Fritz

Its not everyday I play clown, but when Honks call you answer. GRN-DER took up the mantle of Honkster the Pinkster and began his unlikely journey to heroism. What followed from a simple request to talk to the Warden about getting to honk around Security escalated when Nukies attacked and Honkers was immediately outfitted in a Blood Red Hardsuit, Complete with Laser Rifle and Riot Shield. At first I was like But then I was all Nukies immediately bombed Security and the Captain was being rushed by an Operative right before me and David (The Wardens) eyes. Thanks to the Warden, a Paramedic and Myself, I had the pleasure of firing the gibbing shot into the Nukie. Sprayed with the guts of our foe, I dragged Captain through the depressurization into the Armory, and after stabilizing him he ordered me to carry and protect the Nuclear Disk. Captain was injected but still critical, however we managed to get him to Security Medical Station and I was now tasked with carrying the fate of the Station on my Honky shoulders. Warden and I quickly became a Unified Armored Honk Unit, running around constantly, shooting Spiders and Traitors with Honking efficiency and deadly speed. Likewise I was also given unprecedented Access and the bad ass title of Combat Clown. Figure 1: Historical Photo of a Type-2 Armored Honk Unit From here we cycled around until finally the station was stable, Captain was alive and well, and ultimately I returned the disk back to him per his request. Our mission was complete! Captain however, wanting to celebrate our survival, called us to the front of the bridge for a Medal Ceremony. Here I can say I had the privilege and the honor of receiving The Medal of Exceptional Heroism. I was simply stunned! This was hands down the highest honor I could have possibly received, and i am still amazed the Captain saw it in Honkers to give him such a esteemed and coveted medal. It was truly an amazing round, and I am glad my fellow Security members were also honored with esteemed Service Medals and Distinguished Service Crosses. And thats the quick and dirty on how a shit posting clown became a Nuclear Level Counter Operative.

IPC is the way to go. BEEP

Name: GRN-DER Age: 54 Gender: M Race: IPC Blood Type: N/A General Occupational Role(s): Medical Doctor / Surgeon, Shaft Miner Biography: Was it Grinder or GRN-DER? Was he slave or master? Plunderer or Patriot? When you’ve lived the many lives which he supposedly has endured, the memories can no longer be separated from a blur of suffering and triumph; pain and ecstasy. Such is the origin of GRN-DER; a collage of horrid ordeals broken up by immense triumph. Rumors abound but facts are sparse. Qualifications: Quick with a knife, be it a scalpel or dagger. Well versed in strategic thought and game theory. Familiar with majority of station operations both on and off sites. Has an excellent understanding of mining / resource management. Likewise familiar with medical knowledge and an astounding quick study. GRN-DER likewise has other less presentable skills which do emerge when needed, ordered or pressured. Is both loved and hated as he both hates and loves. Employment Records: Several years of records indicate he has served as both miner and medical officer before his first year on Cyberiad, though much of this record has been redacted, damage or lost. Security Records: █████ #█-███25 Medical Records: Any records from prior point before the conversion has likewise been lost between medical junctures and is likewise unknown to the patient. Personnel Photo (Appearance text):

Sup.

Well I for sure saw you that round, like a robotic fairy. And What a round it was, Medical saved lives like champions. I spent 45 minutes operating back to back surgeries alone.

We may have already met, I recently created a Medical counter part since I unlocked IPC people recently, aptly and un-originally named F.R.T.Z. Slowly getting the hang of surgery, now broken bones are no prob! If only ruptured lungs were so easy. Feel free to ping in my general direction if you see me!

Been going good so far, just tried medical today and yesterday, nerve racking first surgery. But all around rewardin. SS13 never ceases to amaze me with its content.

Well now for sure we have met, since I got Charcoal all that shit outa your body. You'll have to forgive me though, I am just now branching out to medic.

I have, Ive had nothing but a grand old time. I think I remember seeing you, was that when I got my brain removed and borged into a mining bot?

It really is a pleasure to finally join your guy's main website. I've been Shaft Mining with Paradise for roughly a year now and it's hands down the only station / community for me. I dont say that lightly, as I haven't joined a group like this outside of a small circle of steam bro's for almost 10 years. I've come to know only a fraction of you over my time here and I look forward to meeting many more of you as time passes on. And to ACU-15 if he's in here somewhere,