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No I was supposed to be sacrificed as the captain and I ended up becoming a shade.
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You're talking about accidentally sharding me aren't you?
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Follow-up/continuation thread about sleeper agents
CPTCoffee replied to Landerlow's topic in Suggestions
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The show is keeping it almost the same but they're condensing the timeline. From what my friend and I figure it's been about 15 years from the start of the first book to the current one.
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You mean like new way to transmit diseases?
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As a person who plays IAA on a regular basis... I would like this implemented.
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Well OP posted that they wanted the midibeam to fix broken bones. The thing you're talking about with the cocktail is that it's not well known or readily avaliable. Patients even now are thrown into the cryo tubes rather than using the sleeper or medicine stocked from the freezer because it's simple and fast. That's what is going to happen with the medibeam. I totally agree with you on certain races need better ways to be saved. I don't think this medibeam is the answer.
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Yeah shit like that happens. Sometimes antags are really good. I don't like the idea of having a fix all option that will be abused when you don't really need it. Like I said before there are short rounds where there are usually heavy casualties like wizard and nuke ops. That sense of urgency and oh fuck am I going to die next make the round exciting.
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But there's cryo, sleepers, defibs, strange regent, borging, the chem lab. If it really ends that early there better be a wizard or Lord singilo has risen. Other than that it has to be a fresh medical team. Mediguns would null everything in medbay. There would be no challenge and we would lose a lot of regular medical players.
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I agree that players should be notified on the shuttle rather than end of round where you can't do anything. Admins being able to give more though? No. Don't do that. Karma should not just be spent on jobs but cosmetic items. Species lock though...i like it the way it is.
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The shift where all of security dissapeared
CPTCoffee replied to CPTCoffee's topic in Stories of NSS Cyberiad
Basically the thing you did wrong was use the contraband. Don't ever use it. It is evidence and should be processed accordingly. If you do need to really test it use it on a monkey or something. It's in the SOP that contraband aren't to be used even in evidence storage. The warden did go into crit. She fell to the floor almost immediately after being cut. She did survive but was SSD. Now that's where it should have stopped. The rest of the security team should have called HOS. Finished processing the prisoners and put you in cuffs. Deal with the prisoners before you. They did not. Then they panicked when the going went tough and fled. That's where things really went to shit. It wouldnt be SS13 if things went smoothly. You learn from getting your ass handed to you. Now you know not to test contraband on other people. When I started sec I didn't realize you should pull instead of grab handcuffed prisoners. I let a lot of traitors escape that way. After getting captured by a chageling, he started pulling me around maintenance and I couldn't escape. That's where I learned that pulling is better than a firm grab. -
The shift where all of security dissapeared
CPTCoffee replied to CPTCoffee's topic in Stories of NSS Cyberiad
Oh no. I was talking about the traitor barber. Thanks for owning uo to it. To give you credit you were the only officer to actually stick around whereas the rest of the department went to go circle jerk off in space or whatever they were doing. -
I was playing IAA. Code green, 10 minutes into the round and was already seeing shitcurity at it's finest. People were being tazed without warning. No arrest set. Records not updated. The civilians were getting harm battoned. I told the officers and the warden to get their shit together. So a little later on we get set to code blue. "Possible traitors" although almost every single door was emagged at this point and teleporter gun was stolen. 3 suspects were in processing. One guy looked like he killed 5 other traitors to get their items. Contraband after contraband. Uzi , space suit, emag, emp implant...you name it. Warden was processing him which was all good. I was helping this fresh officer process this civilian. The officer next to me, let's call him officer Whoops, was processing the barber. Officer Whoops finds safety scissors (a known traitor item) and says that they should be free to go. The warden comes over, points to the scissors and tells him that is a traitor item and he needs to be permabrigged. Officer Whoops decides this guy is innocent and tests it on the warden to prove a point. I'm yelling at him to fucking drop the scissors and there he goes. Just slices the warden's throat wide open. Warden goes crit. Blood everywhere. Coms go down. I yell for the brig Phycisian. Officer Whoops gets beat down by the other officer and arrested. Meanwhile Contraband Sam gets loose and starts taking all his stuff from the table and equips it. Armed with only a laser pointer I shine that fucker in the eyes. He's blinded but still is