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I find their salt funny. :p.

Because...it's funny?

i missed the wedding? FUUUUU-

Hunter gets tossed and he drops his cuffs, I pick them up and no one noticed. Squishy and I watch from the holodeck as this guy just repeatedly batons Justin. Doesn't try to do anything but baton because he only had one pair of cuffs. We continue to watch as Justin gets up and throws him again. We watch this play out for a while, Hunter getting up and batonning/poking with it off. We disarm him a few times and a Vox hides the baton behind a shower curtain. Next his wife Kashlee/The HoS shows up and starts running around trying to baton him, David shows up too.So David, Squishy, and myself sort of just sit and watch the fuckery ensue. Hunter tries to flashbang him and the flashbang just gets tossed off screen. Justin disguises himself as a potted plant and runs around undetected while the pair search EVERYWHERE for him. It took them a solid 3 minutes to figure out Justin was the plant. At that point Hunter harmbatons Justin THEN harmbatons himself. At that point Kashlee thinks that Justin harmbatoned him so she brings out an e-gun. Runs around really slowly after him. Justin then hides in a locker undetected until he pops out and starts lazertagging them with the red lazers. KASHLEE THEN STARTS FIRING LETHALS. Eventually they give up and walk off. Later on Kashlee shows up again, another officer had given me a large banana peel. Kashlee just tazes Justin out of fucking no where and I slip her and steal her cuffs. I have two pairs of cuffs now. Kashlee then thought one of us stole her gun because she fucking put it in her backpack. She starts chasing us with a baton. Gets slipped. Dunno who took the baton. Think the clown did. So now she has no baton and no cuffs, and thinks her gun is gone. Why she only had one pair of cuffs idek. So she starts grabbing Justin 'Come with me and your sentence will be reduced.' We're all just laughing our asses off at this point, eventually they stop and talk. She had literally no idea that Justin hadn't beaten Hunter and that Hunter had hit himself. The whole time she was after Justin he thought he assaulted him. That gets resolved. Later on apparently she made beepsky go after him. Sean Carr see's this and decides to loltaze him. Of course Sean hits, gets slipped, and I take his cuffs too. Now I have three pairs of cuffs. Sean then chases after Justin and uses all his tazer ammo and gets slipped again. No clue who took the tazer. Instead of bringing out his baton Sean starts punching Justin. So we sort of just sit there slipping him and watching him shitcurity around. The actual officer that was decent sort of just walked off to do...idk. Eventually we're in the sec hallway after Sean chased him punching him. I slip him and cuff him and he gets dragged around for a while. Warden soon shows up and tries to flashbang us, twice, and fails. It took 4 people and 2 flashbangs to retrieve Sean. Sean later beats Justin in processing.

Arts. My only good drawing was the duck and the tiny devil slime.

Squishy and Goobina wedding pics~ Meme pics from wedding

Steamed. Hams.

Blobs are easier to kill and don't perma store bodies from their kills until killed. That's why they're worse, really.

I've had a few good experiences RPing with a morph. But I mean. 9/10 the morph doesn't RP and just runs around eating everyone they can. It's not really fun at all. They're kinda like a less powerful blood demon in regards to storing corpses forever. Not really that fun to play with unless the Morph does more than nom everything.

For context we were sitting in the corner of the bar by the windows playing music and talking. Violins man...those things are lethal.

This would only encourage antags to full strip and hide bodies more. So, no thanks.

Art

https://i.gyazo.com/c69a1a77a113d5235c6dc33b3c24f49d.mp4

Yeah. Sure. Why not. While we're at it let's remove the rules on murderboning and turn the server into a death match. What could possibly go wrong?

To be fair if you were covered in blood acting suspicious I'd search you too. Zn2 :p

That was mine and Squishy's campfire. It is indeed hilarious xD.

You could toss both balls. Though they would reform after. Was funny.

H.

Sling is not worse than Rev by far. Rev is literally NOTHING but murderbone. I've never once been in a good rev round that didn't involve the revs murderhobo'ing sec/command/anyone that stood in their way. It's a poor excuse of a game mode and rarely done for a reason. I arguably dislike it more than xenos...or at-least just as much.

The future of floor technology.

SLADE'S TRUE FORM.