TheMaskedReader

10 sad honks, clown’s being beaten up.

8 unathi, tunnel snakes rule!

13 charges of Public Indecency in one shift, definitely Husky Bigguns.

13 accusations of validhunting in deadchat

9 OOC calls for NAYSHUNS

1 Reeing greytider

three people are heading back to the Abductor Ship, one of them's an unconcious perma prisoner.

Admin ticket number 17

Maybe even the fifth!

4 ERT, sent to kill a blob.

13 vulps, wagging and awooing in a row.

Three rubber duckies, squeak squeak squeak!

Can I get a one? One!

And a 1

OK, with the new changes to the PR i need to talk again because HEYO they make things worse. No more epipens in starting survival boxes and no more omnizine in CMO’s Hypo. That’s not good changes at all. SR now relies on Chemists who are already going to be in super high demand because of all the changes having to go out and dialysis Omni from some poor fellows blood. Also, no epis makes your chances of getting to medbay/getting somebody ELSE to medbay as concerned citizen/paramed even worse.

7 Vox shrieking in a vox box.

9 Revivability PRs on the Github

6 SR pills shoved down someone's throat for ALTERNATIVE REVIVAL METHODS

17 revolutionaries storming Security

You are a hero of the populace and made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe, while still being an accurate rebuttal. Congratulations, you’re a true FORUM HERO!

Really, I don't know what to say that I haven't already said on the github and other thread. I'm mostly posting just to watch the thread, because I'm a dum dum who can't figure out how to do that without replying.

1 admin stopping this.

12 borgis in Gamma form, uh oh, AI's malf.

Dear Mr. Jenkins, Sorry to write you again, but two more things. First off, why the hell do we allow smoking on the Cyberiad? We explicitly work with plasma! Second, why do we even ALLOW civilians on-station at all beyond tours? This is a critical mining and research facility, why can tourists just come in and take a gander, allowing the Syndicate to steal valuable research and experimental materials! Sincerely, Irritated Warden

Dear Officer Jenkins, Why does the Cyberiad keep having so many disease issues? Most of the diseases there are highly infectious, so it’s a real pain to deal with them. However, so many incidents is too much to be coincidence. Personally, I got my vaccine for Lycancough back in Sol, so I’d like to know why I spent a good 15 minutes choking on dog hair after spitting up a corgi. Also, why do so many businessmen on the Cyberiad apparently lose their minds? I work Corporate Security for NT, and the number of times I’ll see some tourist or businessmen with an otherwise clean record in my brig for Assault, Damage to Station Assets, or any number of other crimes is ridiculous! Has Nanotrasen studied the crime rates around here? I have, and they are remarkably above the averages for both the system and for human space in general. Sincerely, Irritated Warden