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Humans aren't fursona inserts so that's a plus

It was pretty cool my first time playing Warden. Shift begins and things are quiet so I head to get a haricut from my favorite foul mouthed barber. Immediately after I step out with my new cut the AI bolts the chinese restaurant with a guy in there shirtless and in laser tag armor. I don't know what the charge was against him but I asked him to come with me to processing so we can ask some questions. He complies and follows uncuffed into processing where I ask if we can search him, again he complies. Turns out he had two emags, a minibomb and an energy dagger. Then began the fun part. He gets permabrigged which was immensely more satisfying than an execution or borging. I visit him from time to time and we play basketball and pass the time shooting the shit. I brought him a jacket, a guitar, food and booze and tried to make sure he was as comfortable and able to have fun as possible while confined. During his time in the brig he played a lot of chess, tended a garden (which he gave me an apple from) and wrote a memoir about being a syndicate traitor. Eventually I got him paroled so we can play Nanomob Go! but then the shuttle got called thus ending our fun. Don't be afraid to commit crimes y'all, prison is super fun!

Welcome to SS13, its a 'fun' game. My current character is Helene Matsuoka. Find me in a match and I'll be happy to show you the ropes of whatever assignment I have. Remember to use mentor help and read the wiki especially if you get an antag role. Have fun and see you onboard!

Hello everyone, I've played SS13 on and off for a long time. I really enjoy the variety of depth of game mechanics as well as the player interactions. My least favorite thing about SS13 is what I think of as predictability, certain characters always doing the same thing, the same way every round without variation or experimentation. I try and play a new character each round but I think I've created the first character I really like: Helene Matsuoka, a 60 year old NT veteran employee of mixed Mime/Clown heritage. Some of you may know me for a gimmick involving reading books over the intercom. I look forward to getting to know you all. See you next round!