Spacemanspark

He was secretly an admin, and gibbed all of them

This is correct

Those darn tail waggers are taking all of our jobs, I demand a refund

Just three of the minibars I've made in game. Hrm, should make more...

Boy, you start at one if he goofs up :^)

Nah In my personal belief, NT and the syndicate are neither good or bad. Each has something going for and against them.

Steal all of the chef's food every time he makes a big amount Best gimmick ever that totally won't cause chaos :^)

Kerri I still have evidence of you and Slith in the Cyberiad Christmas tree

We just merged a PR to fix this negative numbers bug.

Access denied.

Waffles

Targets terminated: 9.

I don't think we should accommodate that.

This is... fairly strange, but I've been here for almost five years. I've unlocked all the karma purchases, and quite honestly I'd prefer if people gave karma to players that need it more. Don't get me wrong; I appreciate that I make people happy while I play, but I... really don't need it now. I'm sure I'm not alone, either.

Five

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, but my thoughts reflect Spartan's.

yee haw

Blueshield never had CQC. Would be kinda kickass tho literally

You are amazing

Piranha plant > Wolf

No matter what, it appears that the inbox is now filled with these messages; several stations now demanding answers as to why Jenkins' mother is constantly pestering them with the same inquiries.

Hey Jenkins honey, It's your mommy! How are you, sweetie? You've remembered to change your underwear every day, right? I hope you've been showering, your record shows you haven't seen a shower stall in over three months! Have you been eating? Unit is aware you stopped eating when you went over 300 pounds, but do remember that three meals a day is very important! How's work? How's that coworker 'Rose' doing? I know you had the biggest crush on her! Man up and ask her out already! I want grandkids! -Jenkins mommy ===This message was broadcast throughout several NT-owned stations. The original recipient's name is unknown.===

something something bad time something something sins crawling in my skin

Cluwned.