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You can use it as belt storage, or put it on someones headslot to strangle them

4 Spess Muhreens shooting valids

Well? DO YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORT?

Five voxes that can`t love.

Loads Bolter with purging intent Is gud stuff

All i see is HERESY Good stuff.

BWOINK

Flexing the lizard does not count Trubus. Let a REAL medical professional get to work, i even brought my CLEAN glass shiv this time.

Spider? As in.... TERROR SPIDER?! CALL THE FOOKIN SHUTTLE MATE-

Wait, i just realized.... Is Zeke holding bubble tea-

Not pictured: Three Ravs, one loose tank and the CO doing a BE to a random MP.

See? I KNEW IT! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! The skrell boi is evilz! Get the fookin disk-

Arf

According to Bay, Aurora and the occasional CM, voxes are meant to be cannon fodder/amusement targets, and not highly respected members of spess ships or stations. Naturally, those fellas are cluwnes and heretics, as they've never owned a pet vox.

PUT THE KNIFE DOWN SKRELL BOI, or the corgi gets it

Reminds me of the time i managed to mindslave the most gulllible person on Bay.... Hueh

Zeke still looks less than overjoyed over having to deal with a baby-ish corgi and a little slime girl. Five bucks both will end up in weird places because of their size/power, like air vents-

I`ll pay you five credits and a corgi for the whole thing.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM, NOT JOIN THEM-

One screwy Skrell

7 days of utter madness, today it's soylent green.

5 packages of 4n0raisins, damn I love them

3 vulpkanins DOING ABSOLUTLY NOTHING ASIDE FROM THEIR JOB. Except O`shaw, he`s flexing the flexers, again.

1 smooth skrell boi

-4 Boston edition