Aletmagne

Most of the time I've seen nukies fail its because the fail to stick together and or they focus on murderboning the crew instead of "GET THAT FUKKEN DISK"

Last I checked Robotics actually do have goals for completing Mechs and Borgs. I'd like to see additional objectives for things like Xenobiology (Send x different types of slime extract to CC), Botany could do plant disks or randomly selected mutant plants, etc.

10/10 would pat Tea again

Its a Spraycan

I had no idea that was a thing. I was thinking of that counterstrike gamemode where you have CTs as prison wardens

Honestly, the concept of convicts and security has so much going for it it could be an entirely new server. Not sure whether its scope can be reined back to fit into Paradise but its legit cool

Prototype of the disposals coaster. My quest to turn new escape into a theme park continues

I don't understand how "Having the crew turn on you and valid you" can be considered fun by any measure. If the cluwne had some powers like superfart, vomitting lube and maybe eventually exploding after a minute or two then I can see it. Then your basically those kamikaze bombers from Serious Sam.

Thats actually the reason I stopped playing YogStation; give a handful of players free reign to murderbone. Be one of the players that didn't get the objective and get bwoinked for defending yourself. Jesus it was a dumb idea. I always thought wizards were too overt. I know stealth wizards can be a thing but its hardly ever done. I'd love to see wizard be more of a "puppetmaster" making the crew fight each other, inciting greytide, causing chaos among the crew. Also it allows for more RP which never happens in wizard rounds (aside from that one time Ipsum RP'd as a wizard because he was tired of people making fun of him) The very concept that the uninfluenced crew would be unaware that they are being toyed with by a magician sounds more inline with "magic" than fireballs and frost novas to me. Things like: Casting a spell on the HoS to make them hallucinate the clown is attacking them Casting a spell that makes the bomb beeping sound near the bridge to freak out the Captain Conjuring illusions of Xenos in maint and waiting for someone to stumble across them Taking over another player (like a Borer) and making them start a fight to make them look deranged or insane Conjuring fake food or drink that set people on fire/poisons people when they consume it. Conjuring a medkit mimic that, once opened, explodes Maybe the wizard could see who has eligible antag on and recruit/coerce them into murdering the HoP, stealing all-access etc. to further cause chaos and disarray

I've always felt this snippet of comms sums up SS13 perfectly

There's a few problems with this method mainly around the fact that these crewmembers are basically unreachable. Nothing is worse than having to kill a shift miner who is never on the station for very long, having to kill a gateway explorer that's comfortably building away in a nice little colony world would be a nightmare. I had my own ideas for the gateway, maybe I'll get round to make a post of my own. Eventually. Maybe...

Last time I gave karma it was to an assistant who, unlike all the doctors in medbay, realised I was hooked up to an anesthetic tank.....as a Vox and that I needed a blood transfusion. I was defibbed 16 times that round.

Security Security skirting the law or even straight up break the law without consequence. Security jumping the bar, thinking they own the place (I will still shoot you as bartender, unless you are actually here to investigate) HoS players not taking the role seriously, breaking SoP and sometimes even Space Law without reprimand Detectives who don't do their job Detectives who don't do their job, while laying in a dog bed in the hallway hissing and meowing like a cat at passers by..... Over Sentencing Security using non-standard equipment without any clear reason other than "I want a baseball bat" Security with Hulk without good reason Security putting loaded weapons into Evidence/not disarming potential weapons Wardens who claim they know Space Law but brig with bizarre charges and times ("Sabotaging the brig" =/= picking up metal rods and glass sheets) Security who fire weapons down a crowded hallway (This should honestly be "Reckless Endangerment" and be subject to demotion) Security who just want to ruin the antags day as fast as possible resulting in 90 minutes of extended Security should be scrutinised a lot more not just ICly, this goes double for the HoS/Warden. There's a reason a lot of old sec players stopped playing and its not just the antags

First Name: Astin Last Name: Faulkner Gender: Male Orientation: Heterosexual Nicknames/Alias: Fuzzy Picture(If Available) Age/D.O.B: Place Of Birth: Species: Human Blood Type: A+ Alignment: Neutral Affiliation: NT Religious Beliefs: Agnostic Childhood: Adulthood: Detailed Information Appearance: Character Voice: Personality: Laid back, playful, fun-loving Medical Record: Missing left arm since age 11 - Replaced with cybernetic prosthesis. Character Biography Background: Astin grew up having a fairly normal childhood, often sneaking into his father's company's excavation sites to play. One day however Astin was involved in a landslide at one of the sites resulting in the loss of his left arm at age 11. He was fitted with a robotic prosthesis and instructed by the doctors to take up hobbies involving his hands to improve his coordination with his new cybernetic limb. Taking up both Piano and Guitar; Astin developed a love of music and later learned engineering and mechanics following in his father's footsteps. Family: Jacob Faulkner - Father Sarah Faulkner - Mother Layla Faulkner - Wife History: Personal Relationships Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Close Friend | Good Friend | Friend | Acquaintance | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Despise | Death Wish | Fear (Use this for Individual Relations) (You May also use colour coding, if you wish) Faction Relations Allied | Love | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy (Use this for Characters personal opinion on Paradise stations factions!) Other Information I have a broken collar bone and typing one handed...with my off hand. This one will take a while to write up...

