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The most infamous words uttered before the destruction of a station via strike team:

N.S.S Cyberiad, 5/4/2263 - "The Coup" Nanotrasen's new 'Democratic Experiment', hosted by Admiral Bush, took place aboard the N.S.S Cyberiad. Candidates for president included: Fillmoore Greyson, Boris Sankinov, Kete Wawakari as well as a few others. First, the candidates had to be SHOT by Admiral Bush before they gave their election speeches to instill a sense of 'freedom' and showing the 'right to bear arms'. While the candidates were dying, still giving their speeches, Boris snuck off to unfairly heal his wounds put his plan into action. That of vote rigging. Boris submitted three votes for himself using different pens and different font sizes/types. On top of that Kete and one other also voted for Boris. However - Fillmoore won by one vote. While angry at first, Boris let it subside as he was made Vice President due to Fillmoore's VP not being present after the election. A devilish idea came to Boris. If democracy had failed him - he would make democracy fail. Stage one. A fax. Stage one consisted of a fax to the U.S.S.P requesting support to overthrow the Captain subtly. This fax was received. And approved. Stage two. A plan Stage two consisted of gathering three men together to execute Boris' take over. Darren, Andrew and Dustin. Ministers of the Red Army, Interior and the General Secretary - with Boris as their Premier. However, Boris was found out. Dustin had been a TURNCOAT! While arming himself in a mech, waiting for the infamous lines of "Red Dawn" to be uttered - Dustin informed command of Boris' plans during their meeting. Boris was detained, demoted and was to stand trail for his attempt at a coup. When suddenly the next stage came. Unexpectedly, a song blared as an explosion went off. HELL MARCH Stage three. EXECUTION A U.S.S.P strike force hit the bridge and began to destroy the station one piece at a time with Mauler mechs. Boris was freed as to escape. In an attempt to link up with his comrades, Boris grabbed the hand teleporter and beamed himself to the bridge. Where then he was shot by his fellow comrades 'rescued'. It took the combined might of Nanotrasen's Death Squad and a entire platoon of Sol-Gov Marines to destroy the planned attack. The last words uttered by the mad Space Russian were: "COMRADES! IT IS YOUR NEW PREMIER!" Such is life.

If your wedding isn't bombed by a rouge borg and kills everyone except one of the brides - who is left shivering, sputtering and crying. . . You aren't doing your wedding right

Captain proceeds to be arrested and Nanotrasen orders an execution for ‘mutiny’ Such is the life of a Captain trying to do the right thing.

11 stinky vulps roaring

2 sleepy pen stabs to keep the admins asleep.

2 dead miners who forgot their internals

I mean, to an extent. They are based off earth doggos in looks. But it would make sense since the Wiki even says they 'resemble' Earth's canines but are structurally and organically different. Still would make sense. On Oracle code they were allergic to chocolate and I found it to be interesting and fun - even when playing as a Vulp.

Honestly - what I'd want is the re-adding of dietary mechanics for Vulpkin and all races. Partially for 'flavor' and realism, the other part to give the chef something to do and have to serve more types of food. Vulps are supposed to be carnivores only, just like Unathi, but dietary mechanics in game are turned off. That and making chocolate poisonous to vulps would be GREAT.

Two botanists growing space weed.

5 stinky vulps.

Accurate description of what I was going for in one image.

