TheClosetMailman

12 clowns, damm the HOP

10 greedy vulps feasting on a dead vox

Six loonies and their crazy gibberish

1 member evicted from the vulpsquad

Seven days of madness, solitude and mimes

5 vulpkanins with NUMBERS

3 bad buffs later

1 OP wolf, plz narf

We got five nukies kicking the unrobust biceps wolf, again

Two many admemes, guess ill go greytide them

Adminbus 1

5 insistent trader voxes

Five credits they landed straight on a sharp rock ala Joel style

Woah! This is useless! Burns the digital leaflet, somehow

Hey, why hire kleptomaniac spess birds that are barely even half the height of a human? And considering their obvious loyalty to their arkship brethren, even making them captain or other command positions? -Sincerely, a unruly spacer with the wrong spanish name.

Hello, i would like the nuke authorization codes, a gun and a cookie. Sincerely- Nukie

2 bland, boring IPCs

2 lone greytiders stealing a Bob Ross painting.

Sadly true. Can we get a new law that allows the magistrate to burn SOP breakers on the stake?

You could have a SOP regarding something like breathing and people would still break it. A good show of how little people care: SOP states i can walk around without an ID visible on code green, but i still have to reveal it if an officer asks for it. Guess who got chased by McSlime TheAxe less than a minute after? Or on another round attacked by a secborg and their vox comrade? Apart from a few people i already know IC, everyone else just promptly responds to no ID with blood in mind, on code green. So yeah, SOP is something no "good" player follows, cus muh valids. Sorry to sound salty, but its even happening on HRP servers like Bay or Aurora

Im not good with words, so... PRETTTYYYYY

Im gonna need a bigger mop for all this filth. - A random janitor after he found me tied to chair in a crowd of vulpkanins. Also applies for this art. Its still real fucking neato tho, keep it up comrade

I hate those people who always "stumbles" into antags. Worst thing I remembered from a round as warden, was how we were notified of shadowlings. The entire fucking sec force instantly disappeared into maint, HOS included, never to be heard from again. That round I put a buckshot in my own brains.

The last part got me Its so fucking true-

I wanna praise you for that sweet sweet art, really, i do.