Let's dispense with the introductions and get straight to the killing, shall we?
Come, metagamer 109#!
*Energy sword thrust*
I've never been one to 'say a few words about myself'. Usually I prefer to say a lot about myself and exaggerate what actually happened so I look awesome.
Some admins have taken to inventing ever more unbelievable stories of things I've done and then accusing me of them unjustly.
My point here is never believe anything I or the admins say to you about me. Ever.
In fact you should probably stop believing yourself.
Did I really robust and space you for 4noraisen? Probably not.
The reality is that we will never know who baked your remains into that flaky crust pie. No matter who was wearing a chefs hat.
I mean, if I may, I find it difficult to believe that we know everything about everything, at all times! Most reasonable people would disbelieve this too.
Reasonable people like you, the reader.
Your body was fired from this makeshift mass driver made out of disposal pipes. Nobody saw it happen.
Maybe you did see it happen, but even if you did, doesn't the sense of wonder at this timeless mystery render void any accusations you might bring against specific wholly unrelated parties?
But you're dead and you're angry.
Isn't it possible that you, unknowingly, or perhaps, maliciously, spaced your own screaming self?
In that scenario, are you not you the aggressor?
Let us think about this.