Nanotrasen Records: Mariya Lichzand-Sankinov U.S.S.P Records: Mariya 'Vladimirovna' Sankinov / Mария Bладимировна Cанкинова Age: 27 Gender: Female Race: Human; Space Russian Blood type: A+ General Occupational Role(s): (Security) - Warden (Internal Affairs) - Internal Affairs Agent/Magistrate (Command) - Nanotrasen Representative (Engineering) - Station Engineer Biography: Mariya was born on September the 25th, 2536 aboard Rostov Station-01 which lay deep within U.S.S.P space. She was the youngest of her family as she already had two older brothers, an older sister and an older half-brother all in the same household with her. Boris was only six years older than her, Misha and Tanya were the oldest - being twins. Her half brother Alexi Sedev was from her mother’s previous marriage. Her mother, Mihaela Sankinov, was a housewife who had emigrated from Sol-Gov under strange circumstances with the death of her first husband Ivan Sedev - a prominent member of the Space Russian mafia that operated within Transolar Federation space. Her father, Vladimir Sankinov, was a statesman in the Supreme Soviet, and ex-labor union representative. Mariya’s family life was strained even in its early years. By the age of three her father had shipped off to planet Moscow-1917 near permanently, being appointed as the head of the Ministry of the Interior and becoming a minister in the Soviet Politburo. The children would come to only know their mother, their father already having been known as a stern, quick to anger man who spent more time at work in his office than at home. She was noted as being rather quiet girl during her early life, keeping much to herself and her mother. At the age of seven she began violin lessons - paid for by her father who spent most of his time off station. She began to find solace in singing and music, soon learning to play the piano, violin and mandolin by the age of ten. Mariya’s shyness ended when she got to her later teen years. At nineteen she was arrested due to protesting in connection to an illegal labor union known for local protests and labor disruption. She was released due to her ‘records being lost’ by Rostov Station’s People’s Guard. She was known in local circles as a labor agitator, writing anti-Soviet articles for newspapers that avoided Soviet censors. Articles commonly included criticism of Soviet law - something that she was in higher education for due to her father's demands. These were not circulated widely but remained as a jumping point for her activities. At twenty years old it all changed for her. Rostov Station was raided by an unknown force of armed men with advanced technology in bright red hardsuits. The large residential and trading station was rocked by explosions which were thought to be accidents at first. When the alarm went out hysteria ensued - civilians making mad dashes towards the hangar bays which were already overcrowded. The station was not meant to ever support as many people as it had. Most of her family would make it off the station alive - barring her oldest brother Misha, who refused to evacuate, and her mother, who went missing hours before the blasts. While evacuating, Mariya suffered a head injury as nearly five inches of shrapnel were lodged into her head and into the temporal lobe of her brain. The same exact blast claimed her brother Boris’ arm. Her medical records in the U.S.S.P note her death on the surgery table before being resuscitated. She suffered permanent hearing loss due to damage to her auditory cortex, and speech impairment - possibly due to damage to the broca area of her brain, which was later picked up by Nanotrasen medical exams. Included in her U.S.S.P medical records are minor references to throat surgeries in an attempt to understand the reason for her pained speech - unknowingly damaging her vocal cords before knowledge of her damaged broca area was discovered. Mariya spent her time on a iceworld named Ural-1424 for nearly five years as she recovered and adapted. During this time she worked as a miner while her brother Boris, who was injured in the Rostov disaster as well, worked as a overseer due to his missing arm making him unable to work physical labor jobs for the time. Boris was selected by a U.S.S.P lottery for a foreign visa after being on the planet for almost four years. He was permitted to work for Nanotrasen or other ‘state approved’ foreign corporations - while Mariya’s entry was declined due to her impairment. After nearly five years of being stuck on Ural, believing that would be the rest of her life, she was chosen for a experimental implant surgery on planet Moscow-1917. Unbeknownst to her at the time, Boris had enrolled her in the program. Mariya had a U.S.S.P “C.И” implant installed in her temple, which successfully brought back her hearing. The implants purpose was to stimulate the auditory area of her brain and act as a proper receptor to aid in processing sound, while also being E.M.P proof. While the experiment was a success, the use of the device in daily life turned into a mild annoyance. Loud noises were incredibly loud to her, and her hearing was vastly improved in some aspects, able to sometimes hear a pin drop. The implant was made more for military purposes rather than a true hearing aid - but the near full restoration of hearing was too good to be true. After a few months on Moscow, and many applications later, Mariya was finally issued a Soviet visa and permitted to work for Nanotrasen alongside her brother. Despite struggling with becoming certified for security due to her speech issue, she managed to pass most of her certifications within the year or so she has so far spent working for the company. Qualifications: U.S.S.P - Honorary Bachelor's in Soviet Law (R E V O K E D) Nanotrasen - Security Qualification Nanotrasen - Law Qualification Nanotrasen - Administrative/Command Certification Nanotrasen - Basic Engineering Certificate of Fitness Employment Records: - Age 17. Enrolled in Rostov Station University. Declared major as ‘Soviet Law’. Excused from mandatory Soviet employment. - Age 