Yes.....YEEEESSSS

I'm not saying outright banning someone for messing up, christ we're aren't Yogstation. But giving them a 3 hour job ban so the hopefully go "Ok maybe my actions negatively impacted someone else's round in ways it shouldn't of" because otherwise unless and admin directly bwoinks them they are never gonna learn

To me that's ahelpable. Sec are NOT above the law and if they're stealing IDs to gain access if the Heads won't deal with the situation properly either.

I shoulda been more clear. The reason Kennard got demoted was unrelated to me. Just pointing out that we REALLY need to consider screening players in heads roles more

Got a new one.... So doing my usual maint looting run. It's 30s into the shift and I'm not expecting much, actually I'm just trying to find some damn tools. See an electrical locker that by rights should be empty by now. "Huh, a used storage implant..." I say to myself as I search through the untouched T-RAY scanners and other assorted junk. I grab it an immediately head to sec to turn it in. Get to the brig, HoS is right there infront of me. I drop it at his feet and say where I found it in maint. He thanks me and tells a fellow officer to fetch the detective, good deed done for the shift. I leave the brig and meet up with my friends we chat and catch up until 10 minutes later the HoS complete with an entourage of 3 other officers show up. "Miss, you're under arrest for possession of contraband and being an EoC" the HoS says.... A YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I get cuffed, dragged to brig like I'm public enemy No. 1 and sat in processing for another 5 minutes. The officer and HoS wander off, leaving Kennard the Detective standing across from wondering why the hell I'm here. As I'm being dragged I call for the IAA and state my case to them in processing. As soon as Kennard realises that I brought the implant to sec and thus it had my prints on it he fetches the officer that put out the arrest (The same one who saw me drop it infront of the HoS) and yells at them for their incompetence. He immediately uncuffs and escorts me out. Apparently towards the back end of that round the HoS threw Kennard under the bus and got him demoted. Why we don't issue job bans for gross incompetence I don't know...

First Name: Lucretia Last Name: Aletmagne Gender: Female Orientation: Omnisexual, Poly-exclusive Nicknames/Alias: Cree, Lucy Picture(If Available) Age/D.O.B: 23, February 14th 2541 Place Of Birth: Unknown (WIP) Species: Vulpkanin Blood Type: A+ Alignment: Chaotic Good...emphasis on the chaotic Affiliation: NanoTrasen, Fluffyvulps.nt Religious Beliefs: Spiritual Childhood: Orphan Adulthood: Bitch Detailed Information Appearance: "A relatively tall Vulpkanin with a playful, coy smile. She has a thick, bushy cravat of grey fur around her collar. She walks with a certain determination in her stride. Her hair is neatly cropped and swept over one of her pale blue eyes. She holds her head high with confidence." Character Voice: Personality: Bitchy, aggressive and wary around strangers Playful, teasing and dirty minded around friends Medical Record: (WIP) Character Biography Background: "I grew up in a interspecies orphanage, no idea who my parents are. It was an orphanage with a very low Vulpkanin population so we got bullied a lot. I hated being there. I took the first opportunity I could to get out so at 16 I applied for some NanoTrasen sponsored courses; Forensics and Criminology with a minor in Mechanics. After college I worked a shitty internship in a security department - I learned a lot...mainly that I'd prefer to get paid. I went for the for the first paying job I could; working as a Cargo Tech on the Cyberiad..." Family: "I don't know who my family are; either they're dead or they didn't want me so why should I care?" History: (WIP) - Recently is off station having been scouted by Fluffyvulps.nt - Personal Relationships Shina Hoonkins (Bestie) "If anyone hurts my Shina sec are gonna be finding pieces of them in maint for weeks..." Klees Hoonkins (Close Friend) "You know, you're becoming my personal therapist after all these chats..." Kitchi Ikamura (Romantically Involved) "He may be a corny goof, but he's MY corny goof" Kaori Ianson (Longing) "I thought you were happy..." Argyro Lakkotrypis (Admire/Romantic interest/Close Friend) "If only you were single....." Isthel Eisenwald (Friend) "Girl I need to get you out more, and bring Ip!" Bikikarki (Admire) "Biki is best Sec voxxy yaya" Tetra Vega (Close Friend/Crush) "We need alcohol and we need it now..." E.L.O (Admire) "Babe, you're the best surgeon this stations ever had" Kato Terrance (Dislike) "And I quote "Tell those other guys to back off because you're mine". What was her name again? Telasaria?" *sounds of testicles being tased* Dan Rodney (Target Practice) "wonder if I can throw him into disposals from here...." Faction Relations NanoTrasen (Hate) "They've got hell to pay" Fluffyvulps.nt (Love) "I'd date her, her, her, her as well, definitely her, holy shit she's gorgeous!, her too..." *intense tail wagging* (Just jotting things down for now, I need sleep.)

I caught the whole thing unfold when you got stunned and onwards. I remember aftwards asking Biki in discord to "go back to being nice voxxy yaya?" because jesus he's terrifying when he RPs an antag. He got my Karma too that round

I think my only tale of massive incompetence was when I was tased, cuffed and dragged infront of the HOS with the officer who tased me screaming "THEY HAVE A WEAPON" ...I was the Detective...