armed and is firing the weapon. Officer Whoops gets free of the chair but is still cuffed. The barber is now free too. So here we are. The brig Phycisian and IAA trying to stun and cuff 3 suspects . The only officer still in the room tried to murder the warden. We both do not have access to the equipment lockers. I decide to release the shitcurity for the moment. The 3 of us manage to get Contraband Sam locked up again. Sweeny Todd is on the loose and the civilian that I was helping search earlier is still tied to the chair yelling for help. I shake the warden. She is SSD. Fucking great. I tell the officer to get all the equipment off that syndie and throw him into perma. He goes to do it and *BOOM*. Processing blows up. My arm goes flying in another direction bit I'm otherwise ok. I look up at the equipment lockers and see this officer just casually get dressed. I do a double take and see his pda and is on the floor. ASSISTANT. I run to the intercom and yell for engineering and all of sec to come to the brig right now. Nobody comes. Do it again. No one. I see the brig Phycisian heading trying to get out of the brig. I try and follow but I brush up against an electrified door and go into crit. Fuck. I can't go out the front. There's only space and in my condition I will surely die. I try to head out another maintenance door but my legs give out and I start fading in and out of consciousness. I yell for help. It's useless. No one is in the brig except for that one traitor. So instant praying for help. My prayers go unanswered. Then I get mad and start praying for a curse of bees to thwart the remaining security force . Nothing. When I wake up again a medical both is dragging me to the medbay. They fix me up, give me some new limbs in robotics and everything. I know what I need to do. I run back to my office and start typing up a report to the HOS, Captain, and Central command about the gross incompetence of the security force. Reccomendation to brig the one officer and fire the rest. I send a copy to each one. Shuttle has been boarded by the time I send out the last fax. Edit: Changed the officer's name. He didn't do it on purpose.
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There should 've a point in the round where you look at the chaos around you and say,"Well, we're royally screwed." Knowing you've got a backup cure all in your pocket kind of ruins that.
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That's what I've been using. The one on the wiki looks like it's out of date for a few recipes. For example, all the ones that require chicken noodle soup. Doesn't give the overdose or the minimum requirement on the wiki for a lot of recipes. I tried to make strange regent using the guide and it was a clusterfuck of scrolling around. The one on @Ansaris guide is pretty straight forward but the dosage posted is wrong. I mean anything over .2 will work so it's no big deal.
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I dont see half of the chems used in the medbay. Has there been any buffs/nerfs or recipes removed since the guide has been made? Like camomile. I saw it on guide here on the forms as an alternative to pentic, but with less chance of hurting synthetic parts. Never see it used in the game. Has it been nerfed or did everyone forget that it exists?
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The list of authorized personnel should be: All medical Blueshield Brig Physician
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Most people can only get their hands on one flash since it's mostly restricted to security. Toxins and chem can make more but again, it's difficult. Right now it should stay the way it is.
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The series is currently showing on Syfy. Looked cool, watched a few episodes and decided to read the book series. And holy crap. That series is good. Basic synopsis: In the future the human race has settled across the known galaxy. Earthers, Martians, and Belters (those born anywhere but on a planet). You follow the story of a crew of ice haulers who get caught up in the middle of a brewing war. Some things you should consider when reading this book: -There's plenty of space battles - Space zombies? Maybe so. - Drunk detective! -Old politician lady who runs her mouth like a sailor with tourets. - Ever wonder what happens when a projectile enters through the hole of a ship and decapitated a man in zero g? Real science explained in lay man's terms. - In the 6th book there's a bisexual pirate queen. Like for real. - Of course there's an evil corporation. - Quotes range from "However well the new species is designed, however overwhelming its advantages seem to be, the pushback will always be there. If one native impulse is overcome, there will be another. You understand? Conspecifics are outcompeted? Fine, the bacterial and viral microecologies will push back. Adapt to those, and it’ll be micronutrient levels and salinity and light. And the thing is, the thing is, even when the novel species does win? Even when it takes over every niche there is, that struggle alone changes what it is. Even when you wipe out or co-opt the local environment completely, you’re changed by the pushback. Even when the previous organisms are driven to extinction, they leave markers behind. What they are can never, never be completely erased.” To “Oh fuck me,” Avasarala said, clapping her hands in glee. “He’s using the outsider speech. That man’s asshole must be tight enough right now to bend space.” The show is good, but the books are amazing. Anyone else read them or thinking about checking them out?
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