20. Became a miner on Ural-1424 after displacement. Five years of service. - Age 25. Obtained worker VISA, became miner at Nanotrasen. Continuing employment presently. Security Records: U.S.S.P - (( / / C L A S S I F I E D - U.S.S.P \ \ )) - Arrested, Age 19. Illegal Trade Union Membership, Illegal Trade Union Protest, Rioting. Escaped detainment. Charges dropped. (( / / E N D \ \ )) - WANTED, Age 27. Illegal Operation of a Trade Union, Undermining the Integrity of the State, Treachery. Awaiting Sentence - 10 years rehabilitation. Nanotrasen - - Age 26. Minor incident with U.S.S.P co-worker. - Age 26. Attempt to start trade union in violation of contract. - Age 27. Public Intoxication aboard N.R.S Unity. Medical Records: U.S.S.P - - Age 1. Ear canal surgery. Corrected potential hearing loss. - Age 20. Brain & head injury. Damage to the Auditory Cortex and minor damage to the frontal lobe. Died on operating table - resuscitated. Minor mental trauma, difficulty speaking and permanent deafness. - Age 25. Soviet experimental implant installed. Implant restored hearing. - Age 25. Throat surgery failure. Attempts to help speech issues failed. Deemed incurable - speech impairment permanent. (( / / C L A S S I F I E D - U.S.S.P \ \ )) Subject’s ‘Auditory Cortex Implant’ is a version of a experimental hearing enhancement implant. Subject reports cases of auditory sensitivity to loud noises. Project in development - implant appears to be E.M.P proof and work partially as intended. Implant fails to heighten sense of hearing as planned - experiments ongoing. (( / / E N D \ \ )) Nanotrasen - - Age 26. Mariya Sankinov is to enter speech therapy in attempts to correct her speaking. The patient shows symptoms of Symptoms mimic that of spasmodic dysphonia and damage to her vocal cords. Damage to broca part of the brain is believed to be the cause of her speech - overlooked by U.S.S.P. Possible corrective surgery planned in the future. Family Records: Boris 'Vladimirovich' Sankinov - Nanotrasen Employee, 5th year working for the company. Administrative, Captaincy, Medical and Security certifications. Ex-Red Army, U.S.S.P Bachelors of Medicine. Tanya 'Vladimirovna' Sankinov - U.S.S.P Teacher aboard Moscow Station-1917. Vladimir 'Kirillovich' Sankinov - Member of the U.S.S.P Supreme Soviet and Minister of the Interior aboard Moscow Station-1917. Misha 'Vladimirovich' Sankinov - D E C E A S E D Engineering Union Representative on Rostov Station, ex-Red Army. Pronounced dead after Rostov Station attack. Body recovered, buried in Kuban-128’s Red Army Cemetery. *Mihaela Maria Sankinov (Formally Mihaela Maria Sedev) - D E C E A S E D Sol-Gov defector. No U.S.S.P job history. Pronounced dead after Rostov Station attack. Body not recovered. (( / / C L A S S I F I E D - SYNDICATE \ \ )) Operative Mihaela Sankinov injured but retrieved in Rostov Station attack. Ex-Federation agent, U.S.S.P double agent. Secret plant within the U.S.S.P by the Syndicate in partnership with Shellguard Munitions. Undercover operation partial success. Station destroyed - NT relations harmed mildly and anti-Federation activities resumed by U.S.S.P. Operation did not make the Union cut affiliations with Nanotrasen as planned. Agent Retired. Alive but location unknown. (( / / E N D \ \ )) *Alexi Sedev - Ex-Red Army warrant officer. Sent to ‘re-education’ for six years under court martial charges. Second Chief of the ‘Committee for State Security’ - K.G.B. (( / / C L A S S I F I E D - U.S.S.P \ \ )) Member of the 'National Collectivist' wing of the U.S.S.P Communist Party. Openly anti-Xeno, violent towards other species and foreign born citizens. Warnings issued about radicalization - pardoned by First Chief of the KGB. (( / / E N D \ \ )) * - Sedev Family Personal Photo (Nanotrasen enlistment records): Warden - Mariya Lichzand-Sankinov Illustrated in 'CorporateSecurity.nt' for the month of April, 2563 "A pale woman who stands at about 5'9" with black hair put back into a messy bun and blue piercing eyes. She sports a highly visible cross around her neck, leaving it over top of her clothing. There appears to be a pair of small metallic implants in her right temple. Anyone with medical knowledge or an understanding of Neo-Russkiya may notice the technology is U.S.S.P related - most likely being a hearing aid of sorts by the abbreviation "C.N" engraved in one of the metal disks. A keen eye might notice the hair along the right side of her head appears to be slightly missing in a few small lines - a few scars being visible if her hair is pulled back enough. Her neck appears to have some similar marks on a much smaller scale around the center of it. There's a gold wedding band on her left ring finger that is composed of Cyrillic knotwork and winding wings on the other side. Atop of the ring is a small ruby gemstone." Commendations: Reprimands: Other Notes: - Mariya refuses to use her full name on all formal documentation unless required. She despises being called ‘Vladimirovna’ - translating to ‘Daughter of Vladimir’. Her Nanotrasen records were altered upon request to remove her middle name from her records. - Mariya is a Sol-Gov citizen due to her previous marriage. Despite the divorce Mariya has maintained her Sol-Gov citizenship. - Mariya is currently married to Tahtechghzthbis 'Lich' Lichzandtzwichslich and thus hyphenated her last name. (She wouldn't be able to say that mouth-full of a last name otherwise)

Two goats for counting.

Three antag tokens, lucky me.

6 loud H O N K s

Three calls for REVOLUTION

How to run a Security team as acting HoS/Warden: Humiliate the detective with fluffy cuffs and a blindfold then fax CC. Also have the entire security force playing 'keep away' between the cuffed Space Russian and cuffed Unathi.

6 flukeoperatives

Today's out of context quote that is accurate as hell:

Good thing from a few days back. So, a mostly mute warden and a blind civilian walk into a brig. . . How unfortunate

3 Revolutionary flashes

4 Greytide moshpits.

Oh hey it's Sans Undertale.

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