CPTCoffee

True there are a few extra headsets, but I like the idea. Gives more flexibility for the HOP that enjoys paperwork.

Zeff is committing insurance fraud

Rods were literally spawned right on top of me

The only department lacking hardsuits is security. There's at least 5 officers and what? 2 in the armory ?

I've got a fun tip for you.

I play SCUTTLES. Been thinking about making another IPC character. IPCs are the shit. You're able to heal yourself to a degree, no oxygen tanks required which means more room for fun stuff. The constant beeping and pinging can cover up the sound of someone illegally welding into perma.

RIParoni

Think that's unanimous.

That was YOU?

Using prayer I have been granted -been healed from critical to full health -struck down by lightning for saying hedonistic things -multiple cups of latte and coffee for parishioner's consumption -a demon clown that was successfully summoned -a cookie that I couldn't eat because I was an IPC -a plethora of pugs -another horn for honking -a single credit chip

The QM is there for when the HOP inevitably turns out to be vampire scum. -- It's a good job for people to try before jumping into a head role, and most of the time the HOP doesn't bother cargo anyways (unless the captain is screaming at them to order DNA vault parts). I don't think that buffing the QM role will really impact the game either way.

Internal Affairs are a bunch of NEEEEERRRDDDSSS

Four things. Use your imagination. I'm tired.

Welcome to paradise station.

Oh boy here we go! It's SCUTTLES! FULL NAME: SCUTTLES AGE: 20 HEIGHT: 5’11 WEIGHT: 200 lbs EYE COLOR: N/A HAIR COLOR: N/A RACE/ETHNICITY: IPC (Yellow base) SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Sol Common, Trinary, Clownish PREFERRED LANGUAGE: Sol Common ON OFFICIAL WATCH: No GENERAL OCCUPATIONAL ROLES: NT Representative, Head of Personnel, Engineering (Space Jesus help us all if SCUTTLES is Captain) BIOGRAPHY: SCUTTLES is a very special IPC. He has a speaking affliction where he refers to himself in third person. Robotocists aren't sure where the defect comes from since they've basically replaced SCUTTLES's parts twice over. He was created solely for Central Command as an impartial representative, but time and time again they have found SCUTTLES to be neutral, yet...dumb in his decision making. It's only his upbeat personality and the lack of volunteers that keeps SCUTTLES employed at Nanotrasen. PICTURE: SECURITY RECORDS: SCUTTLES has no record MEDICAL RECORDS: COMMENDATIONS [FOR ADMINS]: REPRIMANDS [FOR ADMINS]:

A vampire had a kill room set up last round.

I was stable. You are allowed to refuse anesthetic. Clothing does not need to be removed to perform surgery. Only hardsuits or items in the way of the area of the operation. I'm not playing on Aurora here. Want to get in and out. I've had a bunch of times where I was in surgery. Got put to sleep and woke up to find that half of medical is on fire. Not a fan.

This doesn't happen often, but it happened yesterday and it was enough. Have massive head trauma from getting pummeled with the pointy end of a screwdriver. Doctor drags me to the OR and puts me in the scanner. Alright. So far so good. Then he strips me completely naked and tries to put an anesthetic tank on me. I tell him i dont want the tank and I want to keep my clothes on. He ignores me. I stand up and take the tank off and climb back onto the table. The doc yells "Fine! Die! See if I care!" And storms out of the OR. Still bleeding out of my eye sockets...naked and locked in the operating room.

Original New Or something to that effect. Dark or grayed out jobs/species are already bought. Right now the system makes it looks like all jobs are still unlockable.

That's cool as fuck

That would make it so much easier. Fully support.