hold me completely infaliable to mistakes

Possibly make it so that if a player doesn't want karma, they can give it to another person, within reasonable limits? or not... Not entirely sure how well that would work.