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I already got a clan but if you want to add me on PS4 my tag is Shadowreaverx

So...question. Were you that one diona that the chef got into a spat with? I was playing on Cody Ward and there was this Diona that kept chirping and coming into the kitchen to bite me. I broke into botany to try and kill it but it disappeared into the vents and stole my knife and bit me enough times to seriously hurt. My assistant killed one thinking it was this diona, but it wasn't.

This is really nice. Thanks.

Those people deserve a fate worse than death.

Got the spotify link right here Tell me what you guys think.

Is their bonus points for capturing Ian and Renault alive?

Traitors who kill their objectives (me) 2 minutes into the round Botanists who refuse to grow literally anything for the chef CMOs who try and micromanage the medbay but can't be bothered stocking the fridge when there's no chemists HOS whose alter ego is Rambo and will try and single handedly try and take on the cultists by themselves without alerting anyone. The only notification you hear is the death alarm that follows. Just....public defenders KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI *vox screech*

It's not a screenshot but didn't seem good enough for its own post. Edit: Also I pushed a lot of people into that teleporter. I don't know where that thing led to.

Fact: You do not need pigs to make bacon. Today I made cat bacon. It was still delicious. But yeah...why not pig crate?

This warms my heart.

You can have the wiki team update the page. But yeah...the PDA was open to the bomb ___ page and the mime was about to get 20 minutes in the brig for having contraband. Don't get me wrong I like playing sec with you it just feels like you need to play a few more rounds as sec or warden so you know how to react to all the antag bs going on.

Oh boy. SCUTTLES almost lost his shit when he had to explain that PDA bombs were traitor items.

@TermedClepe2 where do you get your heart/brain? Humanized monkey?

If I could have basically a dune buggy with a slot for the crate...I think that would be super freaking sweet.

SCUTTLES got his answer pretty quickly

No fucks detected

All of this applies unless you are the clown. Clown is always on the radar.

Captain made us travel through time when we left for CENTCOM.

@MarsMond it's not mentioned in the wiki that you can multiply the bees via strange regeant. https://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Syndicate_Items

Briefcase full of bees is 10 TC. While hilarious, 10 TC is pretty steep. Maybe include MORE BEES or just lower the price. I mean the barber scissors only cost 5 TC.

Also the detective has one on his person and..one more box I think in his locker.

If this were implemented I would be preforming ghetto surgery in the medbay lobby. Don't like the idea of the possibility of being locked in my own operating room.

Officer SCUTTLES had just started the shift when an engineer cried for help over coms. Mining maintenance. 1 other officer came with. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary until we found a large room filled with meatspikes. There was right in total. The last one contained a vulp, whom Officer SCUTTLES assumed was dead. They were completely stripped of everything including clothing. Another citizen was there. When she saw us she called out that Zach had done this. At the sound of his name Zach popped his head into the room and quickly bolted, welding the doors behind him. Officer SCUTTLES called for backup at his location requesting that Zach be put under arrest. Security ignored all comminication. The vulp was alive...but not well off. The other civilian helped him off the spikes and pulled him to the medbay. My partner dissapeared...presumably to scan the area for Zach, but SCUTTLES did not move and Zach returned. Again, a request for backup was made and getting no acknowledgement Officer SCUTTLES decided to pursue. Into the dark tunnels...he was sighted. Too far away to tase. He threw down a bear trap and SCUTTLES did not see. Leg was severely damaged. Could not follow him anymore. SCUTTLES turned to leave maintenance to get repaired. Out of the corner of SCUTTLES 's eyes he saw Zach..following. He was too quick for SCUTTLES and he put a garrote around SCUTTLES neck and dragged him back to maintenence. Whispers of " I wanted to be friends and this is how you repay me?" were heard. Back to the torture room. Onto the meatspike. SCUTTLES hung there awaiting his fate. Zach removed everything off of SCUTTLES and put on the security uniform. The conversation went something like this. S: Why are you doing this? Z: You are apart of my art exhibit. It is not complete yet. Isn't it fantastic? S: *buzz* SCUTTLES is having a very bad day! Z: How so? S: First off: SCUTTLES found out he is losing his house. SCUTTLES could not pay his mortgage. Then SCUTTLES is put on a meat spike, but he is not even meat! Z: Oh man in sorry to hear that. I didn't know it was so tough for you. Don't worry. I'll get you some company. S: *screams* Shortly afterwards, Zach returns with another officer. Plop onto the spike. Then Renault. Some assistant, and then later a miner. The miner puts up the biggest fight almost getting away. Although we were all hung on meat spikes, Zach made sure we were well fed and hydrated. Since none of us could leave without severely injuring ourselves SCUTTLES decided to pray for a savior. They were answered! A cookie appeared...but nothing else. Eventually the shuttle was called. One more person came to investigate the "art gallery" . At this point, SCUTTLES had severely injured himself trying to free himself from the spikes and could not see much if what happened. There was a sound of a scuffle and of someone being added to the meatspikes. When SCUTTLES came back online he saw Zach on the spike and an IPC standing over him. The last words SCUTTLES remembers him saying were "Yeah, I deserved that."

*Echos of the barber laughing maniacally in the distance*

I remember i saw this one traitor stealing the same magboots i needed to steal. I went back to my work area and waited till he stashed it. He came to me later and was asking me for psychological help. AH YES. I GOT IT *WINK* (Insert first part of code work into sentence) He did not understand. I used all code words. He did not understand. I told him to come back to my office so I could treat him. It was not until he stunned me, cuffed me to the chair and was about to force feed me poison did i have to blurt out that i was a traitor. He didn't know until that point. Like if you're a traitor at least try and remember some of the phrases.