Billybawblel

They put a claw machine in the bar. I sat there playing it for like almost an hour winning a ton of action figures and plushies and became Jacob Isaman, the claw master.

I opened a weed store today, that's all the random junk I got for selling people weed. Plus the robes and Fancy shoes from the Nanotrasen rep.

I declared war on a janitor for destroying the art I was making with Spray cans. Made sure Cargo looked nice! Had to make sure he knew it was war. I covered all his walls with it.

Got married.

Wiki updated with the new information, thanks.

So today I was chosen as a traitor, my objective was to steal someone's brain. I looked up on the wiki found the tools I was going to use, just a sleepy pen. As I shoved my victim in a closet and ran to a secluded location to preform Ghetto Surgery the sleepy pen wore off. I swear this was a lot less than 5 minutes, more along the lines of 30 seconds to 1 minute. Can I get accurate information on how long the sleepy pen's effects last, I'll edit in the new information so people like me don't make such a mistake.

NO! is best borg, should be promoted to Captain.

Some were, a borg did a good job and cuffed some of the damn mimes. He was a true Space American hero!

I made more examples. Went to the Clown planet and gathered up 24 mimes.

The only good mime, is a dead mime.

I decided to eat a Farwa cube. I was not disappointed.