I think the current state of Slimes are just nerfed humans that don't need to breath and that doesn't serve them right (even with the *squish emote).
Taking a look at this image these are the Slimepeople from /TG/, They're locked by xenobiology and only avaliable through it unless spawned by an admin. Considering Slime people are already a playable race on Paradise I think that if we added/revised these type of slimepeople mechanics to ours they'd be a much more interesting and fun race to play.
You may argue that it's very unbalanced and shitty, so that's why I'm saying to revise it. Such as remove the ability to split into 2, remove the half burn damage, the immunity to viruses, etc. The benefits of this would suit our station for making Slime people a better race to play for a majority of people to enjoy.