Robertruler77

Ah, yes. That'll be the round. An armless officer had to drag my body to medical for a revive.

He might've been @Aletmagne though I can't recall exactly. I can tell you I was EMPed in processing.

If you want the worst shitcurity round I've ever had to experience (And to be fair, I rarely experience shitcurity myself) it's immortalised on Yogstation's forums, specifically an admin/player complaint that got ugly fast. Still. Have a couple of stories to tell. Brig Phys. Scientist prods me to get a surgery table, so I do with his help, and then ask for permission for implants. Both Captain and HoS quickly approve of it. (Neat!) So, I pop over to RND through the power of telespace and ask for implants from the Scientist there, same one as before. He puts them all in a bluespace locker and comes to sec with me to drop them off, and then I ask over sec comms if anyone wants implants. No reply. HoS is busy, Captain isn't really meant to be getting this sort of stuff, and I ask again. Then an officer comes in, no bother, job done. A Second officer is asked to come in near the surgery room, and I ask if he wants anaesthetic or just to sleep it off. No reply. So i take his backpack off, put him under and quickly implant him. The man gets up and complains about how long it took, which I brush off. Then he leaves. Without his backpack. Womp Womp. ":s Hey Sec? Can we get a big round of applause for [REDACTED] for leaving his bag in my office?" That officer doesn't reply. Open up the backpack. Tasers, cuffs, the works. Nothing he shouldn't have, but everything he shouldn't leave lying around. Take the pack and dump it in the armoury, specifically namedropping the officer and where his backpack is. Get back to implants, and have to rush for a screwdriver and crowbar for an IPC Pod Pilot implantation. That Second officer storms back into my office and demands his backpack. I calmly tell him it's in the armoury, and that I told him on comms. So he is one of those officers. Quietly make a mental note to PDA the Warden about this guy, juuuust in case. HoS rolls up, and after a quick greeting and puts the tank on himself and lies down on the table. This guy doesn't fuck around. After a very short but pleasant LOOC conversation about Nurses and Biology the job is done and he is implanted, and I see him off. Outside of that, I PDA the HoS about the above Officer about the muteness on comms, forgetting his backpack and one other thing (can't recall) but the shift ends quietly beyond that. We had abductors. And *most* of sec dealt with them rather effectively. I might've suffered an EMP heart attack and needed defibbing thanks to abductor implants and might've been dragged to medical by a injured, armless officer, and they might've dropped an egg laying guy in perma at some stage... But you know. Space Station 13.

Yes, I know that's an ageing meme, but I'm known for a good impression of that. Hello! My name is Robert Walker, I'm known as Robertruler77 and Nar'Sie (Yes, I pilfered the name for my Steam, UPlay and all the rest) and I'm an experienced Former Yogstation member in 2015-2016. Known for playing Robert Walker and Sophia Blood there, oftentimes as the Roboticist or Head of Personnel, much of the same will happen in Paradise (Station). With Robert Walker, Sophia Blood, Tirran Neroan and E.X.T.H.E.A.N. I'm not usually one for playing antags, but don't take that as gospel that I'll never play antag. I'll just be it less frequently. Hope you all have a wonderful day!