MarcelinePye

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Zero days

Zero ERTs sent.

What's that? Ships attacking? READY THE HAMMER!

What's that? You wanted a fight? -1000, have fun.

Low effort, but I thought I should post something, considering...

First Name: Sophia Last Name: Bloppop Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Nicknames/Alias: Picture(If Available) Age/D.O.B: 26 Place Of Birth: Xarxis 5 Species: Slime People Blood Type: O+ Alignment: Neutral Good/Lawful good Affiliation: Nanotransen Religious Beliefs: The cult of the waiting dark Childhood: Loyal student Adulthood: Rising security officer Death: Disgraced vampire Detailed Information Appearance: Authough rather plain she appears to have a gentle colour gradent within her tissues, leading to an optical illusion that she is lit by a light from within her core. Whisps of darker pigment coil around her core. She has a plain silver ring on her left ring finger. Personality: Skittish and shy, easily worried but very protective. Medical Record: 2559: Prescribed Haloperidol for anxiety issues, 15u dosage recommended 2561: Prescribed Mannitol to counteract migraines induced by Haloperidol use Character Biography History: 2535 - Born 2540 - Accepted into Nanotranzen "Solar education program" 2550 - Passed "Solar education program", applied for and accepted into the NT corporate security training program. 2555 - Approved for service as security enforcement. 2557 - Approved for warden duties. 2558 - Married Serac. 2559 - Approved for head of security duties 2559 - Infestation by red space entity discovered. All security clearances revoked. 2560 - Applied for mining warrant, granted. 2561 - Two corpses discovered in parents abode, completely drained of fluid. Parents missing, presumed deceased. 2561 - Exited station at 13:00 on EVA 2561 - Belongings, space suit and a small pile of dust discovered in area surrounding NSS cyberiad at 13:50. Suit's safety mechanisms where overridden, suicide presumed. Family: Blopboppopblop Bloppop (Father) - Deceased Popplopboop Bloppop (Mother) - Deceased Serac (Spouse) - Alive Personal Relationships Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Close Friend | Good Friend | Friend | Acquaintance | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Despise | Death Wish | Fear Andrew Hoxton ( Good Friend / Unsure ) Chloros ( Friend ) Donner Weiss ( Close Friend ) Mike Murdock ( Respected ) Faction Relations Allied | Love | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy SolGov - Like (They keep the peace...) Union of Soviet Socialist Planets - Neutral (Eh, don't care) The Elysium Project - Dislike (Racist nutters) Skrellian Central Authority - Like (Skrell are peaceful and calm...) Changeling Hivemind - Hate (Massacring monsters) Wizard's Federation - Hate (Eep! Run!) Syndicate - Hate (They've hurt so many...)

12 nerds wasteing their time.

ZERO

Fighting games? You mean mash the button until you win games? I prefer something with more skill and strategy, now excuse me while I go to mash the button to robust spacemans.

I opened a PR to do this a few minutes ago. https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/8417

Ikengatrid report one, initial findings. Following the recent complaint from Iden Zulbanuzol into about Sakzul Kelstorlut and the lack of production of vital gauntlets I have been placed in charge of this so called fortress. Looking at the stocks we have plenty of food in the form of "Prepared meals", I do not trust these strange things. One of the guards tried one and told me it wasn't poisonous although I have my doubts. What's wrong with eating your food cold and raw anyway? Saves valuable fuel is what! And speaking of, all the rooms here are three by three. What are we? Nobles? Back home we had a bed, a door, a table and not enough space to move around them. And we liked it! We do appear to have excellent stocks of wine however, even if some of it is made from this strange "strawberry" plant. I don't trust it to not poison be either, too much time soaking up the poisonous sun it what it's had. And the toxic fumes I've heard about probably haven't helped either. Fortunately there's a large pit and a hallway that can be filled with traps before the fortress proper before the fortress proper, so at least the previous foreman wasn't completely out of his mind, even if we have no sodding military. There's also a nice power setup and a hole for a pump stack for a magma hookup, I most heartily approve, although there's no connection to the surface world, something I will have to rectify. That appears to be everything, apart from the strange amount of Alpacas, Sakzul appears to have had a rather unhealthy obsession with them, I'll have to butcher a few to get the population back to reasonable levels. Signed Atir Zuglarg. Praise Avuz Tosedonul!

A: You can point with weapons B: There are two types of custom emote

Shall I give you something to call the shuttle over?

Appeal accepted, promoted to headmin, all hail the new god king.

hands over whiskey.

Did someone say fun police? Harm batons READY!

Hurray! Correct order this time.

... you appear to have gotten the order wrong.

This is zero.

Two players crushed beneath my iron boots.

holds up gun "Get more creative or the thread gets it!"

Five

As do you, perhaps we've gone mad.

8 nerds that spend too much time on this thread.