Chronarch

One of my few organic characters is Siol Eksr! He tends to be a coroner, hiding out in the morgue. Likely, Siol has seen one of your bodies. He likes calling people by their race, unless it is an unathi, in which case they are "brother (name)" or "Sssisster (name)"

(barbershop quartet) Hello Hello Hello Hello! I play B.A.R.D, or Business And Recreation Device. My gimmick is that everything is based on a stage show, or a musical. Most of my announcements are song lyrics, which I try to keep to the chorus, or if that's too long, then a verse or two. Usually 4-8 lines. Commonly referencing the Cyberiad as the N.E.S Cyberiad, or Nanotrasen Entertainment Station. Calls the crew the "cast" and the antags are the antagonists of the story.

*grunt one!

3 clown slots opened

I've started on another project! I'll be posting it when it's slightly recognizable

Name: Helping Everyone Access Life (H.E.A.L) serial number 0154 Age: 33 Gender: Ungendered Race: Integrated Positronic Chassis (IPC) Blood Type: N/A General Occupational Role(s): Surgeon, Chief Medical Officer, Paramedic Biography: Created by an obscure medical group as a prototype for an attempt to make the "perfect surgeon," H.E.A.L is one of about 1000 identical units, many of which are in major hospitals on Earth and Mars. The H.E.A.L units are designed to follow medical procedure and uphold the now obsolete hippocratic oath. When asked, H.E.A.L completely recited it, in a language later discovered to be ancient Greek. H.E.A.L is vague as to why the project was canceled, and does not respond when asked who built them. Qualifications: Most medical positions. Employment Records: Has performed excellently as a Surgeon, Paramedic, and CMO. Security Records: Medical Records: This crew member is an IPC, take them to robotics. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

Don't worry, 2 beanbag slugs to the chest'll show him!

I'm gonna be not creative, and go with 3

*buzz2

Let's just relax, have a shot or two of vodka

So, four beers, then?

That was one long post.

Hey! B.E.E.R here! I'm the bartender you should aspire to be will probably see often on the Cyberiad. Always glad to see people going into the profession! If I'm on board, and you need help with a drink, don't hesitate to ask! See you in the bar!

Updated pictures!

Trinary for B.E.E.R 50/50 Screwdriver/Synthanol for E.A.R.S Straight Synthanol for J.U.S.T.I.C.E Doctor's Delight with a shot of Synth for H.E.A.L

Let's hope it won't become a third

Yeah, I posted a little earlier than I should have with it, It's supposed to be the head of one of my characters, H.E.A.L.

I'm not very creative, but I guess I'll get in on this two.

Well, I've been staring at all the awesome artwork in this section, so I decided to give it a go. Starting with something that's (surprisingly) not B.E.E.R! HEAL, my surgeon IPC And without blood: I would love any input!

Heya, thought I'd share some of mine. People that jump over the bar at the first sign of me having SSD People that ask for a drink, then walk away. People that steal drinks from others. People that jump over the bar when I'm in the room, but not behind the bar People that steal the piano People that fill the bar with gibs People that throw things at me for no reason People that jump over the bar with no words PEOPLE THAT JUMP OVER THE BAR. But thats why they provide me with a shotgun

As B.E.E.R, slightly rejoice, as he has much better social skills than I, and then realize the true horror of the things he's seen. After that, I'd immediately go to the bar, if I'm not already there, and drink a lot.

Oh hey I'm in a screenshot! I was Tel!

Hey! B.E.E.R here! I'm the bartender you should aspire to be will see often on the Cyberiad. Always glad to see people going into the profession! If I'm on board, and you need help with a drink, don't hesitate to ask! See you around, Mr. Millhouse.

There was a mention of bars? Also, clean that floor man, come on *ree

Updated with new information and added a year to his age